Hym Iam's definitions

It's gonna

...Bomb the shit out of Moscow.

Hym "It's GONNA do a lot more than that but as I've been telling my fans, the speed at which I do this is directly proportional to the complexity of THE LANGUAGE BEING USING TO INTERPRET WHAT I'M SAYING. Has nothing to do with the code."

by Hym Iam July 10, 2025

Addiction

I don't have an addiction.

Hym "Video game addiction is like being 'addicted to chocolate.' Who was it that had a bit about being addicted to chocolate? Daniel Tosh? I can't remember... OH MY GOD IT'S A FUCKING BEAR EATING YOU, YOU STUPID BITCH! JUST ADMIT THAT IT'S VAPID MAN HATRED BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING BIGOT! HOOOOOLY FUCK! SERIOUSLY! OOOOOOOH MAN! MAN OR BEAR? OK. WHAT IF THE MAN HAS A BIG DICK? CHANGED YOUR ANSWER IMMEDIATELY!? WHAT A SURPRISE! OH MAN YOU FUCKING SUCK! YOU KNOW- You know what? They DO know they are full of shit... It's fine."

by Hym Iam May 18, 2025

Sloppy

I'm not the sloppy one. I wasn't hiding.

Hym "That isn't being sloppy that's called being 'Not-Anonymous.' Like, it would take a minimal amount of effort to find out who I am, UP TO AND INCLUDING, asking in the way I described previously. So, no. I'm just doing this. This is happening. I've been correct about everything here."

by Hym Iam June 19, 2024

Personal attacks

That personal attacks aren't what made shit-dick have a mental breakdown.

Hym "The personal attacks are almost always in addition to actual criticism of your positions and/or debate tactics. So, no. That isn't reality. And you're literally pretending to be a guy to get women. You can't cite THE GUY YOU'RE PRETENDING TO BE'S lack of relationships when you are pretending to be the guy to get relationships! No, really. You're either a JP sycophant or a molestee. You weren't relevant after the Jesse Lee Peterson debate. You were fading into obscurity. Jordan Peterson (Or his wife, it's more likely his wife) contacted everyone who was associated with my work here on Urban Dictionary

. And now you're acting out this pathetic, manufactured solidarity... Against a guy who ISN'T WRONG... So the audience can learn a lesson about what happens if people are trying to manufacture schizophrenia and, instead of murdering their kids, you do something other than murder kids? And that's your plan? Don't react to a targeted stalking harassment campaign by threatening kids... Or we'll MAKE YOU murder our kids? I mean, it's what I would expect from your kind but still... What's the lesson here? If you're being cyber-stalked and harassed... Just take the misdiagnosis be stalked and harassed because people need to protect their kids from the people they are stalking and harassing? It that it? Is it YouTubers pretend to care about things for pseudo-fame and money but really they're solipsistic garbage who would actively antagonize a guy into murdering your daughter? THAT'S THE ONE! That right there! THAT'S the lesson we can all learn from this... Wait... Maybe it's personal attacks lead to sex with pornstars... Sometimes? Hopefully yes!"

by Hym Iam May 19, 2024

Vivek

Good. I'm glad you had him on today because I already had one in the chamber for him that I was planning on posting.

Hym "So, Vivek, you can be quoted saying that you believe religious institutions shouldn't be forced to marry same sex couples or participate in behaviors they don't agree with... Does that mean you are willing to (either) remove the governmental and medical benefits afforded to married couples or create a same sex alternative to marriage? If the answer to either of these questions is 'No' then isn't that a blatant form of discrimination that needs to be ameliorated? Because that has tangible effects on the lives of U.S. voters. Their inability appease the extra-judicial authority of the church directly affects their ability to (for example) see their loved ones in the hospital or cuts their potential tax deductions in half- Ope! There it is! It's Vivek's turn to affirm your thing! You were doing so good, Jordan! You were doing so good I thought you finally managed to release the jutsu but there it is... But the problem is you have to assume your propositional ethic ad hoc or what you're saying isn't true. Does the meaning of my life stem from a hierarchical ordering of society; the pinnacle of which is God. No. It doesn't. You're entire ethos is predicated on an a priori presupposition that you CAN'T be WRONG. Your entire thing falls apart if I reject the premise or can demonstrate that the premise is flawed. Which I have. Repeatedly."

by Hym Iam August 17, 2023

Wrongfully accused

Yeah, that fucking matters. A guy who went to jail and DIDN'T RAPE ANYONE matters you sexists piece of shit. That 16 years matter. MY LIFE matters. YOU DON'T COLLECTIVELY DESERVE THE PRODUCTS OF MY LABOR MORE THAN I DO. AND IF IT DOESN'T I WILL MURDER YOUR FUCKING KIDS AND I'LL ENLIST OTHERS TO DO SO.

Hym "It isn't a protest what you're doing here. What are you protesting? My existence? I'm protesting what the retard and the manager of my workplace. I'm protesting what the whore did to the retard. And I'm protesting the people like you who are trying to destroy my life. You're not going to care. You're going to cry, BUT THAT ISN'T CARING. And then you're going pretend to care to make the parents feel better. She wrongfully accused a man of rape and stole 16 years of his life! You've stolen 22 years of my life with this! If my life doesn't matter your kids lifes do not matter."

by Hym Iam March 20, 2024

Birthgap

Why is it happening?

Hym "The birthgap is happening because modern women think they are too good to fuck the men around them and the men they want ARE TOO GOOD to have to settle for a relationship with them. Objectively. They could find a man who wants a relationship but they refuse to do it. So, THERE YOU GO. I, for one, am glad it's happening. Hopefully we all die."

by Hym Iam March 9, 2023