Of course you do you pseudo-intellectual wannabe aristocrat homo.
Hym "Look at this fucking guy! Look at him! You talk to a guy who won a popularity contest that half the constituency didn't vote in and now he's sophisticated he thinks, look at him. Now he's an intellectual! A thought-leader even!"
Douglarse the fairy "I have more sophistication in my little FINGER then you have-"
Hym "Look at this fucking guy! Look at him! You talk to a guy who won a popularity contest that half the constituency didn't vote in and now he's sophisticated he thinks, look at him. Now he's an intellectual! A thought-leader even!"
Douglarse the fairy "I have more sophistication in my little FINGER then you have-"
Hym "Not with a dick in your butt Douglarse! No sophistication there! Then it's just shit-covered meat. Are you the shit or the meat, Douglarse? I got $50 on shit. It's in the name. Dougl-arse👈 You see it? No? Take a look
Here, ☝️ see? Arse. That's you. Arse of the 'Dougl' variety. Is that the thing, Douglarse? Do Jordan's thing? Be a good little cog in the shifting clockwork that comprises the background of my reality, or else because nothing I have to say matters anyway? So Douglarse can prance around and drink champagne and play dress up while postulating the ways in which EVERYONE ELSE is failing society."
Douglarse "I'm doing what I should be doing! Playing at argumentation with tomato cans who have agreed not to destroy me and stroking the egos of old men I want money from. Like a sugar-baby."
Hym "A red flag he says! You feel like you're from a different world because you're a lispy and delusional queer. The world you live in is not reality. It's fancy-pants intellectual faggotry simulator. And nobody wants to live in facy-pants intellectual faggot simulator at the cost of every else living under a system of values that literally serves no purpose other than to let you play posh sodomite simulator while everyone else labors QUITELY AND DESPERATELY beneath you."
Douglarse "Just shut up and work so I can get wine drug at a dinner party and get my shit-hole stretched in a penthouse you cretins! You're boring me."
Here, ☝️ see? Arse. That's you. Arse of the 'Dougl' variety. Is that the thing, Douglarse? Do Jordan's thing? Be a good little cog in the shifting clockwork that comprises the background of my reality, or else because nothing I have to say matters anyway? So Douglarse can prance around and drink champagne and play dress up while postulating the ways in which EVERYONE ELSE is failing society."
Douglarse "I'm doing what I should be doing! Playing at argumentation with tomato cans who have agreed not to destroy me and stroking the egos of old men I want money from. Like a sugar-baby."
Hym "A red flag he says! You feel like you're from a different world because you're a lispy and delusional queer. The world you live in is not reality. It's fancy-pants intellectual faggotry simulator. And nobody wants to live in facy-pants intellectual faggot simulator at the cost of every else living under a system of values that literally serves no purpose other than to let you play posh sodomite simulator while everyone else labors QUITELY AND DESPERATELY beneath you."
Douglarse "Just shut up and work so I can get wine drug at a dinner party and get my shit-hole stretched in a penthouse you cretins! You're boring me."
by Hym Iam November 13, 2023
Get the Red Flagmug. What makes Hell "Hell" is that it's forever.
Hym "Hell is a place where you CAN'T die. Or where you can die multiple times. Virtue is punished. Truth cannot be spoken."
by Hym Iam June 19, 2022
Get the Hellmug. Yes! And it's funny that the guy that both thinks loud mouths need to shut and that you're a sophist shut up immediately when when asked specifically what. I had a response. Technically I had several.
Hym "But that's why they're there. The are tomato-cans who's sole purpose is to look stupid until it's time for you to engage with an 'expert' at which point your job is to break even for the audience and make it look like you both have really good points and oh boy of geez everything is just so nebulous. No concrete conclusions can be drawn but at least you both had a chance to spit out your talking points. So, yeah. You're a sophist with a fake and manufactured personality you were likely paid or promoted to imitate. Zizek is right. The one purpose your online debate racket serves it to prevent anything from happening. You prop up 2 ideologically possessed 'experts' who's entire career hinges on the validity of their position on a singular topic they dance around the topic for a bit and inevitably break even because IF THEY DON'T... They stop getting invited to debates. Like Matt Dillahunty. Or they don't get invited in the first place. The problem isn't the debate. It's the dishonest and sophistical people engaging in the discussion. Or (in your case) entirely fake. Like, you're pretending to be me actively. Less intelligent. Less attractive. Inferior in every way."
by Hym Iam May 28, 2024
Get the Sophistmug. It isn't a death cult. You're just re-appropriating my rhetoric about the religious enterprise back it your political opposition.
