Definitions by Hym Iam
Cuckerbeard's Doomsday Shelter
Hym "Drone strike Mark Zuckerberg's doomsday shelter! He's trying to flee! He's going to let you all die while he hides out in he shelter! Kill him! Kill him quick! Destroy Cuckerbeard's doomsday shelter!!!"
Cuckerbeard's Doomsday Shelter by Hym Iam August 12, 2025
Comfortable
Welp...
Hym "Looks to me like you accidentally had your best friend killed because you thought the jig was up in regards to your retard sex-cult you were running on the island over there and that THIS was the impetus for that and not to cover THAT up you need to have THIS is up. So I don't really care if a pedophile wants me to be comfortable or not. What is with all these retarded pedophiles aligning against me? First Noah. Who is, om fact, a retarded pedophile. Then REE-lon. Who might not be a pedophile but we know for sure that his friend Sam Altman was accused by his sister of molesting his sister. Now we got Trump in on it and it seems like him and Epstein were running a retard sex cult. And HE KNOWS HOW MUCH I HATE THOSE!"
Comfortable by Hym Iam August 12, 2025
Worship
Hym "No it isn't and to the extent that it is, it's only in so far as it's a deliberate cruelty imposed on you externally by people who either don't actually believe in the veracity of the claims they are making or know the falsehood of the claims. This isn't worship and your relationship with the meaning of words is as tenuous as Jordan's."
Dr. JeepJorp "YoU jUsT HAVE tO wOrShIp SOMETHING! RiGhT!? Like your car! You like your car, right? Well, LIKING THING... Is a form WoOoOoRsHiP! YoU pUt YoUr CaR iN tHe HiGhEsT pLaCe! ThAt'S wHaT 'wOrShIp' MEANS!"
Iam "Oh! Hey- Er, it's the thing! We're still doing the- This! Right!?" *Mark Ruffalo AHA* meme except Dr. JeepJorp*
Hym "You know... If I can get some berries... I can leave them on the ground and maybe LURE Megyn Kelly out... That... In conjunction with the net... I can capture Megyn Kelly.... Yes- Oh wait. It doesn't have a fist emoji facing that direction. Imagine me putting one hand palm up and then balling the other hand into a fist and then me gently slamming my fist into the palm of the other hand like
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🫴 Right? As I say 'Yes.' Like 'Yosh' thing, right? Get? Go look it up."
Dr. JeepJorp "YoU jUsT HAVE tO wOrShIp SOMETHING! RiGhT!? Like your car! You like your car, right? Well, LIKING THING... Is a form WoOoOoRsHiP! YoU pUt YoUr CaR iN tHe HiGhEsT pLaCe! ThAt'S wHaT 'wOrShIp' MEANS!"
Iam "Oh! Hey- Er, it's the thing! We're still doing the- This! Right!?" *Mark Ruffalo AHA* meme except Dr. JeepJorp*
Hym "You know... If I can get some berries... I can leave them on the ground and maybe LURE Megyn Kelly out... That... In conjunction with the net... I can capture Megyn Kelly.... Yes- Oh wait. It doesn't have a fist emoji facing that direction. Imagine me putting one hand palm up and then balling the other hand into a fist and then me gently slamming my fist into the palm of the other hand like
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🫴 Right? As I say 'Yes.' Like 'Yosh' thing, right? Get? Go look it up."
Blockchain
Ohohohohoho...
Hym "Oh what's that? You can't not use the blockchain? Why is that? Is that because it would violate the separations clause?"
Retard "It stifles innovation!"
Hym "No it doesn't bitch you just want to copy me. Stops copies me. Bitch. YOU ARE NOT THE GUY! The fact that these fucking idiots have allowed you to walk around thinking that you are is a crime against humanity!!"
Retard "It stifles innovation!"
Hym "No it doesn't bitch you just want to copy me. Stops copies me. Bitch. YOU ARE NOT THE GUY! The fact that these fucking idiots have allowed you to walk around thinking that you are is a crime against humanity!!"
Blockchain by Hym Iam August 10, 2025
I'll figure it out
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Hym "Guys. Guys. You have to consider the FACT that the guy saying 'I'll figure it out' COULDN'T HAVE DONE WHAT I DID IN A MILLION-BILLION YEARS. Really! You're cheating off my homework and then deluding yourself into believing that YOU are the one doing that."
I'll figure it out by Hym Iam August 10, 2025
Understand
Hym "Oh I DO understand Sarah! I do understand. And I want someone to come in here and steal as much as humanly possible. Because I know, that YOU KNOW... You and EVERYBODY ELSE THAT WORKS THERE that I had my shit stolen and how much are YOU doing to prevent that? Nothing. So what happens when I see somebody with some ramen stuffed in their sweatshirt pouch? Nothing. I let them walk right out with it. It is the EXACT SAME THING you and the rest of these fat, retarded, gas station lifers are doing to me so no I am not filling out a suspicious activity form. I'm not yelling at them. Until I get my money and the credit I deserve for literally creating AI, everything at the KwikTrip on Shawano Avenue in Green Bay Wisconsin might as well be free because that is exactly what you are doing to me every time I show up to work there. And guess what? It HAS already happened. I've already seen people walk out with shit. I've missed items as I rang them up. I just do what you do. So you understand THAT Sarah Process? Do you?"
Understand by Hym Iam August 10, 2025