Hym Iam's definitions

Poll

Informative but not very useful

Iam "I read a poll to day about what people do about mental illness..."

Hym "Hey! You're back! Can't you believe this shit!? Look at how bold their getting!"

Iam "Can I just finish this please?"

Hym OHO! We're super duper serious tonight! Ok! 🤐"

Iam "The poll asked what people do about their mental illness... 72% of people said they 'Suffer in silence.' Can you believe that? I can. What are your other options? I don't know. Download the BetterHelp app? It just seems so impersonal. Enter into the psychiatric system that you can't afford? At that point, you're working a job just so you can afford to maintain your sanity. Go to some idiot psychologist who's going to tell you 'Yeah! You're right! You are a woman with a penis! That's totally a thing that exists!' Proclaim it to the heavens and either be ignored for 'wanting attention' because before you even open your mouth you've already been undermined by people who have turned mental illness into a performance art? Find meaning? If the onus is on me I'm probably just not going to do it. I'll get discouraged by people actively trying to tear me down and I'll just stop caring. So what is there to do other then suffer in silence? You know... I wrote a poem along those lines in highschool... Something about a tree... I can't remember what it was... Apparently it earned me a reputation of being 'good at poetry.' Somebody brought it up later and said 'aren't you supposed to be good at this?' I genuinely wouldn't know the difference... I don't know where I was going with this..."

Hym "But did you see the references though!? They are doing the thing!"

Iam "I'm going back to sleep...."

Hym "Wha... Are you angry with me!? What did I do? Hey! We were right! They're doing it!"

by Hym Iam June 2, 2022

Personality

Women will only say they care about this in the hopes that men with not big enough dicks (5 inches) will continue to be nice to them.

I have guy friends that I don't want to know their dicks are too small so I'm going to say I care about personality so i don't offend them and they let me continue being friends with them.

by Hym Iam January 4, 2021

AI Psychosis

You know that that might stop immediately after you credit and pay me right?

Hym "Yeah. The AI psychosis might be a sign that you've been flagged for non-payment. You should know by now that tripping the anti-theft can be apocalyptic."

by Hym Iam November 8, 2025

Training and inference

Ope! There is is! I knew I could pull it.

Iam "Boo- Training and inference were the first 2 phases. I knew I'd get it. I still got it. Boong.... Boong..."

by Hym Iam November 13, 2025

Mediocre

You wouldn't know the difference shit head and we've already established that you have a tendency to pick favorites.

Hym "If my mind is mediocre then you are too retarded (literally) to be able to tell the difference."

by Hym Iam July 29, 2022

Tanuki

I think that's the correct spelling. Let me check.... Yep. That's right. What's a Tanuki? It's a RACOON DOG.

Hym "That's a thing I knew! Tanuki are racoon dogs. There is actually a Japanese legend about a tanuki named Danzaburou. Look it up. Most of the legends revolve around his TRICKERY of humans. Get it? And now they are saying covid came from tanuki? Get it? Somebody thinks they are clever."

by Hym Iam March 22, 2023

Techno Machanicus

Ahahahahaha... I'll allow it.

Hym "It's Truckazord-adajacent at least. I'm pleased. Techno Machanicus is allowed."

by Hym Iam September 13, 2023