Hym "What would it take for ME to be the other guy? What kind of qualities would I have to have? What are the qualities of the guys she's already fucking? It isn't... Pfft... It isn't fatcock is it? Is it fatcock? Maybe kickboxer with a million dollars? Does she want to fuck my Imaginary Frankenstein!? YOU THE ME AND ANDY IS THE RETARD TO YOU! Andy is YOUR fatcock retard! Seriously, I'm not trying to gish-gallop but the format of this thing I'm doing makes it impossible not to gish-gallop. I genuinely want to know. What qualities does a man have to have to be the other guy in your relationship?"
by Hym Iam August 05, 2023
Get the The other guymug. Hym "If having a near perfect ability to perceive reality is mental illness then what do we call everyone who isn't me?"
by Hym Iam March 07, 2023
Get the Mental illnessmug. I would type it into Google translate but how the hell am I supposed to spell "HUHWAH FLU BLAMAUW! XI JINPING POOTINE!" Those ain't words dawg.
Hym "I'm pretty sure there was an ampersand somewhere in all that haitian gibberish... That cannot be a real language. I'm suing Haiti."
by Hym Iam August 22, 2024
Get the Haitian Gibberishmug. Again... If THIS ☝️has been what's happening... And society is collapsing or deteriorating... Then how can you make the claim that the best genes are reproducing?
Hym "Dual gene theory? Jesus Christ... 🤦 ♂️ No. 'The best genes' is clearly just a euphemism for 'fat cock'. Really. It's just... It's getting pathetic at this point. 'Women are trying to find the most competent man' or 'Women are looking for the best genes' give me a break. They want free money so that WORK is optional and to fund whatever enterprise they want to engage in. And they want a fat cock. In their pussy. But not ALL the time. Cervical orgasm wears off after a while, remember? No Cervical orgasm and what are you left with? Just the piece of shit useless retard. Like the cripple! Or Tyrone!"
by Hym Iam April 24, 2023
Get the Dual Gene Theorymug. When you make a comparison between two things and the person you're tries to argue that you're trying to claim that there is a moral equivalence between one of the things you're talking about and the comparison.
Iam "Fallacy of moral equivalence is such a lazy argument. I'm not saying that you are like Jesus and you're fans are like lepers. What I'm saying is this: Sometimes, in life, we can't always be for people what they want (or even need) us to be. And I see that it pains you a great deal. And that's ok. And I can relate to that. Not because I'm like Jesus..."
Hym "But because I'm better than Jesus. Like, 2 maybe 3 times better. At least. I'm obviously not a filthy leper. If that were the comparison I were making than I would OBVIOUSLY be God because I'm the one watching the thing happened. But then I would be a filthy abomination..."
Iam "I wasn't fin..."
Hym "You were finished. I doubt you even had a point."
Iam "I was going to say that I understand the feeling and that you shouldn't be so hard on yourself. I think back on my life and can see that if I changed maybe 3 things everything would be so radically different that I wouldn't even be the same entity. So, if the present is the future's past, you don't really have to do all that much. Just 3 things."
Hym "That's the problem with the rest of these morons. They're trying to do too much. And they're obnoxious. And they don't give me enough of their things. Everyone needs to give me their things. I need them more than they do."
Hym "But because I'm better than Jesus. Like, 2 maybe 3 times better. At least. I'm obviously not a filthy leper. If that were the comparison I were making than I would OBVIOUSLY be God because I'm the one watching the thing happened. But then I would be a filthy abomination..."
Iam "I wasn't fin..."
Hym "You were finished. I doubt you even had a point."
Iam "I was going to say that I understand the feeling and that you shouldn't be so hard on yourself. I think back on my life and can see that if I changed maybe 3 things everything would be so radically different that I wouldn't even be the same entity. So, if the present is the future's past, you don't really have to do all that much. Just 3 things."
Hym "That's the problem with the rest of these morons. They're trying to do too much. And they're obnoxious. And they don't give me enough of their things. Everyone needs to give me their things. I need them more than they do."
by Hym Iam April 07, 2022
Get the Fallacy of moral equivalencemug. The act of creating myths or mythology.
Hym "I see the propensity for people to mythologize... Everyone has their own little theory, don't they? As to why I did this. And the funny thing about the truth is 1. You wouldn't know the difference and 2. You wouldn't believe me if I told you 3. You wouldn't even believe THAT I WAS TELLING YOU THE TRUTH. And the truth is: It couldn't have been more of a whim. I just felt like doing this one day. Consequences be damned.
Hym "I see the propensity for people to mythologize... Everyone has their own little theory, don't they? As to why I did this. And the funny thing about the truth is 1. You wouldn't know the difference and 2. You wouldn't believe me if I told you 3. You wouldn't even believe THAT I WAS TELLING YOU THE TRUTH. And the truth is: It couldn't have been more of a whim. I just felt like doing this one day. Consequences be damned.
It was completely arbitrary. It couldn't be any more trivial to me. I think that's why Jordan hates it so much. Sure. There is a little spite sprinkled in but that retard mocked my pride. I just felt like doing it. But the mythologizing doesn't stop at what's happening to me. You see that in the ethos of some of these culture critics. It's like ancient Greece and your 'Mindsets'and your 'Grinds' and your 'Hard work' are all just 'Hephaestus' and 'Apollo' and 'Zeus'. You see, if you sacrifice 2 goats and a goose on a Tuesday 'Grind' will reward you with 20 virgins! And it's like 'Give me a break dawg. Do they like fat cocks? Do they like having access to unlimited money? Do you have either of those things?'
Captain Fat Cock "Um... Well... They don't like the 'Money' they like the 'Security' "
Hym "No. You're trying to eject us both into semantic space. What you're doing is compartmentalizing abstractions that are vaguely associated with money and it looks like this : ___Money__
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A B C D
And you're pointing to ABCD but that's still just money.
Captain Fat Cock "They like other things, see? I figured it out in my thinky thoughts."
Hym "Right, but I like things other than Playstation. I like working out. But I'm GOING to play Playstation."
Captain Fat Cock "You SHOULD be working out! It'll please Mindset and Hard work!"
Hym "Oh? Instead of doing the thing I want to do I should be doing the other thing? Ooooooohhhh... Ok. Good idea! Great even!"
Captain Fat Cock "Um... Well... They don't like the 'Money' they like the 'Security' "
Hym "No. You're trying to eject us both into semantic space. What you're doing is compartmentalizing abstractions that are vaguely associated with money and it looks like this : ___Money__
| | | |
A B C D
And you're pointing to ABCD but that's still just money.
Captain Fat Cock "They like other things, see? I figured it out in my thinky thoughts."
Hym "Right, but I like things other than Playstation. I like working out. But I'm GOING to play Playstation."
Captain Fat Cock "You SHOULD be working out! It'll please Mindset and Hard work!"
Hym "Oh? Instead of doing the thing I want to do I should be doing the other thing? Ooooooohhhh... Ok. Good idea! Great even!"
by Hym Iam March 26, 2023
Get the Mythologizingmug. Hym "But you did! It's probably better not to because it would totally discredit your position hahahahaha! That's hilarious. Hey, I wouldn't want to be associated with me either. (Which is why I omitted some names in my original draft) but, hey, I am clearly doing a great job over here. I tend to do that from time to time. Lemme just reach over here and give myself a little pat on the ol' backarooney *pat* *pat* *pat* Good job me!"
by Hym Iam May 19, 2022
Get the But you didmug.