Hym Iam's definitions

Fuck fuck fuck fuck

What you say when you're getting fucked by a retard. Or if you were taught not to swear my might just replace any swear word you hear with "Poop".

Unknown "Poop Poop Poop Poop Poop" (Fuck fuck fuck fuck)

That's a new one. It must be Missy.

by Hym Iam September 27, 2020

Haters

Exist for a reason. Why do people hate haters? They hate the people you look up too. You want to be like the people they hate. You're not but if you were they would hate you too. But you're great and so it your idol. It can't be either of you. Your idol is beyond contempt. And you emulate their behavior so clearly you are (by extension) also beyond contempt. There must be something wrong with the hater. You're great and no one should hate you. Even if you're a little bed wetting molestee retard or a whore that fucks a retard instead of a real person. Obviously, no one should hate you. You deserve unearned respect.

Haters exist because you're a piece of shit and anyone who likes you is foolish to do so.

by Hym Iam November 21, 2020

Make it stop

Can't. If I can make it stop, you can violate the leverage clause. YOU need to make it stop by DOING WHAT I TELL YOU TO DO.

Hym "What's that? Make it stop? I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my voice echoing. But why is that something I would be able to do?"

by Hym Iam August 21, 2025

School shooting

BUT HE DEPLOYED THE MILITARY! I THOUGHT THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO SCARED THE BAD GUYS INTO NOT DOING A CRIME! WHAT HAPPENED!?

Hym "Yeah, nothing is going to change because you refuse to look at the actual causes. I'll reserve my judgement on the school shooting until you actually report on the ACTUAL impetus behind the act. We'll see. Maybe it's ANOTHER INSTANCE OF THE WEAPONIZED SCHIZOPHRENIA. Who knows!? They refuse to investigate and or corroborate my thing."

by Hym Iam August 27, 2025

Governor of South Korea

You know what? You're right. Thought, I may also be the Front Man.

Hym "You know what? You're right Frannie. Becoming the governor of South Korea could be considered a betrayal of my Japanese brothers and sister. Therefore! I will rule from Japan. I'll ship the Korea women to me."

by Hym Iam February 22, 2025

Big caramel cup

That shit slams dawg.

Hym "The Reeces big caramel cup? It fucking slams! Have you had it yet? No? Go buy one immediately! Don't have any money? Go rob an old lady. Allergic to peanuts? I don't care! Eat it anyway! Do it anyway! Die knowing that you died the best conceivable death... It's good! It'll be the first thing I buy when I get paid. Reeces big caramel cup. Use it... To lure children to their demise. I know I will! Reeces... They wasted money on marketing because no ad they make will ever be better than this."

by Hym Iam April 10, 2024

Spelunking

Needless to say don't fucking do this with me.

Hym "Then don't go spelunking with me you jackass! You sacks of shit have deluded yourself into believing that revenge is never justified no matter what you do to people and are flabbergasted when somebody suggests that, yeah, I would probably violently revenge you for that. It's not a contentious statement."

by Hym Iam February 23, 2023