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Definitions by Hym Iam

Proposition 

It isn't about the people
Hym "It's about the proposition. And how the fuck was I suppose to know what kind of response I would get? How is this NOT the exact opposite of what should have happened here? And people are using my fucking arguments. Why would mainstream public intellectuals USE ARGUMENTS THAT DON'T MAKE ANY SENSE YOU FUCKING GOMER! JESUS CHRIST! CAN SOMEBODY EXPLAIN TO HIM THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AND ARGUMENT AND AN ASSERTION!? You're just asserting that it isn't a problem and EVEN IF IT WAS A PROBLEM you wouldn't give a shit. Seriously, I was a 1400 WITHOUT being trained by the greatest chess players on the planet. Dumb. You want to bitch about what I'm doing but look at the fucking morons who are already popular!"
Proposition by Hym Iam August 5, 2023

Chewing with both sides of your mouth 

Wait what!? I can't you fucking idiot. There's a hole in my tooth!
Hym "You have got to be fucking shitting me, does NOT chewing with both sides of your mouth contribute to TMJ!? Well what in the fuck am I supposed to do about that now you son of a bitch!? God damnit. Oh and does my concern for the spontaneous increase in the severity of my symptoms insult you? Is it not worth your time? Fucking prick."

The world's muse

What do I consider myself?
Hym "Oh... I donno... The world's muse? Political commentator/satirist? An amalgam of the world's greatest minds? Comedian/Comedy Writer/Screenwriting prodigy? Delusional narcissistic asshole? Beyond that I'm just some fucking... guy... I donno." 🤷 ♂️
The world's muse by Hym Iam August 5, 2023
Ha! Tight! That's dope.
Hym "What is distyle? I don't even know what it is! But it's dope."
Distyle by Hym Iam August 5, 2023

Inconsistent 

I've already addressed this but I'll do it again I guess.
Hym "Anyone accusing me of being inconsistent has either never seen me on an off day or has never seen one of my gaming streams. I talk about liking being polite, I talk about crippling social anxiety around women I'm attracted to, I talk about being too nice to women. On the OTHERHAND, I also talk about being a narcissistic, lazy, asshole with a temper. I think I've said it before that I'm consistent in my duplicity. And, in the context of psychology, I am high in trait openness. Which means my personality is GOING TO BE inconsistent or fluid by temperament more so than someone who is lower in trait openness. So, yeah, I'm about as consistent as I can (reasonably) be... I'm also better than everyone and a genius.... So there's that..."
Inconsistent by Hym Iam August 5, 2023

Questionnaire 

Is one of the questions "Are you Hym?"
Hym "Because, is not, I doubt they would be able to help with the thing I actually care about. I doubt their questionnaire is designed for internationally-famous hyper-text writing geniuses. But hey, thanks for the offer."
Questionnaire by Hym Iam August 4, 2023

Annihilationism 

The idea that God doesn't send people to hell, rather, it just deletes you from existence.
Hym "No. (In the context of Annihilationism) I'm not doing any of that. Nope. Not serving the reality monster and it's too late for any of that 'deleting me from existence' bullshit."
Annihilationism by Hym Iam August 4, 2023