Hym Iam's definitions
Hym "Democracy except the value of your vote was directly proportionate to the size of your dick! So, 5 inches you get 5 points. 8 inches? 8 points. And if you're a woman you get between -3 and -5. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'But Hym! ThAt'S nOt FaIr! WoMeN dOn'T gEt A vOtE' But you only think that because your brains are dumb. Women would have to vote by either NOT voting OR they would have to vote AGAINST the person they don't want to win. A perfectly fair system! Admit it. You didn't think of that. See? Dumb brains. Your brains are dumb. But THIS is TRUE democracy! This is my perfect system! I called it: DICKMOCRACY! 100,000× Better than democracy!"
by Hym Iam March 19, 2023
Get the Democracymug. Yeah, no, you're doing it.
Hym "You're being obtuse because you don't want to have to accept that you're a piece of shit. 'WhO kNoWs!? Maybe-' Maybe nothing bitch. You steal my future I WILL STEAL SOMEBODY ELSE'S and I CANNOT GIVE BACK WHAT I AM GOING TO TAKE. It isn't US. It isn't OUR. You are fucking HIM... So you don't get my shit without paying. You fucking sneak-thief."
by Hym Iam February 27, 2025
Get the Obtusemug. Hym "After 10 years Spectrum is just now picking up the malicious software? Better late than never but is just isn't going to matter if I don't get the credit and the money."
by Hym Iam May 16, 2025
Get the Malicious Softwaremug. The the live streams are always too quiet. I can't fucking hear anything you're saying. I got fans and the radio going off as I'm trying to listen to you and it's just too damn quiet.
Hym "Hey, Michael! Is there anything you can do about the sound? I'll take back everything I ever said about you and your channel if you fix it... I mean... Not that bit about the brunette being a dime but... You know... Everything else. I won't be sorry but 🤷 ♂️"
by Hym Iam May 28, 2024
Get the Hey, Michaelmug. I do!
Hym "Yes! I do think Donald Trump is complicit in a cover up. Specifically one regarding ME! I think after I came here and started to talk about what is happening to me, people started doing this to other people (not that they weren't already doing it) OR the people it was already happening to were made aware of the fact that it wasn't a manifestation of their own mind. I believe it was the impetus behind several school shootings. One in 2016, the one where the parents bought the kid a gun and were subsequently charged as accomplices, and the one in Uvalde. And NOW, the YouTube losers after ignoring me for years and engaging in this farce so they can scapegoat goat me by doing the weaponized schizophrenia to me very publicly so they can say 'See? It doesn't make them kill kids.' Even though it already did, has, and will continue to and ignoring the fact that I chose to do this instead of murdering kids and acting like I'm not communicating directly to people. All of this just to make themselves feel better about not believing in the first place or placate their own conscience so they don't cry in front of their self-help freaks every time they're on camera or just doing the wrong thing. They are trying to force a stalemate by making us both wrong. But there are other school shooters before 2016. Like the ginger. What did he say? What was his life like? And not the fucking parents. You are so quick to blame the parents when a school shooting happens. Yes. It's a cover up."
by Hym Iam July 23, 2025
Get the Yesmug. Hym “Yes and fucking a retard causes a hardening of the oxytocin receptors and diminishes a woman’s ability to pair bond. So, hopefully their husbands kill themselves over the fact that their wife’s ability to love him was fucked out of her by a retard (and so that one of them doesn’t have to help raise her retarded kid. Marry the retard bitch. He can help raise your cripple son. What? No? Is that a bad idea? Right, cus he’s in a group home and can’t even take care of himself. Wait, does Missy even read this? I donno but I digress...) and then the whores kill themselves and then the cripple kills himself and then everyone wins... Except me... Which is fine... I’ll take THAT L.”
by Hym Iam October 13, 2022
Get the Pair bondmug. I don't. I talk about how he's mental ree-lontarded and how his daddy is a molester and if he's not going to save me he could AT LEAST go back and save his sister.
Hym "But not 'too powerful.' I talk about how he poops the bed. An ass burger. Dumb, unserious kid names. 'I'm gonna call my kid Geryuganshoop cus I like One Punch man.' Fucking asshole man. He sucks! YOU suck! That's what's 'too powerful.' The suction from you retarded fucking assholes. Jesus christ!"
by Hym Iam November 3, 2025
Get the Too powerfulmug.