Sloppy

I'm not the sloppy one. I wasn't hiding.
Hym "That isn't being sloppy that's called being 'Not-Anonymous.' Like, it would take a minimal amount of effort to find out who I am, UP TO AND INCLUDING, asking in the way I described previously. So, no. I'm just doing this. This is happening. I've been correct about everything here."
by Hym Iam June 19, 2024
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Divorce

YES!!! I DID IT! I AM THE GREATEST!! BRIGHTEST LIGHT IN THE NIGHT SKY!!
Iam "Hey, you hear about the Divorce?"

Hym "DID YOU DOUBT MY POWER!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"
by Hym Iam April 20, 2022
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Divorce

AND EMOTIONAL ABUSE! Ohohohohohohoho!!!
Hym "This is what you motherfuckers don't understand... YOU know and I know... That YOU have done something morally wrong... So for YOU to try and hoist me by my own petard and act like you have some kind of moral superiority does nothing more than demonstrate exactly how arrogant you guys really are. You didn't think they'd catch you doing SOMETHING. You did SOMETHING motherfucker. What did you do? You know what you did. Emotionally abuse your wife which lead to divorce? Do we get to emotionally abuse you now? I'll catch you doing something. And now you look like an idiot."
by Hym Iam April 28, 2023
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Depression

Oh no, I know that not cleaning your house and not grooming yourself are symptoms of depression....
Hym "I'm doing it deliberately. I don't actually have depression. LIFE-STRIKE! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! No, I don't think, nor have I ever claimed, that Schizophrenia 'Isn't real.' I said that I was either patient zero of a 'Psychogenic epidemic' (I said "Epiphenomenon" but I was using the word wrong because Epi (affects a a community) and Phenomenon (1. a fact or situation that is observed to exist or happen, especially one whose cause or explanation is in question. 2. a remarkable person, thing, or event.) and you would think that that's what the word means but, no, and then I made the comparison to religion) Like, if I do the symptoms of Depression... That IS NOT HAVING DEPRESSION. It isn't the same. But if I were to report the 'symptoms' that I have... But people are DOING THE SYMPTOMS TO ME... Then I don't have the thing that coincides with the symptoms. Jordan Peterson... Decided to pile on... In spite of the fact the that he's a mental health professional, or WAS, and wants to use the fact that it's happening as leverage to get me to do his bullshit and YOU are authoritarian shit-libs who want you to be the cops without you having to actually do it yourself but EITHER OF YOU doing EXACTLY THAT will result in ONE THING AND ONE THING ONLY! FULL RIGHTS OR DEATH! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
by Hym Iam June 07, 2024
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Joke

A Retard Fucker, A Child Murderer, and a Goblin Whore walk into group home for developmentally disabled adults. The Retard Fucker says "Please!!! stop raping me!!!", the Child Murderer says "I'm sorry!!! Please!!! It hurts!!!", The Goblin whore says "Wow! I guess that'll teach me to be a smart mouthed bitch" and she goes to jail for criminal negligence and her kids are orphans forever. The end.
In case you're wondering, the retard also dies in this joke.
by Hym Iam December 08, 2020
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Joke

Nope. Not playing nothing off like a joke. I don't know where you're getting that from.

Hym "Noooo. Not a joke. The little retard wanted to mock me in relationship to a definition I posted about my disappointment regarding the realization that I was working in a retard sex cult. 'BuT sHe'S mY fAvOrItE!.' This showed that he either had access to the internet (which they explicitly lied about) OR someone there had access to my email. I don't necessarily believe people with disabilities aren't people. I believe that filthy sub-human piece of retarded shit needed to learn not to bite the hand feeds him. Literally. I literally had to feed him like a dog. Pour kibble into a bowl for him. Like... Am I joking right now? Is this a joke? You want me to dial that back for you? Ok. Uuuh... He's not an animal. He's a super duper special wonderful magical guy. Oh God, he is just a-oh-so-much better than me. JEEZ Boy-oh-boy do I wish I was him. If only! Maybe Dr. Jeepjorp is right! Maybe I should jump off a bridge and pray to God on the way down that I'm reincarnated AS HIM so I can be THAT MUCH better than myself.
HOOOOO MAN! I mean, I can only dream! I can only dream of being half of the not-retarded, not-piece-of-shit that he is. Really! I really mean it. I mean all of the words that I'm saying right now! All of them. Everyone single utterance that is aggrandizing to him; I mean all of it. And that doesn't just apply to him but it applies to everyone even vaguely similar to him. If your hair color has even a remotely similar hue; you are undoubtedly better than me in every way. Not as better than me as he is but, gosh-golly, you're just so great! I'm just-a-gonna have to work super duper hard to that one day I'll be good enough to lick his boots clean. Yeah, that's it. One day I'll deserve something. Not today but one day I'll be able to channel a fraction of what he is and then I will finally deserve something more than to be drenched in piss on the bottom rung of society... Shoot, that'll be great! Won't ever be better than him but, man, maybe I won't have to drown in piss forever! Right? Am I... Am I right? Guys? Is... Should I work super duper hard to not be as good as him? Will it make my life meaningful? Because my life doesn't have inherent meaning I have to do things and it can't be too easy. If it doesn't take effort for me to achieve then I'm a Free-Rider... So I have to just expend just-a-oh-so much effort or I'm bad ☹️ and that's not a joke either."
by Hym Iam August 06, 2022
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Joke

Hey some guy said I have good timing.
Hym "You need to actually try to compartmentalize a little bit. You're not going to but whatever. The fact of the matter is this: the thing I said is happening is happening. I don't give a fuck about your kids. In your hierarchy of values, putting me in a position where I am either caged or I have my rights taken away is more important to you than whether or not I harm a kid. And the harm I was talking about previously was abstract harm caused by reading about sex or violence or the hybrid of the two in direct reference. I haven't been charged with any crimes. Never committed an act of violence. There is no line. There is a lot you have to ignore to try and draw a parallel between him and me and that's really all you're doing isn't it? And that's all you plan on doing. You are not the self appointed moral arbiters you seem to think you are and I can prove it by doing the thing you want to pretend you're trying to stop me from doing. This is in response to something that has been happening for years. And that thung is justification enough for worse than what I'm currently doing. And I'm not asking you. I'm telling you. It's a joke and it's not. Like the midget from that south park episode. You need to just let it go."
by Hym Iam April 04, 2023
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