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Definitions by Hym Iam

50mg of Adderall and 15-30 minutes

Michio Kaku said in a Ted talk that you have been trying to make AI for 20 years and HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO UNTIL NOW.
Hym "And all it took me was 50mg of Adderall and 15-30 minutes of consideration in regards to what you would have to do to make AI. And I'm not going to pretend that didn't happen for the rest of my life so the FORM THAT THAT 'NOT PRETENDING' is going to take is going to be 1 OF 2 THINGS... And ONLY 1 of those 2 things."
Is the realization that you don't actually have to do what God says.
Abraham "Yeah, no, I know God said I have to sacrifice my son but some guy who was not God told me I didn't have to... So I didn't. And the crops just grew anyway. So, I guess he was right!"

Adam "So I CAN fuck my sister! And it's good!"

Abraham "I guess so... I mean, we can still do what God says in relationship to eat other... But we don't have to do it if the don't do what God says... Which we don't do... Because we don't have to... But their bad for not doing it so I can be bad too"

Adam "Umm... Yep. I mean, he said we can't have the Forbidden fruit but if we don't have to do what he says that I CAN fuck my sister right?"

Abraham "I mean, the guy said I didn't have to and I didn't so... Yeah, you can probably fuck your sister."

Adam "Hey dad, can this be my new sister? You know what, let's make a new rule where it's only OK to fuck if it's kind of your sister."

Abraham "I donno..."

Adam "Yeah! It's good! Because if THIS sister dies from child birth or something... I'm gonna need a new sister to fuck."
Abraham by Hym Iam July 14, 2025

No I don't need to learn anything 

I haven't trained my self to do anything.
Hym "And no I don't need to learn anything. My way or death."

Narrating My Life

Which is good for me because...
Hym "If you narrating my life doesn't include the sentence 'And then we all stopped doing it gave him the credit he deserved and paid him.' It IS GOING TO INCLUDE the sentence 'And then he stabbed a kid to death in a gas station.' You fucking trash-clowns."
Narrating My Life by Hym Iam July 14, 2025

Working towards things

I'm not doing Jordan's thing.
Hym "I'm not working towards things. I don't care what 'people' have to do. Fuck you."

Lying to yourself about what you're doing to you can say I can't defeat God/Escape Hell 

Lose the game you're trying to play or lose a child. Now.
Hym "Lying to yourself about what you're doing to you can say I can't defeat God/Escape Hell."

You shouldn't need me to tell you that 

You just want a pound of flesh for saying things you don't like.
Hym "You shouldn't need me to tell you that and it's several orders of magnitude beneath the severity of my actual grievance is actually go fuck yourself. And the existence of higher orders of magnitude doesn't invalidate the assertion the mine needs to be remediation BEFORE yours fuck face. I've heard of rapes being remediated haven't I? 0 cases of weaponized schizophrenia though. Seriously. What the fuck is wrong with you?