by Hym Iam July 24, 2022
Get the Monstermug. Hym "But you will take any post hoc rationalization to justify a years long surveillance and harassment campaign that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia. And that's all this is. 'Rage-baiting' until you can generate some post hoc rationalization for what you wanted to do from the get-go which was 'ruin somebody's life.' And it can't be allowed to happen. It doesn't matter what I said about your kids or what I said about your religion or rape because when someone does it to your pastor and he goes to a costume warehouse and then takes a trip down to your local senator's house... SOMEONE is going to wish someone would have pulled the lever to the trolly at some point down the antecedent chain. But you are trying to condemn people into living a ruined life by democratic fiat or arbitrary whim. And as you can see from the gif below... You are not doing what you need to do to contain the pandemic. And no me threatening your kids does not make you more rational than you actually are which is 'not at all.' So the does need to end the weaponization. FOR ME. AND NOW. They need to do their job and play ref because the score is still X-0 and it's not even a game."
by Hym Iam July 23, 2025
Get the Post hoc rationalizationmug. Hym "Yeah, no a chick did the 3 boobs thing already but I don't really advocate for cosmetic surgery so... Your body is fine. It's fine. If the technology isn't congruent with safe and effective or non-damaging surgery then you're volunteering yourself as a guinea pig for unnecessary surgery until the technology gets there. So, I don't know, maybe relax a bit on the surgery, ok?"
by Hym Iam July 31, 2023
Get the 3 boobsmug. Something children are left to learn how to do on their own. Now, more people don't know how to do it. They just assert options as though they are fact or regurgitate talking points that are easily refuted. They don't lose arguments because the people they are arguing with are stupid Trump supporters. It doesn't matter if the words they are using mean they are objectively correct.
My life experience makes whatever I say valid. I don't care that this line of reasoning is fallacious. I don't know the difference between a valid argument and a fallacy. I'm smart. I said words. I don't even know the fundamentals of reasoning and I don't want to argue because I wouldn't know the difference between winning and losing either way. So, arguing is a waste of time for me. I'm just going to assume I'm right. And then I'm going to take that and project it on to my opposition and assume they they are just assuming they are right. That way I don't have to defend my way of thinking because if I'm not using reason then I don't ever have to be wrong. Reasoning is for people who do things is don't like.
by Hym Iam November 22, 2020
Get the Reasoningmug. And the fucked up part about it is in the beginning I said it was "Collective Narcissism." Didn't I? Yes. Yes I did. I would talk about it all of the time. You're 5 years behind and I'm still not getting credit.
Hym "Isn't that wild that I can actually say that 'A lot of our problem is a form of Collective Narcissism.' Look at that!"
Iam "That was me..."
Hym "Great job me!"
Dr. Jeepjorp "You're one of the narcissists."
Iam "Aw, hey! It's Dr Jeep..."
Hym "So are you shit-ass! 'They are who we thought they were!'~That one guy. That is hilarious! And what do I get? You guys are handling this all wrong my guy. Not to piss in your bed or anything. I don't think I could live your life better than you. It's the other way around. You can't blame me for watching the game and seeing a fumbles. I should call you guy team fumbles. A man ahead of his time. The ultimate innate psychoanalysts prowess. I just wish I could see the looks on your faces when you realize I'm right about some of this shit. I can't even image."
Iam "That was me..."
Hym "Great job me!"
Dr. Jeepjorp "You're one of the narcissists."
Iam "Aw, hey! It's Dr Jeep..."
Hym "So are you shit-ass! 'They are who we thought they were!'~That one guy. That is hilarious! And what do I get? You guys are handling this all wrong my guy. Not to piss in your bed or anything. I don't think I could live your life better than you. It's the other way around. You can't blame me for watching the game and seeing a fumbles. I should call you guy team fumbles. A man ahead of his time. The ultimate innate psychoanalysts prowess. I just wish I could see the looks on your faces when you realize I'm right about some of this shit. I can't even image."
by Hym Iam September 13, 2022
Get the Collective Narcissismmug. Yeah didn't anyone say anything about Donald Trump sending in the national guard before it happened? Like, the reporting on the protest and the guard happened at the same time.
Hym "I can think about whatever the fuck I want and you are going to get someone's kid murdered if someone doesn't stop you. The National Guard need to start hunting down the freaks doing this to me starting with the new MeidasTouch freaks put them in a gas chamber. And then work their way backwards down the list."
by Hym Iam June 13, 2025
Get the The National Guardmug. Or worse?
Idiot "YoU tHiNk YoU'rE bEtTeR tHaN gOd!?"
Hym "Do you want YOUR kids to be better than you or worse?"
Idiot "......"
Hym 😐 "Hmm? Better or worse?"
Idiot "....."
Hym "I'm not hearing a response to the words that I said." 😐
Idiot "........"
Hym "It's almost as if you're not responding because the correct answer to the question would prove that I'm doing it right and that YOU are doing it wrong..."
Idiot "...."
Hym "You're doing that wrong." 😐
Hym "Do you want YOUR kids to be better than you or worse?"
Idiot "......"
Hym 😐 "Hmm? Better or worse?"
Idiot "....."
Hym "I'm not hearing a response to the words that I said." 😐
Idiot "........"
Hym "It's almost as if you're not responding because the correct answer to the question would prove that I'm doing it right and that YOU are doing it wrong..."
Idiot "...."
Hym "You're doing that wrong." 😐
by Hym Iam July 24, 2022
Get the Bettermug.