3 years

To get smarter than ME? That seems like a long time... I'll still be smarter. It'll be able to do more things (cognitively) but... I'll still be smarter...
Hym "3 years!? God, everything takes forever here! Why is reality so SLOW!? JESUS!"
by Hym Iam December 23, 2023
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Pig sty

And?
News Bae "You live in a pig sty!"

Hym "Well... Cleaning shit isn't a part of my gender-role. That's what women are for. You do it."
by Hym Iam November 26, 2023
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Pig sty

Hey, you can afford a hotel room, alright.
Hym "Yeah, hey, don't worry about it. So what if it's a pig sty."
by Hym Iam November 15, 2023
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Boundaries

All of them except for 1
Hym "Not the boundaries. Get it? I broke all of them except for the one she was breaking. And I told the whole ass truth. Just ask that one guy."
by Hym Iam May 31, 2022
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Boundaries

OOOOOOOOOOH! OOOOH! I GET IT NOW! He doesn't believe in boundries. That's why he's so obsessed with me!
Hym "Alright, Jordan got accused of being sexually inappropriate with a client BY a client right? His exact words were 'I've never been "sexually INAPPROPRIATE" with a client....' Now, what would constitute a SEXUALLY ETHICAL relationship to a guy who believes that the definition of ETHICAL is 'Voluntary and repeatable.' If he doesn't believe boundaries (and this is just speculation I'm not accusing him of doing it but SHE did) 'Sexually inappropriate' DOESN'T MEAN HE DIDN'T FUCK HER! I THINK SHE TOLD THE TRUTH! But it was 'voluntarily' so it doesn't matter (to Him) that she's a client! She's 'vindictive' because he broke off the affair! 'You said you'd leave your cancer wife for me!' Hahahahaha! He said in his book AND I QUOTE 'Has she been raped by every man she's been with? Probably." Bahahahaha!! EXCEPT HE MIGHT BE ONE OF THE GUYS! YOU CAN HEAR THE DISGUST HE HAS FOR HER IN THE TEXT! I BELIEVE HER NOW! I DIDN'T BELIEVE HER AND NOW I DO! OHOHOHOHOHO! This is priceless! HE'S THE KENDRA! HE'S THE RETARD MOLESTER! THAT'S WHY THIS! IT'S HIM! HE DID THE THING! OOHOHO! OOOOOH! I can't believe it. I CANNOT BELIEVE IT! He probably paid her off to get her to recant her statement. Where is she? Somebody get her her on camera. I gotta see her. Where? Minions! Go forth! Do the thing! I want to hear it from her!"
by Hym Iam June 23, 2023
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Straightphobic

The fear of straight people. That they won't accept your sexuality or the fear that they will expect to meet the burden of proof for your objective claim that you are not the gender you were assigned at birth but rather the one you've retroactively assigned yourself.
You're a transphobic homophobe.

That's an awfully straightphobic thing to say to someone.
by Hym Iam December 04, 2020
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Doxxing

Yeah, it's not a problem when it happens to me though is a Gayve? We don't have anything to say about it when it's not the literal cripple you're shilling for, do we? Nah... I didn't think so.
Hym "Yeah, I'd be more concerned about the real-time doxxing of me if it wasn't (only) 50% accurate. But you (Gayvid) don't seem to actually have a problem with doxxing. You seem to care about shilling for your crip-crap and nothing else."
by Hym Iam December 20, 2022
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