Hym "Democracy except the value of your vote was directly proportionate to the size of your dick! So, 5 inches you get 5 points. 8 inches? 8 points. And if you're a woman you get between -3 and -5. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'But Hym! ThAt'S nOt FaIr! WoMeN dOn'T gEt A vOtE' But you only think that because your brains are dumb. Women would have to vote by either NOT voting OR they would have to vote AGAINST the person they don't want to win. A perfectly fair system! Admit it. You didn't think of that. See? Dumb brains. Your brains are dumb. But THIS is TRUE democracy! This is my perfect system! I called it: DICKMOCRACY! 100,000× Better than democracy!"
by Hym Iam March 19, 2023
Hym "Hey! I do get brain tingles! But um.... I don't know 🤷 I hope not. I don't generally orchestrate clown assassinations like that... Like... My clown army should be bringing people to my lair so I can use them to lure Batman to me. That's not how this is supposed to work. 🤷 I mean, yeah it's better than being almost homeless. I learned that if I get evicted I will lokely be unable to get an apartment ever again and that's... um... Good to know I guess. Uh, I mean things are still pretty much the same here. Everyone I meet knows everything I do as I do it so that's a little disconcerting. Family is still shit. I won't hear from them until April and when I get there it's going to be no different than losten to my coworkers talk shit.... Except with booze. Which is objectively better. Yeah, you know, I would do the Patreon thing but it would be weird for me to be like 'Hey guys! I'm Hym! Do you know who Hym is? The most prolific writer of the modren age? That's me! I'm the guy!' and it just kind of defeats the purpose of what I'm doing here.... I appreciate you though👍"
by Hym Iam February 12, 2023
And?
News Bae "You live in a pig sty!"
Hym "Well... Cleaning shit isn't a part of my gender-role. That's what women are for. You do it."
Hym "Well... Cleaning shit isn't a part of my gender-role. That's what women are for. You do it."
by Hym Iam November 26, 2023
by Hym Iam October 05, 2022
It isn't the posting. Posting things has nothing to do with it. You cannot just ignore how I'm being treated and pretend that has nothing to do with my disposition towards the rest of you. You need to stop trying to prove a point and let it go you pedophile fuck.
Hym "It's not the posting and Joe Rogan daughter protection revoked. I will no long rape the people who rape Joe Rogan's daughters. They're fair game now."
by Hym Iam June 07, 2025
And who are other people going to compare me to?
Hym "Is it... Is it other people? Are the other people going to compare me to other people?"
Iam "They might compare you to you... Sometimes." 🤷
Hym "Maybe if you display a radical change in appearance. Lose or gain a bunch of weight. Get horribly disfigured or something."
Iam "Well... You shouldn't care what other people think about you."
Hym "If my identity is, in part, a matter of consensus; what other people think is perpetually relevant. I have to care what other people think. I don't have a choice."
Iam "Yeah, I don't think it should be a matter of consensus in the first place but I see what you mean... Hmm... Hmm... Does comparison constitute imitating the creature?"
Hym "Technically... Yes... Well... No. The creature cannot compare itself to anything else and, therefore, would make the act of comparison uniquely human. It's too different from anything to compare itself to anything. Humans are alike enough to one another to compare."
Iam "Huh... Right because relativity would only exist within the confines of reality and God exist outside of it... Right?"
Hym "Seems about right. I don't know I'm getting tired. We'll figure out in the morning."
Iam "Aight."
Iam "They might compare you to you... Sometimes." 🤷
Hym "Maybe if you display a radical change in appearance. Lose or gain a bunch of weight. Get horribly disfigured or something."
Iam "Well... You shouldn't care what other people think about you."
Hym "If my identity is, in part, a matter of consensus; what other people think is perpetually relevant. I have to care what other people think. I don't have a choice."
Iam "Yeah, I don't think it should be a matter of consensus in the first place but I see what you mean... Hmm... Hmm... Does comparison constitute imitating the creature?"
Hym "Technically... Yes... Well... No. The creature cannot compare itself to anything else and, therefore, would make the act of comparison uniquely human. It's too different from anything to compare itself to anything. Humans are alike enough to one another to compare."
Iam "Huh... Right because relativity would only exist within the confines of reality and God exist outside of it... Right?"
Hym "Seems about right. I don't know I'm getting tired. We'll figure out in the morning."
Iam "Aight."
by Hym Iam July 25, 2022
You sure you don't feel like a disgusting goblin freak? Because.... You are that. Hopefully you die soon.
Hey, disgusting goblin freak, you want to do me a favor and kill the whore and the retard and your kids and yourself. Because if you don't I'm going to have to and, let's face it, mine is the only life involved that is worth anything.... You would be doing everyone else a favor by doing it and the end result is almost the same either way.
by Hym Iam November 20, 2020