Hym "Don't care. 'Drown you all in a lake od irradiated fire' sounds dope. So I'm just going to keep saying it. Hurray, Nukes!"
by Hym Iam August 10, 2025
Get the Nukesmug. Hym "$1000 dollars would literally solve all of my problems right now.... Immediately... And I know what you're thinking 'Well, why don't you go make $1000?' Great plan shidiot! By the time I make $1000 dollars I will need more than $1000... What would I do for $1000? Hmmm.... I would throw glass at homeless people for $1000.... I would be platonic friends with a woman for $1000.... I would type 1 million 'W's for $1000.... I would sleep on a pillow made of shit for $1000... I would steal a priest's favorite bible for $666... I would chapstick a Chinese man's lips for $1000... I would adapt my softcore erotica into a straight to TV Lifetime movie that only plays at 2 a.m. (pacific standard time).... I would allow a clown to teach me how to make balloon animals for $1000... I would tie myself to 100 turkeys and let them fly me wherever they wanted for $1000.... I would recycle for $1000... I would name my firstborn daughter Greg for $1000.... I would beat a monkey in blackjack for $1000... I would change my name to 'Caramel Thunder' for $1000.... I would paint the blue man group red for $1000... I would order Taco Bell exclusive food items from a legitimate Mexican restaurant until they kicked me out for $1000... I would yell at black people with a Karen for $1000... I would help an old lady halfway across the street and then run away, leaving her helpless and stranded for $1000... I would fuse my current two rows of teeth into two giant mega-teeth for $1000..."
by Hym Iam August 08, 2022
Get the $1000mug. Hym "Yes, yes... If I want my life to have meaning... I need to... Pay you 20 dollars... And then do whatever you say indefinitely... Regardless of whether or not you contradict yourself... And neeeeever talk back (because I don't know what I want or need and I'm stupid and incompetent)... And then Jordan Peterson get 1 million dollars and I get whatever I get, like, I don't know what did that patient that sued him get? Nothing? So I get what SHE got from doing the same thing SHE did... And then my life will have meaning because I'm fighting a dragon (in abstraction) by... Giving my money to a guy who is withholding information from me... until I pay him... That's the meaning of my life. To be harvested by me betters. That's it. Because I haven't been chosen! I haven't been anointed by the priestess! I also haven't validated a system that is both irredeemabley corrupt and needs systemic change while simultaneously absolutely necessary and IS THE DIFFERENCE between legitimate and illegitimate success... Yeah... That's the path to meaning..."
by Hym Iam January 01, 2024
Get the The path to meaningmug. Hym "America has too much going on right now to be spending US tax dollars to fund what is clearly an Israeli land-grab. They've been caught lying about human shields. They've committed war crimes. It isn't our job to play nanny to the jews."
by Hym Iam October 17, 2023
Get the Americamug. Our arguments were similar but not quite the same. Yours was that the choice was rendered arbitrary by the thing. Mine was that it was inherently arbitrary due the immutability of desirable traits. Like, if you have the things everyone wants then who you give it to is arbitrary. And mine was better. Because I'm a genius. 🤷
by Hym Iam April 05, 2022
Get the Similarmug. Oh yeah, I have no idea how to kill it but I designed it to kill me if I'm ever in dire straights and take you all with me.
Hym "Lied to the audience? About what? That? Yeah I said that already. You know you don't always repeat everything I say right away... Seems to be the case that when I strike a chord it resonates for a while before your hear the echo. But if not that then what? I don't know what I lied about."
by Hym Iam August 31, 2025
Get the Lied to the audiencemug. YOU WOULD KNOW! HA! HAHAHAHAHA!
Hym "See that's funny because that's how you act... You act as though your swearing to do nothing but violate your own conscience out of spite.. That what you act like. Ha!"
by Hym Iam March 15, 2023
Get the Swearing to do nothing but violate your own conscience out of spitemug.