Hym Iam's definitions

There's something wrong with his right hand

Hey, I hate to admit it Joe but you saw it before I did. And there was nothing wrong with it. He was keeping his hand up and only using he left. Remember? Like the story I told. He did the thing in real life that I did in the game... Wait... What's that sound? *Tonberry noises ensue*

Michael Bisping "Joe Rogan just texted me and he says he things there's something wrong with his right hand."

Hym "Huh? Oh yeah... He picked up on that quick... I should have seen that faster."

Bisping "He thinks it might be broken."

Hym "No. No... That's not what it is... Wait... What's that fuckin noise?" 🤨

*Tonberry noises ensue*

Hym 😨 "Oh! Tonberry!"

by Hym Iam September 29, 2023

Approach to Knowledge

Yeah yeah I totally get that man. You got the 2 types right? Michael Malice was talking about this, right? Where you got the 2 types of people, right? Like, the first guy looks at what's around him and deduces conclusions. Like ME! And the other guy has a worldview in his head and he tries to make reality comport with that worldview.... Like the guy who's trying to use Nikki Haley to pass his anti-online anonymity legislation. Or the conservatives trying to legislate and boycott the gays away. What is the name of that guy.... Oh wait! It's Dr. Jordan! He's the one doing that! He tried to frame it as though it's the communists doing the thing be HE'S the one trying to force reality to comport with his vision.

Hym "Yeah, that approach to knowledge where you try to do that thing you're doing is dogshit. That's largely the problem here."

by Hym Iam December 25, 2023

Bragging

I'm not doing that... I'm mocking you... You, a woman, are being mocked by an incel... For being bad at the only thing you care about... Hahahahahahahahaha!

Hym "Yep. Their coming after IVF, Contraception, Abortion... I mean... I'm an incel though so... Hahahahahahaha! Oh no! Your actions have consequences now! OoOoOoOoOoH nOoOoOo! You're fine with people trying to control MY life though, aren't ya? Yeah you are. All that success policing and for what? To shit out a kid against your will? What did it amount to? Nothing. I'm not bragging though. If I was going to bragging I would give you a little anecdote about a girl I work with. She was complaining about being in the second trimester and how she has to work 2 jobs... Now... My question to HER is: Did you fuck the creator of A.I. or no? Who did you fuck? Did he write the Joker? Did you buy a dvd copy of the Joker and watch it for 7 years straight?"

by Hym Iam February 27, 2024

Why not ask for help?

Because you can just you can just do what I told you to in relationship to the problem THAT I OUTLINED EXPLICITLY AND NOT THE ONE YOU WANT TO HELP FUCKING "PEOPLE" WITH.

Hym "Why not ask for help? Because you don't actually give help. That isn't a thing I can get from you. All I'm currently getting is bloviating about what 'people' want and I am not fucking 'people' am I? So no. I'm not going to grovel at your feet. You and your entire profession are the worst conceivable people because at least you're kind of allowed to kill the murderers and rapists. And don't say this is 'manipulation' because I don't actually care what you do in response to this. I'm just going to find a kid to kill and kill myself. None of this matters."

by Hym Iam July 27, 2024

Working towards things

I'm not doing Jordan's thing.

Hym "I'm not working towards things. I don't care what 'people' have to do. Fuck you."

by Hym Iam July 14, 2025

Samson

Biblical series! It's the thing! It's time for the thing! The thing I was doing from before. The Biblical series.

God "Heyheyhey, check it it out. Check out that guy over there."

Lucifer 😑 "Another boat guy? What is wrong with-"

Philistine "AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!" *THUD*

Lucifer "HOLY SHIT!"

God "Yeah! Right!?"

Lucifer "He threw that guy, like, 40 feet in the air! I mean... I could throw a guy higher than that but they don't do that! What the hell did you do!?"

God "I made a deal."

Lucifer "A deal? A deal for what?"

God "Well.. I give him super strength... And HE... Grows his hair out."

Lucifer 😟 "What could you possibly have to gain from him growing out his fucking- Jesus, he is mangling those fucking guys..."

God "No, Jesus was the me-guy this is Samson- Wait... Is that... Yet? Where ARE we, like, chronologically speaking?" 🤔

Lucifer "What IS that in his hand!?"

God "Donkey jaw."

Lucifer "The JAW of a donkey?"

God "Yup."

Lucifer 😨 "Did he mutilate a donkey just to do that!? Who is that for!?"

God 🤷 ♂️ "I donno. It's a good weapon I guess."

Lucifer "IT ISN'T THAT, THOUGH! IT ISN'T! It can't possibly BE that! AT ALL!"

God "I mean, he's killed like 784 guys with it already so... Ya know... It's hard to say isn't a good weapon..."

Lucifer 😑 "Say that you genuinely believe a donkey jaw is a good weapon. Say it out loud."

God "Well... Yeah... The super strength is probably doing a lot of the legwork... But he's having fun. And that's what counts."

Lucifer "Pffft! Hahahahaha! That is stupid. This is fucking stupid. I'm done. This is dumb."

God "What? Where are you... *sigh* Well I think it's cool... Kachow! Kachow! Jaw-stab! Kachow! Super jaw-stab! Heheheheheh..."

by Hym Iam January 7, 2024

Draw

That's their whole debate strategy isn't it?

Hym "Play for a draw and lie until the time runs out. They aren't actually engaging in it to win the ideological battle they're just stalling until they can use the state to coerce behavior. It's a slavery incest cult."

by Hym Iam June 17, 2024