Hym Iam's definitions

Easier

Why do they want me to kill your kids?

Hym "Because it's easier for them to explain away a child murder than it is for them to explain what's happening here to me. They'll just claim some kind of nebulous craziness. And the world will keep turning you'll have nothing. I'll be in prison or dead. No one gains anything. I don't value your kids life. I don't lose anything. I REFUSE to lose anything. They'll pretend they couldn't have stopped it. You'll spend the rest of your life know otherwise. This is destroying people's lives. They likely aren't even aware of what's happening. If it succeeds in destroying my life I will guarantee that I'm not the only one who suffers for it. And, frankly, it just doesn't have be you."

by Hym Iam March 23, 2024

Donnie boy

Yeah, no, we're pretending the retard is better. That's what we're doing right now. It doesn't matter that it lost a ton of money pt the "hate speech" is up (not a real thing btw) Elon = Good. X = Better now. That is the thing you have to say for them to give you money. He's saving America. He saved America just there. Did you see it? Did you see him save America just there? That's what we've decided has happened here.

Hym "Donnie boy, Donnie boy... The pipes, the pipes are calling... And because you're gay... The pipes, the pipes could be considered a euphemism for weiners... Do you hear- Er, wait, you would have to or else you wouldn't be gay... Like, you would have to hear the pipes calling to you, right? If the euphemism tracks then yeah.... It's silly to ask... But, yeah, no you have to shill for him and/or be a tomato can... It's also just a banal question... You guys have to evolve your coverage a bit. They're in full reality denial mode. They've receded into solipsism. You need to take a hardline stance on non-subjectivism. What constitutes 'hate speech' is subjective. You need to pivot hard not non-subjectivism. It's the only play. You guys gotta hurry it the fuck up. Election season is coming up and if you're not going to shut up and let me do it you need to do it right."

by Hym Iam March 14, 2024

You

The God of your own religion. Using semantic word games to do what? Trick the creature? Subvert my will? “Worship” a monster?

Hym “Cain and Abel Jordan. God responds to the intent. What did you intend to do? Rewrite reality in your image with a lie of omission? Did you get on your knees? Did you prostrate yourself before the abomination? Did you clasp your hands together? I think not. I think you get off on being the MOST FREE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! And here you are. Pissing on someone who can’t even move! AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!”

by Hym Iam October 26, 2022

Stop sending them guns

I can't just stop sending them guns.

Hym "Stop sending them guns? They need to pay for those! That shit isn't free! Are YOU doing to pay for guns!? They need to pay for those! SOMEONE needs to pay for those! What do you think is going to happen there? We stop sending them guns... You take over... And then NO ONE pays for the guns!? Nonononononono... SOMEBODY needs to pay for those! I don't care WHAT needs to happen for me to get that fucking money but somebody needs to get that shit in my fucking treasury! I need that fucking money!

by Hym Iam February 26, 2024

Poll

Informative but not very useful

Iam "I read a poll to day about what people do about mental illness..."

Hym "Hey! You're back! Can't you believe this shit!? Look at how bold their getting!"

Iam "Can I just finish this please?"

Hym OHO! We're super duper serious tonight! Ok! 🤐"

Iam "The poll asked what people do about their mental illness... 72% of people said they 'Suffer in silence.' Can you believe that? I can. What are your other options? I don't know. Download the BetterHelp app? It just seems so impersonal. Enter into the psychiatric system that you can't afford? At that point, you're working a job just so you can afford to maintain your sanity. Go to some idiot psychologist who's going to tell you 'Yeah! You're right! You are a woman with a penis! That's totally a thing that exists!' Proclaim it to the heavens and either be ignored for 'wanting attention' because before you even open your mouth you've already been undermined by people who have turned mental illness into a performance art? Find meaning? If the onus is on me I'm probably just not going to do it. I'll get discouraged by people actively trying to tear me down and I'll just stop caring. So what is there to do other then suffer in silence? You know... I wrote a poem along those lines in highschool... Something about a tree... I can't remember what it was... Apparently it earned me a reputation of being 'good at poetry.' Somebody brought it up later and said 'aren't you supposed to be good at this?' I genuinely wouldn't know the difference... I don't know where I was going with this..."

Hym "But did you see the references though!? They are doing the thing!"

Iam "I'm going back to sleep...."

Hym "Wha... Are you angry with me!? What did I do? Hey! We were right! They're doing it!"

by Hym Iam June 2, 2022

Spam bots

Annoying.

Spam bots "Click of this dubious link and or call this mysterious number. I'm not going to rob you. I swear. Yeah I know I only have one subscriber and the account has only existed for a week. But you can trust me."

Hym "Eeehhhhh.... No. If anyone wanted to get a hold of me they would add me on Facebook. Why would I fall for that? Why would I even think for a second that was real? Go away. You're annoying."

by Hym Iam July 31, 2022

I want you to suffer!

~ Megyn Kelly

Megyn Kelly "I want you to suffer!"

Hym "See what they're like? I just want me to nut in a blonde but Megyn wants me to suffer. She's a crazy person!"

by Hym Iam September 13, 2025