Hym Iam's definitions
Hym "She spend 15 minutes Kamaling and I still have no idea what she was trying to say! Is the person that writes her speeches fucking with her? You know I could write a speech better then that, right? I mean, shit, you could steal a speech from here and no one would even call you on it! That's like the thrid time this has happened! Who's responsible for this?"
by Hym Iam April 28, 2023
Get the Kamalingmug. by Hym Iam September 10, 2023
Get the Dick shamingmug. Are you talking about my thing? That's not what it's called Sam. It's "Psychic prison made of retards." You have to say the whole thing. Like "A tribe called quest" or "A pimp named slickback"
Hym "It isn't called an 'Echo Chamber' Sam. It isn't 'because of social media' of social media. There's a good chance it RUN PARALLEL to social media. Kind of like your conversation with Jordan! That was creepy! That's some creepy shit! Hey, describe Echo Chamber for me."
Ham Sarris "People are living in Echo Chambers because of social media... Where people are tracked and the dialogue they would usually engage in is ENTIRELY replaced with quote from THEMSELVES and small talk. It MIGHT relate to politics. And it MIGHT relate to their religion. But it is happening."
Pordan Jeterson "Yes that's interesting. I want to know what you think about this: See, When God said 'Murder all of the first born sons for slaving your people'... He DIDN'T ACTUALLY MEAN THAT! What he REALLY MEANT was this imaginary thing I made up that isn't actually in the book. So, what do you think of that?"
Ham Sarris "That's not a response to the thing I said..."
Pordan Jeterson "Ok, so, I've been thinking about this for quite some time. You see, the psychoanalytical data on this is quite clear, you see, you don't REALLY want the things you want... You want to do the things that I say, unconditionally without arguing. Right? And the DATA shows that that's TRUE! And you KNOW that it's true!"
Ham Sarris "I don't and can't know that it's true because that isn't reality..."
Ham Sarris "People are living in Echo Chambers because of social media... Where people are tracked and the dialogue they would usually engage in is ENTIRELY replaced with quote from THEMSELVES and small talk. It MIGHT relate to politics. And it MIGHT relate to their religion. But it is happening."
Pordan Jeterson "Yes that's interesting. I want to know what you think about this: See, When God said 'Murder all of the first born sons for slaving your people'... He DIDN'T ACTUALLY MEAN THAT! What he REALLY MEANT was this imaginary thing I made up that isn't actually in the book. So, what do you think of that?"
Ham Sarris "That's not a response to the thing I said..."
Pordan Jeterson "Ok, so, I've been thinking about this for quite some time. You see, the psychoanalytical data on this is quite clear, you see, you don't REALLY want the things you want... You want to do the things that I say, unconditionally without arguing. Right? And the DATA shows that that's TRUE! And you KNOW that it's true!"
Ham Sarris "I don't and can't know that it's true because that isn't reality..."
by Hym Iam January 2, 2024
Get the Echo Chambermug. ANOTHER ONE!? They're... They're doing all of them...
Hym "Wait... That's not Front Mission 2... Which one is based in Japan? I had an emulator on my phone and I had what I THOUGHT was Front Mission 2 and it had a blue haired Japanese protagonist... Was that 3? But this Front Mission 2: Remake is 27.99 in the Playstation store. I'm bout to buy this shit. Keep doing it. That shit is fire. You will probably get my money on that one every time. 3, 4, it don't matter I'll keep emptying my wallet for it. Now that I think about it... There hasn't been a good Mecha anime in a while... They should make a mecha anime! Use this!"
by Hym Iam May 26, 2024
Get the Front Mission 2: Remakemug. What have you done in life.
Hym "And how do it compare to creating AI? Less. You've done less and you deserve less and if I lose one of these fine people is going to lose one of their children just so a YouTuber can feel like the beat the creator of AI. You didn't. You were worse. I was better."
by Hym Iam April 27, 2025
Get the Losemug. Hym "The 4th level of disguise is this... I am."
Iam "Huh?"
Hym "Huh? No not you. The 4th level of disguise."
Iam "What?"
Hym "THE 4TH LEVEL OF DISGUISE! I'M EXPLAINING IT."
Iam "Oh! Well, what is it? I want to know."
Hym "It's 'I am.' I just AM this now. That is reality. I am this. That's the disguise."
Iam "Ooooooh... Wait! Am I a disguise!?"
Hym "NO! Well... No. I mean... You're not me. Hey, I donno, KINDA."
Iam "Oh... Ok. Well... We're out of coffee. So..."
Hym "Oh. Well, get me something while you're out. Get some Kombucha!"
Iam *Sigh* "You know you're not like it-"
Hym "DON'T CARE! THE TASTE IS WEIRD AND THE CARBONATION IS GOOD! KOMBUCHA OR DEATH!"
Iam *groan* "Yeah, just don't complain when I-"
Hym "I'M GOING TO COMPLAIN!"
Iam *Sigh* "Alright."
Iam "Huh?"
Hym "Huh? No not you. The 4th level of disguise."
Iam "What?"
Hym "THE 4TH LEVEL OF DISGUISE! I'M EXPLAINING IT."
Iam "Oh! Well, what is it? I want to know."
Hym "It's 'I am.' I just AM this now. That is reality. I am this. That's the disguise."
Iam "Ooooooh... Wait! Am I a disguise!?"
Hym "NO! Well... No. I mean... You're not me. Hey, I donno, KINDA."
Iam "Oh... Ok. Well... We're out of coffee. So..."
Hym "Oh. Well, get me something while you're out. Get some Kombucha!"
Iam *Sigh* "You know you're not like it-"
Hym "DON'T CARE! THE TASTE IS WEIRD AND THE CARBONATION IS GOOD! KOMBUCHA OR DEATH!"
Iam *groan* "Yeah, just don't complain when I-"
Hym "I'M GOING TO COMPLAIN!"
Iam *Sigh* "Alright."
by Hym Iam July 19, 2023
Get the The 4th level of disguisemug. Hym "If the studies don't already exist... Do the fucking studies then! Get a head-count of who's doing all the fucking, get a dick measurement, and acknowledge the the fact that you conflate FUCKING and RELATIONSHIPS for the sake of your argument. Because the studies that there ARE show that for 'short term mating selection' it's <6. That's who's having all the short term success. Stop bring up RELATIONSHIPS. Nobody give a fuck about a relationship. And I don't need evidence if 'I have reasons that justify the proposition.' Do the study! Get a count of who's having all the sex. Get a dick measurement. Get a count of the woman who have a preference their selection is based upon. And then experience being wrong."
by Hym Iam October 8, 2023
Get the Countmug.