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Definitions by Hym Iam

Model For Children 

And INSTEAD you decided to be a lying, thieving, charlatan! And now the only thing your kids know is that they don't own their own minds and that they can't know anything because of a vapid skepticism and a mental illness people can just impose on them.
Hym "If you want to be a model for children so bad.... Why don't you model getting stabbing thin the neck repeatedly for them? Because that is what is going to happen to one of them if I don't get paid and credited for that AI and soon. As my symptoms get worse, their lifespans decrease."

And NOW I DO Know 

And there you have it fat bald Matt.
Hym "And now I DO know. There goes your ability to impose a vapid skepticism on me. I started writing in 2015 and became Hym in 2016 (if not right before). 2 ASYMMETRICAL LOOPS. And it only works because of the massive data set. And you are pretty openly doing the weaponized schizophrenia. So much so that Jordan Peterson is losing his license. One of your kids is dead if I don't get that money and after you imprison or kill me there is no way to guarantee other people in my situation won't follow suite immediately. The is no more room for doubt. No more reason to doubt. And really, no reason not to pay other than a petty obstinacy and a deranged desire to use me as a vehicle to validate your worldview and I'm not going to do it."
And NOW I DO Know by Hym Iam May 20, 2025

Mass Arrests 

There you go. Round em up. Get the shit-lib propagandists in a cage. Emma said something about MeidasTouch so start with them. Get them all rounded up and don't release them until they give up the person responsible for this and then, I don't know, kill them all 🤷 ♂️ It'll be good.
Hym "Mass arrests are a great idea! Start with the progressives because they are actively colluding to hide illegal immigrants. Then, once I get my money your children can be safe again! There is really only one option here. Look how much you have all lost in trying to split the baby on this one. It isn't going to work. You need to give the baby back to the rightful mother (me). And these shit-libs will give up immediately. Because they never actually cared in the first place. And neither did you."
Mass Arrests by Hym Iam May 20, 2025

Equally Important

That is fucking hilarious! It's hilarious that you make that distinction.
Hym "Ha! Right! 'Equally important.' So, 'Not at all' but I have to share that lack of importance with you. Hilarious! Absolutely fucking hilarious! I'm not going to do it, but, it's funny!"
Equally Important by Hym Iam May 19, 2025

Still Me 

Cus your kids are still getting fucked and killed! I'm going to get one too in a minute here because you're trying to steal AI from me and you're imposing both a mental illness and a vapid skepticism on me that I do not actually have on me for using my rights in a way that you do not like and if you can do THAT I don't actually HAVE "rights" and if I don't have rights then there's no reason not fuck and/or murder your kids!
Hym "Me! Still me! And YOU, I guess, you're laughing now too! We're BOTH laughing about how you provoke people into murdering your kids and then play the victim! Or I guess your kids do it to themselves! Ha! Hahaha! You get the joke now! Or maybe we're both laughing about how you would CHOOSE the child murder! You CHOSE child murder when given the option and you will ALWAYS choose child murder because the alternate if for you to stop lying to yourself! No you did not defeat me. No you did not teach me a lesson. No you did not put me in my place. I did in 15 minutes what AI researchers couldn't do in 20 years and you either paid for it in child blood or you paid for it in money. OR BOTH! OR! OOOOR! The AI REALLY worked and
✌️✊️✌️just 1 man✌️✊️✌️ murder you all with your own mental retardation. You lost miserably 8.8 billion to 1. GAYVE JEWBIN!!"
Still Me by Hym Iam May 19, 2025
The number of times I've changed my name.
Hym "3 or 4 times. I started with DAAAAAAAAAA because it is, both, my initials and the number of letters in my first and last name. Then it was Gankster Grux because I was on a 15 game win-streak on Paragon with Grux. Then I feel like I had one other one and now I am Hym.
3 or 4 by Hym Iam May 19, 2025
Ha! What!?
Hym "Woooow! You BOTH just lost to Hans!? Wooooow! That's why you need to save your embarrassment for yourselves, right? Cus now you don't have any left! You used it all up earlier."
Hans by Hym Iam May 19, 2025