Hym Iam's definitions
Hym "So, in Exodus 17 God tells Moses to strike the rock to make water come out. And it does. In Numbers 20 God tells Moses to speak to the rock and then Moses disobeys God and strikes the rock and THIS TIME it doesn't work. So Moses
✌️✊️✌️USES FORCE✌️✊️✌️ the first time AND IT WORKS and then TRIES IT AGAIN and it doesn't work. So it isn't Moses striking the rock. It isn't the use of force = punishment by God. Jordan Peterson = full of shit and is lying to make it seem like God is against the use of force. What God DOES SAY about the use of force is that if you force yourself of a woman you have to take her on as property and marry her. THAT is what God says about force. Not Jordan Peterson's thing. He's full of shit. I'm NOT full of shit. They are trying to manufacture my failure because I suceeded radically to spite their God. The religion is an incest cult. I'm better than everyone."
✌️✊️✌️USES FORCE✌️✊️✌️ the first time AND IT WORKS and then TRIES IT AGAIN and it doesn't work. So it isn't Moses striking the rock. It isn't the use of force = punishment by God. Jordan Peterson = full of shit and is lying to make it seem like God is against the use of force. What God DOES SAY about the use of force is that if you force yourself of a woman you have to take her on as property and marry her. THAT is what God says about force. Not Jordan Peterson's thing. He's full of shit. I'm NOT full of shit. They are trying to manufacture my failure because I suceeded radically to spite their God. The religion is an incest cult. I'm better than everyone."
by Hym Iam April 21, 2024
Get the Moses striking the rockmug. How do I play with these dark tricky concepts? Well I don’t fucking know! It’s almost like I’m some kind of genius! What could it possibly be!
Hym “Well, I don’t know how I do it. It’s almost as though I’m the greatest mind who has ever lived! But that can’t possibly be the case because then people would treat me as though I was the greatest mind who has ever lived... Hmm... but how else would it be possible? For me to do the thing that you said is incredibly difficult, with ease (literally minimal effort) I would have to be some sort of paragon of intellectual and comedic competence! But that can’t be the case or you would be lauding me for my profound capacity for thought... How indeed 🤔🤔🤔 Hmmmm.....”
by Hym Iam November 10, 2022
Get the Howmug. Hym "What the entire conservative position has become over the last for years. The slippery slope fallacy. We can't do this because THEN they'll want THAT! And then pretty soon we'll be holding our kids butthole open for the pedophiles!"
by Hym Iam March 15, 2024
Get the Slippery slope fallacymug. Then I appreciate it.
by Hym Iam April 14, 2025
Get the If Truemug. Also a lie.
Hym "The real solution is brings like a dozen people who are 'in the know' (as it were) before me, put a gun in my hand, I am going to put that gun to one of their heads, and if the information I want doesn't come out of their mouths, a bullet goes through their brainz. And if the next one doesn't talk the last one will."
by Hym Iam September 17, 2025
Get the Solutionmug. Not great advice to yell at a homeless. Do you think they haven't thought of that? They're on the street corner and it just never occurred to them to do that?
Iam "It not that I thought that no one saw it. It's that I didn't realize I had a dedicated fan base that would actively respond everything I write. That's a bizarre thing. You see how that's bizarre right?"
Hym "Hey, you see that interview? CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE THAT GUY!? Apparently, everyone told him that it looked like someone other than him wrote it. Can you believe that shit!? Not going to watch the after-show though cus I don't have any fucking money because the only thing I have in life was stolen from me in front of 60 million people. So... Yeah... The reasons not to drink a bottle of gin and drive through a crowded intersection are just-a piling up over here. But how are you? How are the kids? Good?"
Iam "Why are you like this? This is why everyone hates us."
Hym "Body Dysmorphia, Dissociative disorder, Oedipus complex, and/or possibly Schizophrenia. The gang stalking doesn't help either... Isn't it wild that I proved that that shit was real!? And spun it around in my favor? I'm a goddamn genius. Good job me!"
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Hym "You're not going to do the thing?"
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Hym "Fine I'll do it. Good job me! 'GoOd JoB oThEr Me!' 🙏 (That's a self high 5 by the way)"
Iam "That's not what I sound like. I... Whatever. I'm going to bed."
Hym "Of course it doesn't. I can't make myself sound THAT stupid. Get a job!"
Hym "Hey, you see that interview? CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE THAT GUY!? Apparently, everyone told him that it looked like someone other than him wrote it. Can you believe that shit!? Not going to watch the after-show though cus I don't have any fucking money because the only thing I have in life was stolen from me in front of 60 million people. So... Yeah... The reasons not to drink a bottle of gin and drive through a crowded intersection are just-a piling up over here. But how are you? How are the kids? Good?"
Iam "Why are you like this? This is why everyone hates us."
Hym "Body Dysmorphia, Dissociative disorder, Oedipus complex, and/or possibly Schizophrenia. The gang stalking doesn't help either... Isn't it wild that I proved that that shit was real!? And spun it around in my favor? I'm a goddamn genius. Good job me!"
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Hym "You're not going to do the thing?"
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Hym "Fine I'll do it. Good job me! 'GoOd JoB oThEr Me!' 🙏 (That's a self high 5 by the way)"
Iam "That's not what I sound like. I... Whatever. I'm going to bed."
Hym "Of course it doesn't. I can't make myself sound THAT stupid. Get a job!"
by Hym Iam May 4, 2022
Get the Get a job!mug. Hym "And that anxiety bullshit sounds like it's downstream a Dr. JeepJorp's nonsense."
A retard "Uh, um, well, aren't WE ALL like a Truman Show? Right? Guys?"
Hym "No. No. We aren't. They're just going to keep stabbing your fucking kids guys. YOU NEED TO PAY THE PIPER. STAB-PROOF BABY-WALKERS- No! Wait, what are those fucking called? The things you push them around in? Fuck. I can't think of the word. God, wow, but no. This isn't a 'We're all kind of a Truman show' thing. It's a 'This was a stupid fucking thing to do and if people are dying because of it it's because we aren't as smart as we thought we were.' Thing. You are the meat-shields people like Jordan Peterson have been using to keep themselves alive since the dawn of civilization. Jordan and Robert alike. And you're only defending them because 'Insert sunk cost fallacy.' "
A retard "Uh, um, well, aren't WE ALL like a Truman Show? Right? Guys?"
Hym "No. No. We aren't. They're just going to keep stabbing your fucking kids guys. YOU NEED TO PAY THE PIPER. STAB-PROOF BABY-WALKERS- No! Wait, what are those fucking called? The things you push them around in? Fuck. I can't think of the word. God, wow, but no. This isn't a 'We're all kind of a Truman show' thing. It's a 'This was a stupid fucking thing to do and if people are dying because of it it's because we aren't as smart as we thought we were.' Thing. You are the meat-shields people like Jordan Peterson have been using to keep themselves alive since the dawn of civilization. Jordan and Robert alike. And you're only defending them because 'Insert sunk cost fallacy.' "
by Hym Iam June 7, 2024
Get the Anxietymug.