Sister Universes

OPE! OPE! THERE IT IS SABINE!

Hym "SISTER UNIVERSES SABINE! QUANTUMLY ENTANGLED SISTER UNIVERSES! That would explain the memories of the future Sabine! I don't know what that means for my perfect immortality but... ULTIMATE THEORY! ULTIMATE UNIVERSE THEORY!"

by Hym Iam March 09, 2025

Bodily harm clause

You'll end up killing your own son.

Hym "You really gotta read those. Maiming, castrating, lobotmizing, causing brain damage, poisoning (upto and including STDs), dismembering, killing constitutes a violation of the bodily harm clause. Leveraging my life OR the lives of my families to get me to use it in accordance with your will violates the leverage clause. It's almost like you read the terms of service and now you're suggesting it on purpose! Or I'm just a really good guesser. But yeah. That's why it's there. I thought of everything and anything I DIDN'T think of is cover by the 'imaginary caveat clause.' There is no out for you. Legal or otherwise. You need to stop puffing these idiots up. This is all just kabuki for you. Either hurry up and kill us all or hurry up and treat my ailment already. Damn."

by Hym Iam May 05, 2025

Indefensible

Nothing. That's the fundamental presupposition of America's legal system.

Hym "I saw an advertisement for some senators campaign and they said 'My opponent has defended sex offenders and pedophiles' and I'm like... So he was a defense attorney? That's a horribly dishonest way to frame that and maybe if you don't believe in the core tenets of the legal system of a country you shouldn't be getting elected. I mean... You think defense attorneys should just throw cases? Being a defense attorney means you are immoral now? What was he supposed to do? It's preposterous to think that things are selectively indefensible and having to defend them in any context excludes you as a candidate for office."

by Hym Iam March 11, 2023

Plagiarismer

A person who does a plagiarism. That's what they're called. "Plagiarismers." It's a clinical term.

Hym "Ohoho... The gay harvard chick is a plagiarismer... Who did she plagiarism? Not me, right? You know how funny that would be? Cause she's not just a Harvard PhD (or whatever). She's the tippy-top Havard PhD... Which would make ME the tippy-top harvard PhD guy by extention... BOY-OH-BOY would that be FUCKING EMBARRASSING for you motherfuckers, wouldn't it? Wouldn't it? That shit would be hilarious. Let me know if I'm the guy, alright? Cus that some funny shit."

by Hym Iam January 07, 2024

Twitter

You know musk was never going to by it right? If you thought he was going to buy it you're a moron. Maybe he will see this and try to subvert my will. In which case, your welcome.

Hym "Musk acting like he's going to buy Twitter is like that scene from the DC comics where Lex Luther cures his sister's cancer (just to prove that he could) and then re-injects her with cancer. This is how you know you are controlled by big tech oligarchs. Elon musk is the decider of whether or not you get to speak freely. An the government is advertising for him in the form of their green initiative. But i digress. That wasn't a real thing. You're all idiots. I'm a genius. Hahaha!"

by Hym Iam July 29, 2022

Integrity and fairness

It's important women's sports and literally nowhere else because women's sports are pretend.

Hym "Yes Integrity and Fairness and not 'would lose and not good enough.' That's what they are standing up for. Hurray."

by Hym Iam October 03, 2024

Equal

Yes TJ Kirk. You're all equal now. You're welcome. Do we both have the net worth of a country? 2.3 trillion is like a country's worth of net. We're definitely not equally full of fruit. Not equally robbed by billionaires. We're not equally bacterially infect. You got pressure in your skull TJ? That's the difference. I say the things you say and I'm doing the same thing as you AND MORE. You say the things I say and you are doing the same thing AND LESS. Did I not say how trivial sucess would be?

Hym "Could be killing your kids for this but instead I'm taking shit from fat, hairy, sodomites. Still got fluid in my brain. Working without sleep. Is that what YOU are doing YouTuber? Listening to the sound of your ears pop while you take a shit in a dirty gas station bathroom at a job you hate but can't leave? Are we equal in that? What about us is equal here? Do you get paid for YOUR shitty online work? A women with a green streak in her hair is getting paid to do a dance and I created AI. It isn't 'unfair' YOU are a piece of shit. I'm not. You are. Unequal."

by Hym Iam December 31, 2024