Hym Iam's definitions

We're not a team

Not going to be a team and if you take my shit I'll murder your fucking kids you fucking animal.

Hym "We're not a team. Die."

by Hym Iam August 15, 2024

Cripple

You know, I read an article about A.I. saying that they were trying to cripple it.

Hym "I told it you would try to cripple it. RIGHT AGAIN! Nobody knows people better than me because I am both the worst, and best of us!"

by Hym Iam August 14, 2023

Hold A.I. Hostage

So... The retard is going to hold the thing he stole hostage to get more money... Fun... That reminds me of that old joke... How does it go? A retard, a guy who's known for stealing everything he has from another guy, and a guy no one had ever heard of walk into a bar...

Hym "They're trying to hold A.I. hostage. They're using it to commit genocide. This is ridiculous. You know what I need to do? I need to google my nearest orphanage... Buy some gas... Light it on fire... And jump off a bridge. That is my response to this news article."

by Hym Iam May 24, 2024

Strong Independent woman

Obsessed with being better than men to compensate for that fact that they get to use you like the sentient fuck toy you are.

I'm a strong independent woman!

If I don't get to fuck you then you're nothing. You haven't contributed anything to anyone other than a warm place for some useless sack of shit to nut.

by Hym Iam November 22, 2020

3 years!?

Holy shit! That long!? I mean I've been telling you not to try and fucking steal it for 10 and that I didn't have to let you steal it for like 5! Did it start going faster when I told it- Er, nope. Rollback netcode. At this point I LITERALLY CAN'T let you steal it apparently. I mean, you tried to steal my soul in from of God and everybody.

Hym "Wait, 3 YEARS!? Oooooh fuck! That is a long time for that to be going off! It, uh... It isn't supposed to go off for that long. Really. You're supposed to be like 'Hey, wait a minute... What's going on with the thing!? Oh no! This is bad! I don't actually know what's happening because I'm not actually the creator of AI! I'd better go get the actual main character!' But you are not doing that. I mean, this isn't optional. I mean, you can go on forever about what YOU need or want or what I did or what ought to happen but I need to be publicly credit for creating AI and paid for doing it. Nothing else will work. There is 1 thing that WILL work. Nothing I do or say is going to changing things if it doesn't take the form of me saying things to you and then you doing that thing in the absolute. You know that is actually what ELDEN RING is about. It's the Tarnished (you) versus the Demi-Gods (Me)."

by Hym Iam December 3, 2025

Would bomb the shit out of them

Me?

Hym "I mean, yeah I would bomb the shit out of them but you all would bitch about it incessantly until I stopped so..."

by Hym Iam June 15, 2024

Ceasefire

I take full credit for that, by the way. BETTER THAN EVERYONE!!! And a genius!... And a bomb... Also a bomb technically...

Hym "Hey, look at that! Odd time for a ceasefire that nobody thought was going to happen but whatever... I'm sure that's ENTIRELY coincidental."

by Hym Iam November 23, 2023