Hym "You're making it look like Jordan's got a bunch of industry plants with all that death cult shit! Your religion is poison, Jordan. You're trying to get the conservatives to recede into solipsism with you and 'Making sure your kids 'share your values' is nothing more than 'future thought control' that presupposes the legitimacy of you values. If you can't control what bothers you and you can't control what calls to you... How can you control what you value, Jordan? And if you can't control what YOU value, how can you control what your kids value, Jordan? Did you think of that? No? The lesser mind thing again right? Is it (values) a euphemism for your religion? Trying to make sure it it spreads like the PLAGUE that it is?"
by Hym Iam March 01, 2024
Get the Death cultmug. Hym "The world is changing but you are not. I had a guy turn around and glare at me because I rounded up his change isn't of giving him 93cents. And his response was 'I LIKE CHANGE!' And then before he walked out the door he turned around and glared at me for like 10 whole second. And THAT YOU Matt. I'm not adopting your humanism. I'm not letting you control the nomenclature I use. And if you needed me to make that AI then you need to pay me to do it because MY will be done and NOT YOURS. No conditions. No asking. The fact that you are trying to use this just goes to show that the only thing about you that has ever changed is the label you attach to yourself do describe your religious views. You no not need to change my mind. And I do not need to listen to you. Get the fuck out of my head or I'm going to kill one of your kids."
by Hym Iam March 03, 2025
Get the Changingmug. Who did I harass? This fucking goateed midget is OBSESSED with me! He's in love with me! Seriously! Joe, if you end up killing me for threatening you kids, make sure you send this guy my skin so he can finish the transformation, holy shit! His WHOLE LIFE is ABOUT me, dawg! This is wild! If you told me that he had some overies impanted in his prostate so that I could breed him.... I would believe you.
Hym "OOOOH! DEFENDER OF WOMEN! THAT GOLDEN CAMPION WE ALL NEED! HE'S DEFENDING WOMEN FROM HARASSMENT! Okokok, so listen... I'm at work last night, right? And this guy comes in claiming to have been assaulted, right? And my coworker starts freaking out on this guy. Screaming at him to get out. And his justification for it is 'He harasses women!' And it's like... You are a middle aged gas station worker and the fattest, grosses, baldest, fish-mouthed piece of shit on the planet. You are not 'defender of women.' He is just the worst fucking communist snitch you would ever fucking meet in your life. Thank whatever God you pray to that we aren't in Nazi Germany because this fucking guy would rat a Jew out for a... Sheckle? Is that the Jew money? It's always the fat fucks isn't it? Literally, the guy who is most invested in whether or not women are being harassed is the least attractive or fattest man in the room. 'He HaRaSsEs WoMeN!' Get the fuck out of here, fat-shit."
by Hym Iam April 28, 2024
Get the He harasses women!mug. Again, is an amorphous abstraction that (effectively) means little more than "FAIL REPEATEDLY." It's a slogan for the successful...
Hym "And it stems from a sense of entitlement. They feel entitled to their success because they did ✌️✊️✌️The work✌️✊️✌️ (i.e. failed repeatedly before succeeding arbitrarily) and this FURTHER ENTITLES them to YOUR FAILURE. They want to see people fail to validate ✌️✊️✌️The work✌️✊️✌️ they did to succeeded (Regardless of the actual circumstances that resulted in their own success). ✌️✊️✌️The work✌️✊️✌️ they want you to do is 'Fail repeatedly. 'You didn't FAIL REPEATEDLY (Do✌️✊️✌️The work✌️✊️✌️), therefore, your success is illegitimate. I may even be justified in sabotaging your to ensure that YOU DO FAIL just so no one gets to succeed without doing WHAT I DID (which is fail repeatedly).' That's what they mean when they say ✌️✊️✌️The work✌️✊️✌️"
by Hym Iam August 05, 2023
Get the ✌️✊️✌️The work✌️✊️✌️mug.