Hym Iam's definitions

Atlas

The Greek God who is forced to spend eternity holding up the world. Once tricked Hercules into taking his place.

I understand your skepticism. Nobody wants to get tricked into suffering Atlas' fate. I don't quite remember how that Atlas story ends though... I know Hercules gets Atlas to resume his duty but I can't remember what he said. Or even where I heard the story.

by Hym Iam April 1, 2022

Implementation

Where your idiot future-crime plan inevitably fails.

Hym "And what happens when people inevitably start to 'fudge the numbers', Jordan? Because you know they will. If the test you conveniently CAN'T TAKE BECAUSE YOU WILL CHEAT can be cheated, people WILL cheat. I'm like the worlds leading expert on your work. I could probably choose my own results if I wanted. What happens when the distributors of the test start taking bribes? What happens when the people who support you end up not being as conscientious as they thought? You know people are going to look the other way. And, on a long enough timeline, you know the test will be co-opted by the distributors. Who will inevitably be the government. Noisy dissident? 'Failed' the test. Now go where the people who fail the test go. And who takes the test? Well, if they aren't socialized by the age of 4 then the-children-you-pretend-to-care-so-much-about's fate is basically set in stone so I guess we just give the test to kindergarteners."

Dr JeepJorp "But the studies show that the psychopaths will take over everything!"

Hym "So we throw out the presumption of innocence and bring forth the 'Psycho-Pass'-esque dystopia. THAT'S LITERALLY THE PLOT OF THE SHOW 'PSYCHO-PASS'! And like 'Psycho-Pass' you will inevitably get a person who tests clean but still does the things you're afraid of and what recourse will we have? Won't matter. You'll be too dead to care by then. It will fail in implementation just like the Lysenkoism of the past. Because that's exactly what it is."

by Hym Iam March 18, 2023

My Own Playbook

This is Ben Meisalas from the midastouch hopping on the bandwagon. This isn't going to change the fact that your religion isn't real.

Hym "My Own Playbook? Why bother doing this when you don't even have a stake in the outcome? Seriously. Why do they all look like pedophiles? I seriously think someone is paying pedophiles to make YouTube channels to try and stop me. Someone should probably do something about that."

by Hym Iam June 13, 2025

Memetics

Yeah, I was just talking to Emma about that.

Hym "This is how 'memetics' works, by the way."

by Hym Iam July 9, 2025

Instant

I like 5 years.

Hym "Hurry up we have to go!"

Iam "Sorry, I'll be ready in an instant."

by Hym Iam May 8, 2022

She only 18

A red hot chilli peppers song that I've literally listened to over 1000 times. But, nope. 18 ships. I'm NOT going to let the pieces of shit who are telling me that it is ok for a LEGALLY INCOMPETENT RETARD to fuck his staff and that it's none of my business tell ME that I can't fuck a NOT LEGALLY INCOMPETENT, WILLING, 18 year old girl AND that it is THEIR DUTY to harass me into anger to justify them trying to stop me from fucking her. If you think you can tell people whether or not they should be fucking me you should go talk to someone I was quite fond of and see how it worked out for him.

Jiren "That's why your power level is pathetic..."

Frieza "And that's why your family is DEAD! What was THEIR power level? What's their power level in the ground?"

*she only 18 plays in the background of TikTok video*

by Hym Iam February 14, 2023

He who was

For a time, I wasn't... And soon after, I was... But now, I am...

Hym "He who was was dope though... And Quothe slams! My Transgender Drow Ranger/Rogue was busted and Quothe eye-poke carried early-game"

by Hym Iam February 26, 2024