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Annoying

Yeah, so... Out of the cage. Otherwise I'm going to have to go eat this guy's brains or something.
Hym "Yeah, it's incredibly annoying. But ☝️ it's nothing eating somebody's brains doesn't solve."
by Hym Iam June 6, 2022
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Tina

Yeah! Release Tina! And me! Release both of us!
Hym "Release Tina! And me! Release both of us! And then go scoop up these fuck-ass YouTube freaks so they can play the retribution game."
by Hym Iam August 25, 2025
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Birthday

No, don't... Don't bitch about your birthday. You didn't invite me. It don't ever get invited to anything... And I only have $30... And "YoU'rE nOt GoInG tO sHoW uP oN mY DoOrStEp!"
Hym "Yeah, hey that's cool. You know, I didn't even get a birthday last year! I did get a Christmas though where I had to sit and listen to my brother's bitch girlfriend undermine my profound accomplishments. It's all she ever does! She just runs her bitch mouth."
by Hym Iam February 27, 2024
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CEO Murder

So when I don't give a shit about people dying, me bad... When you don't give a shit, you good? Right? Like, to do this to me you have to violate some of your own moral presuppositions... So, how are you not petty desperate people taking your lack of control out on a dissident? Like, controlling women's body wrong but controlling my mind and life not wrong? How are you 'good?'
Hym "This is exactly why I don't feel bad about your kids getting murdered, by the way. Your collective response the CEO murder is illuminating though... I would wager... That whether or not you identify with the CEO determines whether or not you're apathetic about his death. The same could be said about the Jordan Neely death... And here I am in the strange position of identifying with BOTH! Do you ever actually reconcile with the limitations of your own empathy? This is what I meant when I said you're incapable of being the thing you need to be to defeat me..."
by Hym Iam December 10, 2024
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3 years

To get smarter than ME? That seems like a long time... I'll still be smarter. It'll be able to do more things (cognitively) but... I'll still be smarter...
Hym "3 years!? God, everything takes forever here! Why is reality so SLOW!? JESUS!"
by Hym Iam December 23, 2023
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Pathetic

You're the one who cried like a bitch for years when his worldview was proved to be a demonstrable lie. Not that the shit-libs have anything other than lies to offer.
Hym "No, Jordan, what's pathetic is that you went all in on the Master and Slave morality thinking that you aught to be the Master and now it could be more clear that YOU are the inferior one. You want your status to be higher than mine... So you are LYING to make it so. AND... YOU'RE RIGHT! It IS necessary for you to steal my status! For YOU to have more than ME... It is NECESSARY for YOU to steal it from ME. YOU DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO BE COMPETENT MONSTERS, JORDAN! YOU want YOU to be what you are not! And it's paradoxical because it's charlatans like you that make your worldview a lie. You NEED the lies! You need your slut wife to be the decider. You NEED your daughter to be the decider. Because IF THEY ARE NOT... YOU COULD NOT EVER WIN! COWARDICE AND FRAUDULENCE! That is why those people down there in Texas are burying their kids! YOUR COWARDICE! Even now you are STILL too weak to do the right thing!"
by Hym Iam April 8, 2025
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They aren't doing it to you so you would not know

The effect has already been profoundly negative FOR THE ONLY PERSON BEING AFFECTED and if it needs if it needs to come to child murder then you clearly don't care in the way you pretend to about human life.
Hym "And they aren't doing it to you so you would not know . If you don't have tolerate the bigotry then I don't have to tolerate this. MY SOLUTION or CHILD MURDER. BINARY CHOICE. YOU PARTICIPATE OR I'LL BRING IT TO YOUR DOORSTEP. YOU CHOSE TO PARTICIPATE. So, you will. You're going to love what I do to her. Not as much as I will. But you'll love it."
by Hym Iam July 29, 2024
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