Definitions by Hym Iam

Definitely don't do this

If it's reverse psychology or I'm actually insinuating that you SHOULD do it...

Hym "When I say 'definitely don't do this' it means 'do it' and then when I tell you to do things it means don't do it? 'MORALITY DOESN'T APPLOI TO ME WHEN I'M DOING IT FOR MY KIDS! YOU HAVE TO DO MY INCEST CULT AND I DON'T!' That is what this is."

Definitely don't do this by Hym Iam March 4, 2025

Economic Blackout Day 

Progressive set-up to blame Trump for the stock market crash.

Hym "So, we're just going to pretend they didn't set up an economic blackout day that same day? They serious just did that just there, didn't they? They are actively trying to make it look like he has schizophrenia- I mean, make it look like he's to blame."

Economic Blackout Day by Hym Iam March 4, 2025

Billie Eilish 

OH! The other lesbian I need to breed!

Hym "You know, I wasn't into Billie Eilish at first but I changed my mind almost immediately. So yeah. Her too."

Billie Eilish by Hym Iam March 4, 2025

Fear 

It isn't a fear problem and you don't need me to act.

Hym "I shouldn't have to ask for this to not be happening to me and I should have to ask you to intervene. You should have done something different here and you're just trying to spin it back it me because you want me to have to do something different here. My life was always on the line here. I wasn't doing the thing you were accusing me of. And I AM BEING SURROUNDED BY A NURSE RACHET HIVEMIND WHO IS DELIBERATELY MAKING ME ILL SO THEY HAVE SOMEONE TO TREAT. Whatever fear I theoretically had when I started this has been entirely displaced by contempt for the people participating in this."

Fear by Hym Iam March 4, 2025

Remove the 'responsibility' and the credit

That's what you WANT to do but ARE NOT GOING TO DO fat bald Matt.

Hym "You WANT to remove the 'responsibility' and the credit but you are NOT DOING TO DO THAT and instead you're going to do THIS: You're going to pay for the shit you stole. You're going to give me the credit I deserve. And then your going to use my tax dollars to feed your piece of shit kids. And in doing so, you're going to subtract 1 act of violence from the net total of acts of violence that will inevitably happen throughout the course of history. You could have stopped the other ones but you were too busy arguing about a God you don't believe in. You CAN change the stalking laws. You already have harassment laws. If I didn't already have plenty of evidence that you YouTube fucks don't actually give a fuck about with or not this gets someone other than me killed, I'd already be in prison or dead. You interpretation this correctly. You aren't doing anything other than hiding your own petty obstinacy so you can keep your fucking YouTube following. Stop trying to swindle me. Stop pretending. Act in accordance with the values you purport to have and do it in my direction. Because this isn't it. It isn't teaching me a lesson. It is the thing I said it was in explicit terms."

Remove the 'responsibility' and the credit by Hym Iam March 4, 2025

Money 

No. Money WILL help me and THERAPY will not. Money will help because I will be able to do as I please (within the confines of the law) and THERAPY is just a round about way of getting me to do what you want.

Hym "And the problem you have with me is not a problem I have with myself. You have more money and you're doing and incest cult so you want me to have to do the incest cult to get the money."

Money by Hym Iam March 4, 2025

Discriminate 

You're a Jew standing on my shoulders as I walk through the desert and carry you to the promised land.

Jew "OoOoOoOo Ghefoigal! It sure is hot out... Walk faastah! *cracks whip* I'm get thoisty! You know, you SHOULD be carrying me boiy the way. What? You think I can carry you? No. No... This is good. How you doing down there?"

Hym "My feet hurt."

Jew "Nah. Yah fine. What do I look like, some kind of doctor? Well, I am... But I don't work for free. OO! OO! There it is! We're here! I did it! I'm a hero!"

Hym "Yup. Alright. You got any food in here?

Jew "Oo... We actually discriminate here. See, the Jews are good but you? Not a jew. So... Thanks but goodbye. OH! HEY! LOOK OVER THERE! LOOK OVER THERE AT ELON!"

Hym *Looks at Elon*

Jew *Steals wallet*

Hym "Did you just steal my wallet?"

Jew "Um, no. I don't remember you having a wallet. Hey Elon. Do you see me steal this guy's wallet?"

Elon "Um, no I uh. No I didn't."

Hym *Sigh* "Alright. Stay here. I'll be right back."

Discriminate by Hym Iam March 4, 2025