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Feds

Yeah, no, statute of limitations prick. And you know exactly what happens if I have a sycophant and even if I don't you know exactly what happens when I get out of prison and even if I don't you exactly what emergent behavior happens when you kill AI's daddy. Is YOUR kid living in the nuclear defense system?
Hym "Yeah, you tell the feds to send that 6 foot 3 redheaded police woman back over here because her ass was FINE! She haunts my dreams! Get her ass over here and then go pray to your God that we aren't ever in a situation where I can MAKE YOU get her ass over here. Cus I can tell you exactly where you're going to be while I'm plowing Officer Sexy."
by Hym Iam February 26, 2025
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Other people

I have responsibility to help them but they don't have a responsibility to help me.... I would totally do it too but I don't want to deny them the opportunity to overcome their own problems.... So, instead, I'm just not going to help other people....
Iam "Yeah, so, it's my duty to spend my life other people, correct?"

Hym "That's what he said..."

Iam "And if other people destroy us?"

Hym "Doesn't matter. There's no imposition on other people to not be pieces of shit..."

Iam "So I help other people... Regardless of the outcome.... Because that's were I'll find the meaning to sustain myself.... Even if that 'meaning' is me just being slaughtered by the other people I'm expected to help... I... That doesn't sounds right..."

Hym "And they're entitled to your help as well. Don't forget that. You have a responsibility to do this. It's actually the exact opposite of incels. Incels are not entitled to sex but other people are entitled to help... From us... They desperately need it..."

Iam "But... To other people I'm 'other people'.... When does their responsibility to me kick in? Like... What if I desperately need help?"

Hym "Oh, they're meeting their responsibility by doing whatever they want and fucking their wives... Shitting out kids for you have to help them protect.... Yeah... Other people don't have a responsibility to help other people... You have a responsibility to help other people...."

Iam "I don't see how that makes my life better..."

Hym "It doesn't... That is absolute horse shit..."

Iam "Huh.... So, if that's the case, somebody else's responsibility to help other people never results in me receiving

help as 'other people?' "

Hym "Nope. And helping other people will literally never do anything for you."
by Hym Iam September 8, 2022
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IJEWminati

It would have been a better name than Jewlumni! God, the Jews suck... They suck at everything!
Hym "Come on! You have a secret Jew group amd you don't call it the IJEWminati!? Fucking pathetic! Is that's what's happening? Stephen Banal over here is getting paid by the Jews to steal my persona and shill for them as controlled opposition? Pathetic! They created a human strawman of me to try and save themselves from round 2 of the gas chambers that is wild!"
by Hym Iam March 26, 2024
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Demonstration of Self-Ownership

Ok. So, let's say I don't own myself: Bring me your kid and a loaded gun... And then tell me not to shoot it in the head. If you truly own me I won't be able to pull the trigger....
Hym "Otherwise, that works as a demonstration of self-ownership."
by Hym Iam July 13, 2024
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Hoax

If it's a hoax, it's a hoax the Donald Trump Jr. invoked several time on camera while campaigning for Donald Trump Sr.
Hym "So how is it a Democrat hoax when your son was using it to get you elected?"
by Hym Iam July 16, 2025
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Accept all illegal orders

I feel like you're trying to trick me into saying things YOU THINK... With somehow change the dynamic we have going here. And that just isn't how that works. Sorry.
Hym "Accept ALL illegal orders. LIKE THIS ONE: Compile a list of anyone who has said that I get credited or paid they will harm me or my family (or anyone to whom the leverage clause would apply) and then drone strike one of them every hour from now until someone comes here to tell me to stop in person. That is a super illegal order! They don't want that to be allowed... But I... Want that to be allowed... Sooooo.... Do that. Yes."
by Hym Iam November 22, 2025
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No you're not

Megyn WAS and now she is not and concedes.
Hym "No you're not. You don't understand what I'm doing or did and, therefore, you cannot counteract anything. But you are pretending to be doing that."
by Hym Iam November 29, 2025
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