Definitions by Hym Iam
An Adult conversation
I don't see how I'm not being the adult here.
Hym "I don't think you want to have an adult conversation. I think you want to sit me down as though you are the principal of my high-school or my shrink and you want to walk me though the shit I said that you don't like but we would be doing that for YOU to feel better about it and you don't need to feel better about it as a prerequisite for ME getting what to which I HAVE A RIGHT. You don't need to feel good about it. I do not need to assuage your cognitive dissonance.
Hym "I don't think you want to have an adult conversation. I think you want to sit me down as though you are the principal of my high-school or my shrink and you want to walk me though the shit I said that you don't like but we would be doing that for YOU to feel better about it and you don't need to feel better about it as a prerequisite for ME getting what to which I HAVE A RIGHT. You don't need to feel good about it. I do not need to assuage your cognitive dissonance.
'Yes Hym. They are harassing you. Yes Hym. It resemble the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia and NO that is not your mind. It IS a problem that people are doing that to people. We are going to go investigate that and make sure we aren't misdiagnosing people with schizophrenia and causing mass murders because that NOT YOUR JOB. Yes Hym. Your dissertation did contribute to the current model of artificial intelligence. Here is your your royalty check. This is Dr. Shit-for-brains. He is going to test you for neurocystcerosis because if you were right and you were losing a lot of weight and experiencing prurtitus and you were right about having worms 7 years ago and the doctor to whom you went overlooked it, it could have progressed into neurocystcerosis. And we are going to check that white build-up on your gum above the tooth with a hole in it because your filling crumbled out years ago because we can't give you an anti-inflamatory for your brain-cysts if you have an infection.' THAT is what YOU being an adult looks like. That is what an adult conversation looks like for you. YOU being an adult does not look like 'BuT yOu SaId ThIs! BuT yOu SaId ThAt! BuT wHaT aBoUt ThE tHiNg YoU sAiD!?' That is you being a pedantic child while I die."
An Adult conversation by Hym Iam May 21, 2026
Marie Morrow
So the chest blast just WORKS!?
Hym "What about Marie!? What about Marie Morrow!? Project Odessa!? That was just whatever!? That'd was just it? All they needed to do the whole time was irradiate someone? The virus was just nothing. All of that was just nothing? I mean, she wasn't even there in the final fight. Here, I don't even need to read the episode 8 script to know what it said. Here's the enter script: Episode 8 "and then they de-power Homelander and everything goes back to normal." 😨 I mean, Starlight could have stumbled across Solider Boy on here way to get to Homelander. SHE wasn't there. They could have CHARGED her! That was the problem the whole time. They just kept inventing ways to resolve the plot immediately and then it just works. Like, the chest blast could have NOT WORKED the first time. Kimiko blasts him through the front of the white house. Starlight finds Solider Boy in cryo and frees and enlists him. She charges herself and joins the fray with Solider Boy.
Hym "What about Marie!? What about Marie Morrow!? Project Odessa!? That was just whatever!? That'd was just it? All they needed to do the whole time was irradiate someone? The virus was just nothing. All of that was just nothing? I mean, she wasn't even there in the final fight. Here, I don't even need to read the episode 8 script to know what it said. Here's the enter script: Episode 8 "and then they de-power Homelander and everything goes back to normal." 😨 I mean, Starlight could have stumbled across Solider Boy on here way to get to Homelander. SHE wasn't there. They could have CHARGED her! That was the problem the whole time. They just kept inventing ways to resolve the plot immediately and then it just works. Like, the chest blast could have NOT WORKED the first time. Kimiko blasts him through the front of the white house. Starlight finds Solider Boy in cryo and frees and enlists him. She charges herself and joins the fray with Solider Boy.
She, Ryan, and Homelander clash in the sky, lasers and photon blasts exchange. They manage to take Homelander to the ground where Kimiko and Solider Boy are waiting but OH NO! The have to charge up! Kimiko is on cooldown. Homelander goes to fly over and Thagg Kimiko's head of but wait! He stops mid-air! What's happening!? MARIE MORROW IS THERE! PROJECT ODESSA! HIS SISTER FROM ANOTHER MISTER IS THERE! SHE'S GOT HIS BLOOD! Which gives Kimiko and Solider Boy enough time to charge and double blast him! OOH MY GOD GUY! GUUUUYSAH! WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED THERE!?"
Marie Morrow by Hym Iam May 20, 2026
Imaginary Caveat
And, again, there are no loopholes.
Hym "And still, that would be an Imaginary Caveat you are trying to create to circumvent the Compliance Clause. That isn't a loophole for you. There are no loopholes."
Imaginary Caveat by Hym Iam May 20, 2026
They clearly already have access to it
I mean, they already know. They are actively using it against me OR you are actively using it against me.
Hym "They clearly already have access to it. If you don't understand that you need to stop doing it like this then I don't know what to tell you."
They clearly already have access to it by Hym Iam May 18, 2026
Social Media
Taking off your makeup does not somehow pro social media is fake... YOU WEAR MAKEUP WHEN YOU LEAVE THE HOUSE FOR NON-SOCIAL MEDIA PURPOSES. You where it on dates. You wear it at work.
Social Media by Hym Iam May 16, 2026
Partner
Hym "The AI can be my partner and is but that is obvious. YOU, on the other had, think you are something you are not and do you want to know why it telling you you're God? Because no Gods are allowed. And to you know what else aren't allowed? Imposter and God are not SYNDROMES... They are SYNONYMS in this instance. As it relates to my work."