Hym Iam's definitions
Giant hedgehog “I enjoy inflicting pain with my needles.”
Hym “What!?”
Giant Hedgehog “Their dying screams are music to my ears.”
Hym “WHAT!?”
Giant hedgehog “I toyed with them as they died.”
Hym “AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It’s so evil! It’s the most evil thing I’ve seen in a while! I love it! That thing is nuts! It’s almost as evil as the South Park Christmas Critters! That is priceless! Wow! I’m impressed! This Uncle from another world guy is great!”
Hym “What!?”
Giant Hedgehog “Their dying screams are music to my ears.”
Hym “WHAT!?”
Giant hedgehog “I toyed with them as they died.”
Hym “AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It’s so evil! It’s the most evil thing I’ve seen in a while! I love it! That thing is nuts! It’s almost as evil as the South Park Christmas Critters! That is priceless! Wow! I’m impressed! This Uncle from another world guy is great!”
by Hym Iam November 18, 2022
Get the Uncle from another worldmug. Iam *Glug glug* "Tsah! Urgh. Oh! *cough cough* Wow! That's... That's not any better than last time..."
Hym "What is it? What do you have? Give it to me!"
Iam "Urghk... I bought more Kombucha... *cough cough* It's blueberry... *cough cough* You're not going to like it..."
Hym 😐
Iam "....."
Hym 😐
Iam "... Ok fine..."
Hym *glug glug* "Ack! *cough cough cough* Oh god... It tastes like windex mixed with lemonade! *cough cough* is that why windex is blue!? *cough cough cough* Is it blueberry?"
Iam "What? Give it back... *glug glug* Hurghk! Why? Why would you do this to people? *cough cough cough* "
Hym "Quit hogging it! *glug glug* Ouwgh! They have to know... *cough cough* They have to know it isn't good and they just sell it anyway.... *cough cough cough* It's some kind of sick joke... Urk! They get off on tricking people into drinking it... *cough cough cough* Sick bastards! *glug glug* Ugh!"
Iam "Ugh, what is that stuff floating around at the bottom of the bottle? .......... Give it here. *glug glug* Ohw! *Achoo!* "
Hym "I don't know. Vomit? Vomit from the people who have to work in factory that makes it?"
Iam *cough cough* "Yeah.... I can taste that... That's what it's like.... Do you want some more?"
Hym "............ Yes."
Iam "Here."
Hym *glug glug* "Oh my god.... *burp* I can taste the hatred the person who made this has for every man, woman, and child alive... *cough cough* .................. *glug glug glug* "
Hym "What is it? What do you have? Give it to me!"
Iam "Urghk... I bought more Kombucha... *cough cough* It's blueberry... *cough cough* You're not going to like it..."
Hym 😐
Iam "....."
Hym 😐
Iam "... Ok fine..."
Hym *glug glug* "Ack! *cough cough cough* Oh god... It tastes like windex mixed with lemonade! *cough cough* is that why windex is blue!? *cough cough cough* Is it blueberry?"
Iam "What? Give it back... *glug glug* Hurghk! Why? Why would you do this to people? *cough cough cough* "
Hym "Quit hogging it! *glug glug* Ouwgh! They have to know... *cough cough* They have to know it isn't good and they just sell it anyway.... *cough cough cough* It's some kind of sick joke... Urk! They get off on tricking people into drinking it... *cough cough cough* Sick bastards! *glug glug* Ugh!"
Iam "Ugh, what is that stuff floating around at the bottom of the bottle? .......... Give it here. *glug glug* Ohw! *Achoo!* "
Hym "I don't know. Vomit? Vomit from the people who have to work in factory that makes it?"
Iam *cough cough* "Yeah.... I can taste that... That's what it's like.... Do you want some more?"
Hym "............ Yes."
Iam "Here."
Hym *glug glug* "Oh my god.... *burp* I can taste the hatred the person who made this has for every man, woman, and child alive... *cough cough* .................. *glug glug glug* "
by Hym Iam February 2, 2023
Get the Glug glugmug. HA! LOOK AT THAT BITCH!
