Hym Iam's definitions
Hym "He has claws fuck-face! The ultimate claws! Literally the highest form of claws of literally any character! Like, the entire character is a guy who has indestructible claws who can cut through anything... So why does he need to ram he way through, like, a regular steel door when, to him, it is literally made of butter? Did he forget that he had claws? Claws made from the ultimate metal? I watched Deadpool and Wolverine the other day. It was good! Beyond good! It was... Jizztacular? I creamed a little... But Gambit Tatum? Awesome. But the claws thing... Did he forget? Did he forget that has had claws? Like, the suspense of the climax is undermined by the fact that locked doors are literally not obstacles to the guy who can cut through anything..."
by Hym Iam August 19, 2024
Get the Clawsmug. To learn someone something real good. The people I don't like need this to happen to them because I think the right thoughts and they think the wrong ones.
Iam "My initial problem was that the people around me took it upon themselves to 'educate' me. I wasn't playing the game right and needed to be taught a lesson. It was subtle at first. I'd be out and about and I hear something say something to me that related to something I was recently talking about. I didn't think anything of it at first. A strange coincidence. How many times does that have to happen before a pattern has been established? At what point does the anecdotal become a statistical reality? I think it's the eyes. I have a rather distinct appearance so I'm not hard to recognize. But it's not a real education. It's this Orwellian facade. 'We know better than you' they say. 'What makes you think you know better than us?' they ask."
Hym "Well, Occam's razor for one. The simplest answer is more likely than not the correct one. So, maybe you're a moron and I do know better. If the depth of your intellect is as shallow as a piss-puddle then it doesn't take all that much to know better than you. Hahahahaha!"
Hym "Well, Occam's razor for one. The simplest answer is more likely than not the correct one. So, maybe you're a moron and I do know better. If the depth of your intellect is as shallow as a piss-puddle then it doesn't take all that much to know better than you. Hahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam April 25, 2022
Get the Educatemug. Yeah, but, I've seen your wife and I've seen worse looking, lower quality men fucking women that look better than her.
Hym "So, how does that work with your wife? She just couldn't do better if she wanted to? Because if they only select the best men they can find, then by your own logic, she isn't good enough for the men that are better than you. You're the highest apple she can reach on the tree of sexual selection. And there ARE men better than you, right? Are the better men just not aware of her existence? Are you hiding her from them? What can she do to improve her desirability so that she doesn't have to settle for you? You also ommitted one of the selection criteria because you are a fucking coward. You did that deliberately. So, is your cock fat? Do you have a fat cock? Or is your wife just not good enough for a fat cock or are you one of the inferior fat cocks who has to settle for her? What is the correlation between fat cock and desirability? Pretty sure my thing is the correct one. You kind of need it not to be because all of this nonsense about the 'work' you did to 'make yourself desirable' extracurricular. Not real. What you did and what you know about women is irrelevant because fat cock is peak desirability. By default. Rendering all your advice meaningless. I just don't see how you reconcile your relationship with your world view. You're the however-high-on-value-you-happen-to-be male and she is...
Hym "So, how does that work with your wife? She just couldn't do better if she wanted to? Because if they only select the best men they can find, then by your own logic, she isn't good enough for the men that are better than you. You're the highest apple she can reach on the tree of sexual selection. And there ARE men better than you, right? Are the better men just not aware of her existence? Are you hiding her from them? What can she do to improve her desirability so that she doesn't have to settle for you? You also ommitted one of the selection criteria because you are a fucking coward. You did that deliberately. So, is your cock fat? Do you have a fat cock? Or is your wife just not good enough for a fat cock or are you one of the inferior fat cocks who has to settle for her? What is the correlation between fat cock and desirability? Pretty sure my thing is the correct one. You kind of need it not to be because all of this nonsense about the 'work' you did to 'make yourself desirable' extracurricular. Not real. What you did and what you know about women is irrelevant because fat cock is peak desirability. By default. Rendering all your advice meaningless. I just don't see how you reconcile your relationship with your world view. You're the however-high-on-value-you-happen-to-be male and she is...
A good girl for not getting slutted-out while you slutted out other woman and waiting for you (her best option) to find her. 'Wait for me to get done fucking all these women AND THEN I'll have a relationship with you. Just hold on a sec while I contribute to these other girl's body count and ruin them for other high value men AND THEN I'll be your husband. Don't do the thing the other women I fucked did... Which is... fuck me... before I was ready to have a relationship with you...' So, you're only together because neither of you can fuck people better than eachother? Is there any way for her to INCREASE her value? Because it's implicit in your ethos that she's doing the best she could possibly do.... So, why isn't she working on herself? If there are better men than you... her value could increase.... why isn't she trying to increase her value... to get the men that are better than you... if her goal is to get the best man... rather than the YOU man. Either her value CAN'T increase. YOUR value must be so much greater than hers that even improvement wouldn't lead her value to surpass your and (therefore) still couldn't do better than you. OR there is something else contributing to her decision to maintain the same value when she SHOULD be trying to find someone better than you. I guess it's good for you that your wife sucks a much as she does or she would be with a pro athlete with a fatter cock."
by Hym Iam May 27, 2023
Get the Wifemug. Hym "I think your hyperfixation about the structure of this thing I am doing is more about you not believing an assertion that ended up being true. What you learned about reasoning failed you and the consequences were dire and now you're taking it out on me. So, from where I sit, it looks like whatever therapy you're doing isn't working. So, you're either not doing it or it isn't working and you want to blame me for not leading with evidence so you're trying to force me to do that regardless of the consequences to me or other people."
by Hym Iam May 4, 2025
Get the Structuremug. You know the horrific thing about cannibals is NOT that they are eating you; it's that YOU know that you're the same but THEY DON'T know that you're the same.
by Hym Iam August 2, 2023
Get the Cannibalsmug. 
Really? *Sigh* Ok... Fine. I'll say it. I liked it. Ya'll have me set up to be the only mf on the planet who didn't think it was shit. I thought the first couple of episodes were a little lazy but it had some funny moments. Some of the dialogue was a little on the nose but I donno. I enjoyed it enough to write about it.
Hym "Hohoho... For how (seemingly) progressive the writer's of 'Velma' are.... There sure was a lot of gender-binary affirming dialogue in it! The female self-defense class? The female neurologist? It's almost as if... They don't believe that gender is a social construct and doesn't exist on a spectrum! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!"
by Hym Iam January 29, 2023
Get the Velmamug.