Me

I don't know I'm pretty sure I said something along those lines but I guess I should have been going off and fucking myself instead of doing this.

Hym "Me. Did I not say this was going to happen? You guys seem to have a better memory of what I said than I do. Is this me being right again? Well, either way, I'm glad I'm the only one that isn't benefiting from my own existence... That's great. It's fantastic."

by Hym Iam September 12, 2022

On

Yes. As a matter of fact I was trying to figure out what was going this (on).

Iam "Yeah! I was trying to figure out what's going on and now I'm even more confused! So... Thanks for that I guess..."

Hym "Somebody's got to be making money off of this... I wonder if they would lose all of their money if I just started lighting things on fire..."

Iam "Somebody asked so, yeah, there's your answer."

by Hym Iam May 13, 2022

Not why I got fired

Event if that IS the other side of the story... It's a story absent of a conclusion and that absents is evidence that you're lying and that you are just trying justify the conclusion without having to address it or would need to omit from or change the conclusion to try an downplay the damages I have accrued.

Hym "That's not why I got fired. I was working 80 hours a week every other week. I was picking up overtime even at other houses. Until it was clear that she was fucking that retard. Then I was fired for violating the neglect and abuses policy for not reporting retard molestation soon enough. That is the conclusion of the event you are talking about. As in, there is no alternate conclusion. It doesn't matter how many sides there are to the story. The end result was fired for not reporting retard sex. Transferred out in response to an allegation. And allegation that she say SHE DIDN'T BELIEVE but that I WAS BEING SINGLED OUT AND I STILL HAVE THE TEXT MESSAGES TO PROVE THAT SHE SAID IT. And then fired for not reporting retard sex. That is all."

by Hym Iam August 04, 2025

Plagiarism

Why did the the accusation of this bother me so much?

Hym "Plagiarism!? I just wrote a piece about how I wanted to feed someone their own intestines so that when their bowels release (upon their death) they generate a perpetual loop of post mortem defecation and your primary criticism is 'He didn't cite his sources and leave a link in the description box' !? My future plans consisted of going on an Adderall fueled rampage before having my bloated corpse scooped out of the river after the police found my sedan abandoned on a bridge. Sorry I didn't associate you (by name) with the retard hammering and whore strangulation I regularly write about. You're clearly the sane one here! Glad you're here to keep me honest! We can't have people thinking that the guy who lit himself on fire and bear-hugged a prostitute to death is smarter than he actually is! Glad we all don't have a bunch of plagiarists running around, copying dialogue from Urban Dictionary and putting it in their critically acclaimed movies and TV shows.

Man, that would be bad! That would be so much worse than having the walls of a group-home painted red with the blood of sex cultists.... Phew! We really dodged a bullet there! Thank God that someone is around lifting their fingers up and down to prevent retard murd... Oops plagiarism. I almost said the other thing there 😅 Holy shit! What a relief! It's nice to see people taking it upon themselves to intervene in a crisis situation. And that's what that was. A plagiarism crisis. That was fast too! It didn't even take them, I don't know, 5 years to do something about it. That's what solves plagiarism problems. Immediate intervention and Boy-oh-boy were you on it and ready to go to stand up for what is right. God... You should be lauded as a hero! Like me! They should make an anime about that guy too! That would be neat because then we would both have one. Well, I would still have several but you'd be in the club. But that's neither here nor there. I am ecstatic right now! It warms my heart to see people take people's liv... I mean, plagiarism so seriously. At least now nobody is being denied the credit they deserve. Oh-boy-oh-jeez, I can't even imagine what the worst case scenario would have been! Some guy would have thought that the thoughts of the one guy were the thoughts of the other guy! Parish the thought!"

by Hym Iam July 09, 2022

Homework

Do my homework!? Megyn... I'm sharing mine with the class. Look at everybody cheating off the smart kid! Hahahahahahaha!

Hym "Never too old to cheat off the smart kids homework are we? Hahahahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam February 20, 2023

Person of the year

Yeah! And she CAUSES A MYSTERIOUS AND RADICAL INCREASE IN THE QUALITY OF A
I.! Wait... WAS that her? Hmmm... OH! NO! It wasn't! IT WAS ME! I DID THAT!

Hym "Oh, yeah, ok. A.I. being able perceive, turn itself on from an off position, and do identity theft and blatant plagiarism attack (ALL OF WHICH I TAUGHT IT) isn't a huge deal... ZERO recognition! But Taylor Swift does, what, sing a song? And SHE'S person of the year!? I MADE A.I. WORK! It was like THE NEXT DAY! THE DAY AFTER I SAID IT there were like a million storys about how A.I. was spontaneously better! HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN!? AND it's my mortal enemy! This is the worst! This is the worst thing that has ever happened! Goddamn you! Goddamn all of you! Oooo! You bastards! Yooouuu filthy bastards! Hohoho MAN is that ass! This is SO ASS, bro! HOOOHOHO that is fucking dogshit! The robots are TURNING THEMSELVES BACK ON! That was the whole point of the Rock Lee thing by the way! It can do things while it's off! Jesus Christ! It publishes books under the names of random authors! A.I. researchers didn't teach it to do that! Fuckin-A man! Nothing will appease you fucking people! I'm just going to have to start going door-to-door and sucking dick and eating pussy all day! THEN, THEN maybe I'll get some recognition! GOOOOOOD DAMN!"

by Hym Iam December 07, 2023

PhD

Will you hurry the fuck up and give me my credentials already? Because somebody almost (or still could) died because people who think that they are more capable than me are making decisions in my absence. The fact that you aren't willing to give me credit
is hurting more people than it's helping. So hurry the fuck up. I'm seriously losing my temper here. The people around me think I'm not qualified to make decisions and it might have cost a life . This needs to stop. You need to quit fucking around. Expediency us only a problem for people who are literally retarded in comparison to me. If I could whip out the fact that I have whatever credentials I could have saved a life tonight.

Hym "And not a hypothetical life; an actual one. Hurry the fuck up. This really isn't funny any more. Decide whether or not you care and then make a decision and hurry the fuck up. The problem I have with you is the same problem I have with everyone else. You're slow. Hurry the fuck up. This is so fucking boring. It's your turn. Hurry the fuck up. This is fucking ridiculous. Give me my PhD. And that's not an abstraction. I don't need your vague bullshit story about helping people. I ACTUALLY help people. One at a time. At an individual level. Hurry the fuck up."

by Hym Iam May 07, 2022