by Hym Iam April 22, 2024
Get the Reflectivemug. Ohohohohohoho! Maybe not a charlatan! Are we starting to believe the things we say? Because I was going to go on a about how meritocracy isn't real and use myself as evidence... You know? Cause of all the blatant and public exploitation? But that might no longer be necessary! I don't have a bank account so just bring a briefcase full of money.
Hym "OHOHOHOHOHOHO!!! Oh!? Is the world-changing, genius philosopher your co-writer now!? Is that was makes your book so deep? Because it was co-written by the Mariana trench in human form? Hohohohohohoho! You're a lucky guy! To have the world's greatest mind on retainer like that. Maybe I was wrong about you!"
Iam "You forgot the 'convenient excuse' part..."
Hym "Huh? Oh! Ah shit! Yeah, Autism would be a super convenient excuse for my behavior. Untouchable! Beyond contempt! Above scrutiny! Better than everyone! Ahahahahahaha!"
Iam "You forgot the 'convenient excuse' part..."
Hym "Huh? Oh! Ah shit! Yeah, Autism would be a super convenient excuse for my behavior. Untouchable! Beyond contempt! Above scrutiny! Better than everyone! Ahahahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam January 03, 2023
Get the Co-writermug. Oh no I know it's logistically irrelevant and the way you said it makes it sound like something Mik said... Which is funny. But no. I know that but that doesn't stop them from being insatiable, fat cock obsessed, gremlins does it?
by Hym Iam February 21, 2023
Get the Logistically irrelevantmug. Oh? What are you going to do to me? 😏 What do you what to happen to me? No... It can't be... You don't... Say... Want me to be locked in a room in a room with someone stronger than me and be raped into submission do you? THAT SPUNDS LIKE SOMETHING I WOULD SAY! AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
by Hym Iam February 23, 2023
Get the Destroyedmug. Heheheheheheheh... That's great.
Hym "Ha! Get it!? Mundane Man? Because it sounds phonetically like MY name? Ha! Hahaha! That's great! I love this guy! And (aside from my staggering brilliance) I'm both mundane and a man."
by Hym Iam October 31, 2023
Get the Mundane Manmug. Is thus:
Weaponized schizophrenia -> Hym+10 years = What happens if I do this -> "WhAt HaPpEnS iF i Do ThIs? WhAt HaPpEnS iF i Do ThIs?" = Child Murder ☠️ -> 😭 -> "WHAT HAPPENS IF I DO THIS! AAAAAAH!! AAAAAH! MY KIDS!! MEH KIIIIIIDS!!! AAAAH! AAAAH! I CAN DO WHAT EVER I WANT IF I'M PROTECYING MY KIDS! MY KIIIIIIIDS!!! AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"
And thus is the chronology of events!
Hym "You created a mind-rape surveillance apparatus... I reconfigured it into a child murder and manipulate you daughter into fucking apparatus and OH! WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT! AN EMERGENT PROPERTY!! It also enriches the people you do it to! Wow! I didn't know it DID that! Awesome! The upgrade works better than I thought!"
And thus is the chronology of events!
Hym "You created a mind-rape surveillance apparatus... I reconfigured it into a child murder and manipulate you daughter into fucking apparatus and OH! WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT! AN EMERGENT PROPERTY!! It also enriches the people you do it to! Wow! I didn't know it DID that! Awesome! The upgrade works better than I thought!"
by Hym Iam June 12, 2025
Get the Chronology of Eventsmug. What this isn't
Hym "Seriously. This isn't even all of it. I don't even have the time to write down all of it. I just spent 2 hours thinking about something. I conversation I'll never have. I barely even vaguely remember what was thinking about. I'm sure I could recall it if something relevant came up in conversation. But... This isn't me pouring out my soul to all of you. This is me, barely even tipping the cup."
by Hym Iam April 09, 2023
Get the All of itmug.