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I don't know man

I think that's like a vague, surface-level belief that you aren't really willing to give up or do anything to actually make manifest in the world. But it sounds good! You know... You aren't really doing anything.
Hym "But I AM! I've improved the quality of several people's lives in a material and demonstrable way. I don't know man... Sounds like one of those things that people just kind of say to feint moral superiority. You know? Like 'I just want people to be able to get their sicks sucked on demand.' And it's like, yeah, that'd be great but do I plan on going out and sucking a bunch of dicks to make that happen? No. Imma just make this post. And proceed to not live off of the charity of others." 🤷 ♂️
by Hym Iam October 5, 2023
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Problem

Again that's only an assertion.
Hym "There's more evidence that you're a retarded bitch than there is that I'm an actual problem."
by Hym Iam August 5, 2023
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If you do what is right, will you not be accepted?

God "If you do what is right, will you not be accepted?"

Hym "No. I won't. Because 'what is right' is being arbitrated by people who adhere to my ethic more closely than their own. You know what I think? I don't think Abel's offering was better at all. I think the sin you were talking about when you said 'But if you do not do what is right, sin is crouching at your door; it desires to have you, but you must rule over it.' was the temptation to kill Abel. It was test. You and I both know that farming is more difficult than sitting on your ass while your sheep fuck each other. And maybe this guy is Cain. I write a Hypertext that is instantiated into multiple cultured (immediately) without even trying. Suddenly, I'm all of these different characters. Songs are written. How would he take his revenge? Imitate God? Place the mark of Cain on my forehead that when I toil nothing will grow? 'DiD yOu EvEn TrY?' I didn't have to. I just sat and watch my sheep fuck."
by Hym Iam June 19, 2022
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Wrong

I don't give a single fuck. Drop the gun and let me on the boat or I cut the kid's throat. +2 or -1
Hym "No one care about wrong when they're wrong..."
by Hym Iam March 6, 2025
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Gay

Hym "Bitch I will- Gay!? Your ass need to watch it with that shit. Replace that necklace with a hand-shaped bruise."
by Hym Iam March 9, 2025
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Kidnapping

Holy shit! I think a woman just got kidnapped outside of my apartment!
Hym "Yeah, wtf? I think there was a kidnapping outside of my house! Had to call the cops because, KNOWING YOU USELESS FUCKS, IF I DON'T, NO ONE ELSE WILL. Shit. That is wild!"
by Hym Iam July 13, 2024
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Correct

DING DING DING! You got it bud! That's exactly what it's like...
Hym "Ha! Did you hear that!?"

Iam "Yeah...."

Hym "You're exactly correct! That's exactly what it's like! Hilarious!"

Iam "........"

Hym "Aw don't be such a downer!"
by Hym Iam May 10, 2022
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