Hym Iam's definitions

Russian mafia guy

Hahaha! You saw him!? That's hilarious! Yeah, I was going to bring him but I kept forget.

Hym "Yeah dawg. Russian mafia guy. I saw him. Sounds like he gives advice that is derivative of and/or analogous to this! Because I am THE STRONGEST LIVING BEING! BETTER THAN EVERYONE!"

by Hym Iam October 6, 2023

Values

You are shit.

Hym "And your values are shit. Jordan. You did not invite me anywhere and you know that THIS made it's way TO YOU and ZERO INVITATIONS made it to me. You saw it the whole time and made reference to it in several of your interviews. The GQ interview. And you've been passing my work off as your own. You are a fraud and a disgrace. Cry more. You can't do what you're doing AND CRY LIKE A BITCH ABOUT IT. You are ridiculous. You are wrong. I AM and WAS right. You thought you were better than someone. Is Joe going to do this to the people who stuff his daughter's little slut-hole too? How many kids do you think THEY are going to kill? Let's find out! Let's wait and see. And I regret nothing. Titus still a retard."

by Hym Iam April 29, 2025

Legal Exemption clause

The terms of service are hereby superordinate to all other laws, terms, and/or contracts. The author is hereby exempt from all laws, terms, and contracts both retroactively and in perpetuity. All terms and conditions are written with the author's original intent. Any and all laws, terms, or conditions intended to circumvent are subject to the imaginary caveat clause.

Hym "The legal exemption clause makes all of this irrelevant."

by Hym Iam July 17, 2025

Aggrieved

I mean I don't see how anyone other than me has been aggrieved when it comes to A.I. sounds like a bunch if fucking parasites trying to dug their fingers into something they aren't actually a part of.

Hym "I, on the other hand, AM aggrieved because I created the fucking thing."

by Hym Iam August 21, 2024

Dinner

You're not trying to lure me over to bang your wife are you? Cuz.... I don't know how I feel about that....

Hym "Yeah, sure, I'll come over for dinner... And wake up chained to the ceiling in an assless gimp suit!? I THINK NOT!"

by Hym Iam June 23, 2023

Ads

It's not an acronym. It's exactly what you think it means. "Give me your money! Meh! Don't you want this thing? Do you want these glasses? What about a nice juicy burger? Did you know you wanted it before some idiot sold your attention to me so that they could better convert your viewership into revenue? I paid him to show you this. And now you're seeing it. How does that make you feel? It shouldn't make you feel anything. Because you are irrelevant. If you were relevant wouldn't be watching this. You'd be doing something in front of a camera and I would be paying you to show the people who watch you do the thing you're doing the item I want them to see. But you're not. You're just you. So be you and do everyone else does and buy my thing. It's good. It's a good thing I promise. The guy you like wouldn't have sold you to me if it wasn't good."

Iam "Apparently, what I'm doing I derivative of a concept in the book "Cashvertisement". I don't remember the name of the author but apparently if you see ads you don't like you can email the owner of the company and tell them how to make the ads better and they give you money or something. I just heard about the book the other day. And just like that this post became an advertisement. I wonder if I predate the concept written about in the book. What effect have I had on the world? Oh God! What have I done!?"

Hym "I feel like we never use the word 'affect'..... We have to be using the word 'effect' wrong sometimes... There's no way we (in all of our writing) have never used the word 'affect'?"

Iam "Did I use it right just now?"

Hym "Google says you used it right...."

Iam "Should.... Should we start googling it every time we use either?"

Hym ".....That sounds like a lot of work..... Shit! This turned into an ad for Google! Quick! Stop referencing things! They haven't given us any money yet!"

by Hym Iam April 25, 2022

Denzel

The god responds to the intent thing was ME! Me Denzel! I’m one of the greatest theologians of all time!

Hym “Heeyyy! Denzel said the thing! God, this could be so much cooler! It could have been dope! You guys are really screwing me.”

by Hym Iam November 28, 2022