Waitwaitwaitwaitwait... Your theory... Is that they don't actually believe the ideas the promulgate... They are just saying it to reap the benefits the would accrue from holding those positions.... Wait...
Hym "Your theory... is that THEY are charlatans... Using the woke religion to get laid... THEY'RE the charlatans... HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AHAAA! WOW! YOU HAVEN'T MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD IN A WHILE! THEY don't actually have an opposition to your thing... They are just pretending to believe in God for money-Er No, the thing you said. They are just there to get laid and ruin your reputation. Ha! Ok. Alright. That's actually kind of funny. They are sneaky fuckers."
by Hym Iam July 28, 2023
You're not grateful and I only failed because defense of trans people my about Emma Vigeland and Frankie Tortallini being the defenders of trans people than it is about winning. And they suck too bad to win, so, there you go. It's Trump now.
Hym "They're like Jordan Peterson in that regard. But 'thank you for defending trans people' rings a little hollow when you consider that I only failed because the progressives who purport to defend trans people were an obstacle to success and are actively working to cover up the public humiliation of someone they CLAIM TO THINK is an anti-trans fascist bigot. So, how is Frannie defending you by doing that? And that's what I want the trannies to take away from this. These people you call your allies are lying posers who don't actually ever have to suffer the consequences of failure yet they feel wholey entitled to dictating success and/or failure. Actively bad people who are too incompetent to defend you and failed to do so."
by Hym Iam February 09, 2025
Hym "Well... You know whose side I'm on. Japan is my favorite and is the only country I will not nuke. But I still want to know how China made that 'Artificial Sun.' I was musing on that earlier. How large of an apparatus you would need to compress hydrogen hard enough to make a small one... But I'll allow it! Japan/China friendship forever! And you know what they say 'You can't spell Japan/China friendship forever without Pan in a fried pee.' You know, I actually had to sushi the other day. It slammed."
by Hym Iam April 09, 2025
You can't refuse to be summoned because that would violate the basic premise of what constitutes a summoning.
Hym "Because by the time you are made aware of the fact that you have been summoned, the summoning has already occured. You refuse to do something that someone is doing to you. That would be like refusing to be crucified. And it shows a glaring lack of humility one your part. Remember when pride was a sin?"
by Hym Iam July 24, 2022
The benefits TO the SLAVES!? Oh shit, I didn't even watch the video! That is hilarious! And embarrassing! Oh shit... I donno... Free gender-affirming care if you misbehave? Uuummm.... I guess, if you're a masochist, having someone around who's willing to beat the shit out of you from time to time would be beneficial. Like... You wouldn't have to seek out a sadist because the sadist... You know... Already owns you... Maybe you got an old white guy fetish or something.... There's ALWAYS a silver-lining.
Hym "Oh, Jesus christ, the benefits TO THE SLAVES!? Fuck man... I don't know... I mean, I guess if you REALLY like working hard then being a slave would be dope I guess... Joe Rogan loves hard work! Matt Walsh too! They'd make a great slaves! Ummm... I guess if the slaves don't have an axiomatic, hierarchical framework of perception... The slavery would give them THAT at least. Right? Like Jordan's thing? The slavery would give them the BENEFIT of being (arbitrarily) at the bottom of a dominance hierarchy! That's... Something I guess... I mean... If they worked harder and took some responsibility, they wouldn't be at the bottom. They could work at Louder with Crowder-Or, oops, wait 'in the house' I meant to say. Their shoulders would smell like a dick from repeated sexual harassment but they wouldn't be at the bottom anymore! Let's see... You could be a breeding slave and just slam puss 24/7... Which is probably the exact version of Hell that I'm going to... Damn... That one hit close to home! Pssshhhtt.... One more... You get your own special version of The Bible! Where they ommit all of the parts that (kind of) lead you to the conclusion that what your slave masters are doing to you is wrong! They could call it 'The Bible 2: Don't... Don't worry about what other people are doing just focus on your own life and work hard...' Pfft! Ha! This was fun. I might do a 'benefits of' stuff series later."
by Hym Iam August 02, 2023
Hym "I don't have bugs in my brain do I!? Oooooh noooo! That would be even worse than an infected tooth! Neurocysticerosis!? I did eat a lot of meat... But the pressure in the side of my head started before I started the keto diet... But I my butthole did itch at night... Hmmm... Either way, murder children if they don't give me some anti-parasitics..."
by Hym Iam May 10, 2025
Hym "What I said about the black IQ disparities are that it could likely be remediated and I relate THAT assertion to a Stephen Bryne joke where he claims that asians being better at math is the result of HOW MATH IS TAUGHT being more closely connected to the language. And I suggested doing that here. And I assert that they use as different dialect and that THE SAME LOGIC ALSO APPLIES FOR WHITE PEOPLE IN THE RURAL SOUTH. And NOW you have Jordan Peterson bringing a guy on who says that they ARE TEACHING MATHS DIFFERENTLY AND THE INNER CITY IQ DISPARITY IS GOING AWAY. I also remark on what I think are flaws in the IQ testing. But if they are teaching it differently BECAUSE OF ME, I am both correct again and better and smarter than everyone. And I say fat-cocks are dumb (which makes you a racist for associating black people with fat cocks you fucking bigot) because they avoid all of the dick-centric shaming that I'M getting. And in comparison to me, everyone is dumb. I'm a goddamn genius. The greatest mind who has ever lived!"
by Hym Iam May 06, 2024