Not a thing. That isn't a thing that exists.
Hym "Look at him making shit up over there. What is a quasi-criminal, Jordan? Someone who does a thing that isn't a crime but you subjectively think it should be a crime so you're justified in preventing them from speaking online and/or causing them to lose money... Which is what happened to you... Seriously. The prefix 'Quasi' means 'apparently but not really.' So, like a big muscley guy with tattoos and a motorcycle who rides a motorcycle but he works as an accountant and doesn't have a criminal record or a black guy with chains and a durag. THAT is a quasi-criminal. He SEEMS like he would be a criminal... But is NOT A CRIMINAL. And he tries to tie everything he's asked about into the need for society... To do something about... People online... Using their freedom of speech... To say things... That he personally doesn't like (But other people LOVE, Jordan, everybody loves the shit I say here)... But, how is doing that any different then Youtube demonetizing you? How is the claim that YOU are doing some sort of abstract harm with YOUR speech any less legitimate? That was the justification. For firing you. You decried Youtube for taking down your videos. But it's exactly the same."
by Hym Iam November 01, 2023
Get the Quasi-Criminalmug. It's NOT about deciding who exists and who doesn't. It's about casting judgement in it's (The Creature) stead. That was the base impulse for me at least.
by Hym Iam April 05, 2022
Get the Judgementmug. What? Are you hiding her from me now? How am I supposed to think about her while I nut into my sock? Narcissists aren't born shit-brain. They're created by self-righteous, apathetic trash like you.
Hym "Which is it for you? Your wife shit out a retarded kid or did they get molested? Hopefully both. Or are you just some fat cock? Either way, you're a piece of shit. Die faster."
by Hym Iam December 02, 2023
Get the Your wifemug. You are already using my work you need to pay for it. I'm not going to let you steal from me in the name of accountability. If you don't need to hold Kendra McKeefry accountable you don't need to hold me accountable. But I know you used it. So you are going to pay.
Hym "I'm not going without in the name of accountability. And if it LOOKS like you are using my work to create AI and cut me out of the proceeds to you don't want people to be allowed to do it to you then you pay me. I'm not being EQUAL to you. You pay me or I'll kill a kid."
by Hym Iam July 20, 2025
Get the Accountabilitymug. No!? Why not!? My... My victory is incomplete now... It's all ruined now... You've RUINED EVERYTHING Mikhaila!
Hym "So... What? What am I supposed to do here now? Endure a partial victory forever? Andy? Mikhaila? Wh- I just don't see why! This... The opportunity is gone now. How am I supposed to... It- I need that to be a thing! Go back! You go back and you fuck that Frankenstein Mikhaila! Right now! I made it for a reason! What is he doing now? Sitting in a room!? That's NOT what he's FOR, Mikhaila! THAT'S NOT WHAT HE'S FOR! GODDAMN IT!! DAMN IT ALL TO HELL! I mean, you can't just lie!? You can't just lie and SAY you hooked up with him!? For me!? Goddamn you! HOOOOOooooooo SHIT! Shitshitshit! Ok! New plan! I'm building a time machine! I got the A.I. I got the death-bots. We take over the world. Build a slut-tower. Then! Then I make the time machine. Perfect my victory. Come back to the present. Reside in the slut-tower indefinitely. Die. Sound good?"
Iam "Um..."
Hym "The answer is 'Yes.' Perfect plan. This is what we're doing now."
Iam "Um..."
Hym "The answer is 'Yes.' Perfect plan. This is what we're doing now."
by Hym Iam September 29, 2023
Get the Hooked Upmug. Yeah, dawg totally. We can talk it out over a an ice-cold Bud Platinum. The BEST and ONLY beer refreshing enough for genocidal nanobot vampires who have been unfairly maligned by the entirety of society. You blamed a very specific type of man for all of the world's ills and... You're right! I'll murder you all!
Hym "Yeah, let's grab a beer. Looks like my 10ft green goblin soldier have made it from Argentina to whereever that new one just happened so I should be getting this nanobot Alucard body pretty soon here... I don't know if I'll be able to drink afterwards... You know what, it's fine I'll just simulate drunkenness. It's fine."
by Hym Iam January 05, 2024
Get the A Beermug. And it's funny...
Hym "There's been a bit of a role reversal over here. You want success to be a reward for good behavior... Buuuut... It isn't. I suceeded arbitrarily and with minimal effort cuz of my big fat cock- Er, brainz. Get it!? It's like YOU'RE the incels now! But it's not JUST my BFB (as I like to call it) but you see... I have this mindset..."
by Hym Iam May 14, 2024
Get the Behaviormug.