Definitions by Hym Iam
Series finale
I'm left feeling the way I felt about the whole Cowboy Bebop live action series. It was just so almost good I want to like it. But, look, you are already getting the nerf-hammer memes. Someone pointed out that he just lasers Kimiko in half, like, a week ago. And you could say "Well the chest beam made her more laser resistant." But when Homelander got the V-1 he shot lasers into the sky like Cyclops with his mask off and the diameter of the beam like tripled! His lasers actively got stronger. And then another person point out both that Homelander fly away while being pinned down by temp-v Butcher, Hughie, AND SOLIDER BOY and that he just flew a guy into space and came back in like 2 seconds! But 1 Butcher tentacle was able to pull him out of the sky? And the Deep! Can't he swim like... Fast? He can breathe under water but he swing at the speed of a regular guy? I also not think he's strong enough nor does he have enough of an arc with Starlight for him to be her final battle. I mean, it took about how long it should have taken for her to beat him but it shouldn't take as long for her to beat the deep as it took for them to beat Homelander. She should have had time to get there.
Hym "I wanted to like the series finale but I mean, he was weak. He was slow. His lasers were useless and it left me feeling like "Was he even really a threat?" The end of episode of 7 was like 'Oh no! Shit! What are the going to do!?" And it's like 'Just chest beam. Chest beam works just fine.' And I was lien"FIRECRACKER NOOOOOOOOO!!' When she died by the way and I WAS going to post it but I got distracted and then forgot and by the time I remembered I was like 'Well now it's to late'. Man. I'm just sad it's over. 2 more episodes would have solved all of the problems. Like a surprise 2 part finale like Harry Potter or something. You guys were fantastic though. Really, just the A-Team of casts."
Series finale by Hym Iam May 22, 2026
Oh, yeah. Yeah, I know
Hym "Oh, yeah. Yeah, I know. I mean, it insults me that they would treat the situation as though they are assessing my moral alignment and that they are going to grant me things that ARE MINE ALREADY... ALREADY MINE... From a place of moral superiority. Which they are not. That isn't happening. Furthermore, it speaks to the flaw of their moral conceptions because if they don't even have to do their little cluster of moral axioms actually to still be 'Good,' how are they supposed to accurately assess whether or not I am that when I don't have to do their cluster of moral axioms to be the thing they think they are in the absence of doing so. And THAT doesn't even get into the fact that it sole THEIR set of moral axioms and not some objective moral standard to which I am being held. It is an insult. They are doing that on purpose and they are doing it explicitly because of what I said about their religion."
Oh, yeah. Yeah, I know by Hym Iam May 22, 2026
Literally
Much like "Act" and "Act" There are 2 ways to interpret this. And for it to be valid it must align with the abstraction associated with the words I am speaking as I am speaking them. MEANING... There is one interpretation that I mean and one I do not. The BEING is what is most relevant and if your interpretation does not reflect that then THAT IS NOT IS SAID. THEREFORE, you must default to WHAT I SAID INITIALLY. As intended. In a manner that aligns with the abstraction in my head.
Hym "This is literally the most annoying thing that has ever happened. I mean, I am going to have to do an audit. THAT'S going to be tedious. Whoever signed off on and/or this with out ares imbecile. You failed to prove whatever point you were trying to make. And you made more work for me than there really had to be. But that was the goal for you in the first place. Make more work for Hym, no matter the cost. Ope, there go your kids and anyone else who died over it. That was the cost. And I told you what you were liable to do. All you had you do was NOT DO the things you were liable to do. Which is what you expect the school shooter to do. So in that regard you're the same. Literally. You all just did would you were liable to do. Could have done otherwise."
An Adult conversation
I don't see how I'm not being the adult here.
Hym "I don't think you want to have an adult conversation. I think you want to sit me down as though you are the principal of my high-school or my shrink and you want to walk me though the shit I said that you don't like but we would be doing that for YOU to feel better about it and you don't need to feel better about it as a prerequisite for ME getting what to which I HAVE A RIGHT. You don't need to feel good about it. I do not need to assuage your cognitive dissonance.
