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Except I'm going to heaven forever! My behavior has been preemptively forgiven as a form of cosmic get-out-of-jail-free card. I'm the good one. And my reward is paradisal bliss forever.
Hym "It's not my death I have the problem with; it's the 'navigating lunatics who are complicit in my demise while I wait patiently to die part' that keeps me up at night. And that's why the school shootings. Because it's not that you're not protecting them hard enough and it's not that everyone need to collectively agree to give up their rights; It's that if stopping a school shooting has a result OTHER THAN the death of the would-be shooter you'd rather let the chips fall where they may then be complicit in a solution that benefits someone who doesn't deserve the help they would ultimately receive as a byproduct of an intervationary procedure."
by Hym Iam July 28, 2023
Get the Death mug.Hym "And do you think (maybe) that it has anything to do with the fact that Matt Walsh said he was in a holy war against the trans and, like, the next day a trans murdered a bunch of children. Remember that? So you've already talked your way into some murdered kids once, Brett. Remember that? Remember when that guy you went fishing with got those kids murdered? He literally murdered them with 'dishonest hyperbole' which mean.... Hell forever! Extra toasty! Extra... Crispy.... Yup... Holy war...."
by Hym Iam July 29, 2023
Get the Holy War mug.Your "Values" are just "Feeling you have regarding a certain behavior" For example, Hard work=Good < That's a value that people have.
Hym "Again, yeah, no your values are still shit and worthless. Your wife is a whore. It's wrong to subject kids to the creature so next time something bad happens to them... You know, there you go...
by Hym Iam July 29, 2023
Get the Values mug.Hym "I believe trans people have a right to make a maximally informed decision regarding transitioning. So if they haven't been adequately informed of risks (such as dumping estrogen into someone that was assigned male at birth can increase the risk of prostate cancer and/or any other SEX exclusive health problems regardless of GENDER), their doctor and the people promoting trans rights are doing them a disservice. There is a difference between defending trans rights and curating information to trick people into being nicer to trannies."
by Hym Iam July 30, 2023
Get the Maximally informed decision mug.Hym "No, you're using the word 'offense' to try to frame my reaction as hypocrisy and you're doing it to justify your own behavior. 'I'm doing this because you have a stance on "offense" that I disagree with, therefore, I'm allowed to "offend" you as much as I want. Because if you get offended the you're a hypocrite and my position is validated.' That's what you're really doing and your doing it because you're not smart enough to actually win the argument. Or even actually agrue you point. You're brains are dumb and mine are smart... And extra fuildy... But yeah... The only correlation between intelligence and gas station work is an inverse one."
by Hym Iam July 30, 2023
Get the Offense mug.The drag queens aren't fucking the kids though. The teachers are. Are you going to ban "Hot teachers?" No? Then shut the fuck up about the drag queens!
Hym "The funny thing about drag queen story hour is that NONE of the drag queens are fucking the kids... BUT... SOME of the teachers ARE fucking the students. And you're not trying to ban the FUCKING BADDIES with fat knockers are ya, shit-head? Ha! And dudes can't be hot, so, you're teenage daughter just isn't going to want to fuck any of them... Right?"
by Hym Iam July 30, 2023
Get the Drag queen story hour mug.I don't have any problem with the jews that I don't have with the christians or muslims. I don't dislike the religions. I actually rather enjoy the stories and the extended lore. It's the God that I detest.
Hym "Come on Jews are you functionally equivalent to a Jesus in your religion or aren't you? Inquiring minds are dying to know!"
by Hym Iam July 30, 2023
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