Hym "Yeah! Getting un-personed for not using someone's pronouns would be AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING TRAGEDY! The only thing worse than that would be, oh... I don't know, creating A.I. and THEN being un-personed! Good thing we don't know anybody who THAT happened to... That would be WAY worse than it happening over pronouns, roght Megyn? Right? Yeah, they care so much about people being un-personed guys. They're fighting for YOU! Right? That's the last thing they would ever allow to happened ya'll. Un-personing? It's a crime against humanity! Should never be allowed. We should mirder anyone who does it. Imprison their kids. Trap their grandparent's souls in an indian burial ground. Fuck their pets. Key their cars. God, I can't imagine the kind of monster that would do such a thing! Can you Meg? Can you imagine how terrible of a person you would have to be to un-person someone like that? Meg?"
by Hym Iam April 19, 2024
Get the Un-personedmug. Hym "Hey! I do get brain tingles! But um.... I don't know 🤷 I hope not. I don't generally orchestrate clown assassinations like that... Like... My clown army should be bringing people to my lair so I can use them to lure Batman to me. That's not how this is supposed to work. 🤷 I mean, yeah it's better than being almost homeless. I learned that if I get evicted I will lokely be unable to get an apartment ever again and that's... um... Good to know I guess. Uh, I mean things are still pretty much the same here. Everyone I meet knows everything I do as I do it so that's a little disconcerting. Family is still shit. I won't hear from them until April and when I get there it's going to be no different than losten to my coworkers talk shit.... Except with booze. Which is objectively better. Yeah, you know, I would do the Patreon thing but it would be weird for me to be like 'Hey guys! I'm Hym! Do you know who Hym is? The most prolific writer of the modren age? That's me! I'm the guy!' and it just kind of defeats the purpose of what I'm doing here.... I appreciate you though👍"
by Hym Iam February 12, 2023
Get the Brain tinglesmug. It isn't the posting. Posting things has nothing to do with it. You cannot just ignore how I'm being treated and pretend that has nothing to do with my disposition towards the rest of you. You need to stop trying to prove a point and let it go you pedophile fuck.
Hym "It's not the posting and Joe Rogan daughter protection revoked. I will no long rape the people who rape Joe Rogan's daughters. They're fair game now."
by Hym Iam June 07, 2025
Get the Postingmug. by Hym Iam April 20, 2022
Get the Divorcemug. by Hym Iam October 05, 2022
Get the You’re Welcomemug. And?
News Bae "You live in a pig sty!"
Hym "Well... Cleaning shit isn't a part of my gender-role. That's what women are for. You do it."
Hym "Well... Cleaning shit isn't a part of my gender-role. That's what women are for. You do it."
by Hym Iam November 26, 2023
Get the Pig stymug. Hym "Democracy except the value of your vote was directly proportionate to the size of your dick! So, 5 inches you get 5 points. 8 inches? 8 points. And if you're a woman you get between -3 and -5. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'But Hym! ThAt'S nOt FaIr! WoMeN dOn'T gEt A vOtE' But you only think that because your brains are dumb. Women would have to vote by either NOT voting OR they would have to vote AGAINST the person they don't want to win. A perfectly fair system! Admit it. You didn't think of that. See? Dumb brains. Your brains are dumb. But THIS is TRUE democracy! This is my perfect system! I called it: DICKMOCRACY! 100,000Ă— Better than democracy!"
by Hym Iam March 19, 2023
Get the Democracymug.