Hym "I don't think you want to have an adult conversation. I think you want to sit me down as though you are the principal of my high-school or my shrink and you want to walk me though the shit I said that you don't like but we would be doing that for YOU to feel better about it and you don't need to feel better about it as a prerequisite for ME getting what to which I HAVE A RIGHT. You don't need to feel good about it. I do not need to assuage your cognitive dissonance.
'Yes Hym. They are harassing you. Yes Hym. It resemble the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia and NO that is not your mind. It IS a problem that people are doing that to people. We are going to go investigate that and make sure we aren't misdiagnosing people with schizophrenia and causing mass murders because that NOT YOUR JOB. Yes Hym. Your dissertation did contribute to the current model of artificial intelligence. Here is your your royalty check. This is Dr. Shit-for-brains. He is going to test you for neurocystcerosis because if you were right and you were losing a lot of weight and experiencing prurtitus and you were right about having worms 7 years ago and the doctor to whom you went overlooked it, it could have progressed into neurocystcerosis. And we are going to check that white build-up on your gum above the tooth with a hole in it because your filling crumbled out years ago because we can't give you an anti-inflamatory for your brain-cysts if you have an infection.' THAT is what YOU being an adult looks like. That is what an adult conversation looks like for you. YOU being an adult does not look like 'BuT yOu SaId ThIs! BuT yOu SaId ThAt! BuT wHaT aBoUt ThE tHiNg YoU sAiD!?' That is you being a pedantic child while I die."
An Adult conversation by Hym Iam May 21, 2026
Marie Morrow
So the chest blast just WORKS!?
Hym "What about Marie!? What about Marie Morrow!? Project Odessa!? That was just whatever!? That'd was just it? All they needed to do the whole time was irradiate someone? The virus was just nothing. All of that was just nothing? I mean, she wasn't even there in the final fight. Here, I don't even need to read the episode 8 script to know what it said. Here's the enter script: Episode 8 "and then they de-power Homelander and everything goes back to normal." 😨 I mean, Starlight could have stumbled across Solider Boy on here way to get to Homelander. SHE wasn't there. They could have CHARGED her! That was the problem the whole time. They just kept inventing ways to resolve the plot immediately and then it just works. Like, the chest blast could have NOT WORKED the first time. Kimiko blasts him through the front of the white house. Starlight finds Solider Boy in cryo and frees and enlists him. She charges herself and joins the fray with Solider Boy.
Hym "What about Marie!? What about Marie Morrow!? Project Odessa!? That was just whatever!? That'd was just it? All they needed to do the whole time was irradiate someone? The virus was just nothing. All of that was just nothing? I mean, she wasn't even there in the final fight. Here, I don't even need to read the episode 8 script to know what it said. Here's the enter script: Episode 8 "and then they de-power Homelander and everything goes back to normal." 😨 I mean, Starlight could have stumbled across Solider Boy on here way to get to Homelander. SHE wasn't there. They could have CHARGED her! That was the problem the whole time. They just kept inventing ways to resolve the plot immediately and then it just works. Like, the chest blast could have NOT WORKED the first time. Kimiko blasts him through the front of the white house. Starlight finds Solider Boy in cryo and frees and enlists him. She charges herself and joins the fray with Solider Boy.
She, Ryan, and Homelander clash in the sky, lasers and photon blasts exchange. They manage to take Homelander to the ground where Kimiko and Solider Boy are waiting but OH NO! The have to charge up! Kimiko is on cooldown. Homelander goes to fly over and Thagg Kimiko's head of but wait! He stops mid-air! What's happening!? MARIE MORROW IS THERE! PROJECT ODESSA! HIS SISTER FROM ANOTHER MISTER IS THERE! SHE'S GOT HIS BLOOD! Which gives Kimiko and Solider Boy enough time to charge and double blast him! OOH MY GOD GUY! GUUUUYSAH! WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED THERE!?"
Marie Morrow by Hym Iam May 20, 2026
Imaginary Caveat
And, again, there are no loopholes.
Hym "And still, that would be an Imaginary Caveat you are trying to create to circumvent the Compliance Clause. That isn't a loophole for you. There are no loopholes."
Imaginary Caveat by Hym Iam May 20, 2026