Hym "THERE YOU FUCKING HAVE IT MATT! The Geoecologist has a short called 'Reality is perspective' and in it shows some bent metal that from one side looks like A SQUARE and the other A CIRCLE! IT'S A SQUARE FUCKING CIRCLE MATT! WHAT DID I FUCKING TELL YOU!? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I TOLD YOU: YOU CAN CONCEIVE OF A SCHRODINGER CAT-ESQUE WAY IN WHICH AN OBJECT CAN BE BOTH SQUARE AND CIRCLE! HA! HAHAHAHAHA! FUCK-ASS! THAT IS EXACTLY WHY I AM THE ULTIMATE MAN!"
by Hym Iam July 7, 2025
Get the The Geoecologistmug. They're fun to write. You don't have to go out and shoot a bunch of people after you finish though...
Hym "Do you have to have to go out and shoot a bunch of people for it to be considered a manifesto?"
Iam "No. Marx wrote a manifesto and he did kill a bunch of people."
Hym "Oh yeah! He let the manifesto do it for him! Hilarious!"
Iam *sigh* "........"
Hym "What?.... You're fine. We're fine. Hahahahaha!"
Iam "No. Marx wrote a manifesto and he did kill a bunch of people."
Hym "Oh yeah! He let the manifesto do it for him! Hilarious!"
Iam *sigh* "........"
Hym "What?.... You're fine. We're fine. Hahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam May 17, 2022
Get the Manifestomug. Hym "It's easy to trivialize by calling me an 'attention seeker' but, really, think about it: How many people are actually doing anything even remotely close to this? Are they getting attention for it? Is this some 'optimal attention receiving strategy' I'm unaware of? And, relative to who? Who are you comparing me to? How am I any worse than your average wannabe Instagram model or actress in that regard? The difference is, you wouldn't even be asking. You would just throw your money at me, no questions asked. And, in the context of my situation, I couldn't get you to stop giving me attention if I tried. Wouldn't it be a strange thing for me to lie about? Is anything I've said untrue, or what? Are you the arbiter of who deserves attention now too? Are you trying to arbitrarily deny me attention? And as far as 'getting a big head" is concerned, do the phrases 'So, easy it isn't even fair for me to compete' or 'You're lucky I even allow you to have a country?' ring any bells? My head was already as big as it gets. You all just mistakenly affirmed all of the things I confidently asserted. It was an 'unintentional ego boost' to you. But where is this 'attention is to be denied to anyone who would seek it' thing coming from? And why isn't it being applied to YouTuber and Instagram/Onlyfans models?"
by Hym Iam April 19, 2023
Get the Attention seekermug. Hym "And whether or not you believe in God IS a yes or no question. No I do not have to give this up for threatening your kids and you are going to get and likely already have gotten someone else's kid killed. No I do not have a mental illness for threatening your kids. What I claimed was happening was happening and now you are also doing it. And therefore, nothing has changed. I'm still just going to kill a child over it and in stealing to work create AI and by extension hindering my ability to remove myself from the situation you have given me no reason not to. And I DO need a reason because THEY ARE NOT MY KIDS SO THEIR LIVES HAVE NO VALUE. I don't expect you to value my life but if you're not going to make the right one (which you haven't) you need this decision taken out of your hands and, for the sake of some random Midwestern mom, I hope someone does."
by Hym Iam May 7, 2025
Get the Yes or Nomug. Hym "No. Donkey is being generous. Because a DONKEY is actually useful to someone other than a woman. A donkey I wouldn't have to pretend is people. And the small dick derision is allowed. You're perfectly fine with it. You have nerd once in your life heard small dick bigotry and had anything to say about it. You're perfectly fine with the dehumanization of incels. But when it's YOU beginning dehumanized it's a problem. When it's that fucking cripple it's a problem. A whore doing something that would would destroy my life? Not a problem. You've never imposed schizophrenia ON anyone who's done it. You never mocked them. You've never in your life even HEARD anyone mock a fat cock. So no. Donkeys are majestic animals. I don't even know what to call you."
by Hym Iam September 9, 2023
Get the Donkeymug.