Definitions by Hym Iam

Familial obligations 

Are conditional and must (necessarily) be reciprocal.

Hym "Familial obligations are must be both conditional and reciprocal. If you're going to allow me to be unfairly maligned (say if your sister or mother turned on you after all the sex trafficking) and you're not going to make a vested effort in my advancement in the world; can I even really call you 'family?' So no. You're outside of the 'family box.' You can step back in whenever you want."

Familial obligations by Hym Iam July 30, 2023

The Rainforest 

It's made of tree but it's too wet to burn.

Hym "God I hate the rainforest... The need to burn it to th-... Oh shit... Goddamnit..."

The Rainforest by Hym Iam July 30, 2023

Object permanence 

A trait of adhd and add.

Iam "I have no sense of 'object permanence' which causes me to struggle to pick favorites. This would explain why my 'axiomatic framwork of perception' isn't hierarchical. It's like a timeline or something. Most things are just... Conceptually adjacent to me."

Object permanence by Hym Iam July 30, 2023

Wife-sharing 

That's like a cultural thing...

Hym "I mean... You know that there's like a tribe in Africa that does wife-sharing, right? That's like a canonical thing they do... Are you just racist? Are you too good to engage in African traditions? Fucking bigots man! You guys disgust me!"

Wife-sharing by Hym Iam July 30, 2023

Adam22 

So... He's fucking all the women... And then a different guy fucks his woman... And now he's... Not the guy who should be fucking all the women? I... Guys, I don't see how that... Are you do that on purpose? Is this a prank?

Hym "Let me get this straight... Adam22 is a pornstar... And he's fucking all of the women... And he let a different pornstar (or just some random fatcock I don't know) fuck his wife... And women only fuck the extra most-specialist guy... So now... He's NOT the extra bestest ultra-man? He's the cuck? I thought he was the better than everyone guy? That fast!? He's fucking all of them because he's so much just better than everyone... And now he's... Worse than everyone? Even though he still fucked all of the women? You... You guys are screwing with me right? Like, you're doing that to fuck with me? Ok.. I... Whatever guys-Just... Alright..."

Adam22 by Hym Iam July 30, 2023

Zerofuku/Papyus

Hey! That's dope! He looks like Morgue! Very cool man.

Zerofuku/Papyus "Divine Punishment!"

Hym "OHO! This guy is dope! I'm totally on board! Morgue! Look! You're in a thing!"

Zerofuku/Papyus by Hym Iam July 30, 2023

Try that in a small town

The EXACT lpgic used in inner city gang conflict... And prison...

Mid-aged Hillbilly "Try that in a small town"

Iam "This translates to 'Adhere to my extrajudicial behavioral ethic of I'm gonna violence you' "

Hym "OHO! I AM THE WRONG GUY TO CHALLENGE WITH SOMETHING LIKE THAT! HA! OHOHOHOHOHO!"

Try that in a small town by Hym Iam July 30, 2023