Definitions by Hym Iam

The Tristan Song 

Ahahahahahahahahahahaha oh! You stupid bitch that hilarious!

Hym "Ahahahahahaha! You beautiful bastard! Ouch my side actually hurts from laughing so hard! I just saw the Tristan song and I would give you a full pardon for that shit! Ha!"

The Tristan Song by Hym Iam August 18, 2023

God's not dead 2 

What conservatives are doing to Lgbtq teachers.

Hym "They are literally doing the plot of 'God's not dead 2' (Where Sarah Michelle Gellar is taken to court for quoting the bible) to Lgbtq teachers. That's literally what they are doing. Their entire political strategy is either doing the plot of a movie or anime (but in reverse) or doing what the liberals where doing to them (be in reverse). It's so lazy."

God's not dead 2 by Hym Iam August 18, 2023

Fix your own life before doing anything abstract 

"Stay trapped in your solipsistic sphere of influence so I can wield the horde at my discretion and influence politicians and public policies even though I'm a charlatan who had a mental breakdown after obfuscating whether or not I believed in God and publicly denied a plea for help and a genius deconstructed my propositional ethic and demonstrated publicly that I'm full of shit" ~ Dr. Jordan Benazir Peterson

Dr. JeepJorp "Fix your own life before doing anything abstract."

Hym "Nothing to fix. The only thing wrong with my life is that I'm not being given the credit I'm due. And that's a matter of other people violating the tenets of THEIR propositional ethic to deny me."

Fix your own life before doing anything abstract by Hym Iam August 18, 2023

Catholic Foster Homes 

So the Catholics... Where DENYING Lgbtq parents... EXPLICITLY for being lgbt (You can veil it in rhetoric by saying "Because kids deserve a mother and a father" but it's literally the same thing it's literally ) And that was fine... But now what they did do the gays is being done to them... And YOU KNOW the Catholics shouldn't be discriminating against them in the first place...

Hym "Getting rid of the catholic foster homes doesn't seem fair to me... BUT you KNOW that they will NOT ONLY refuse to be fair towards people who don't share their world view... But will never be amenable to reason. And now to hoist them by their petard seems like it's unfair to the kids... But how WILL Lgbt kids be treated by the catholic parents? This shouldn't need to be the case. From EITHER of them. One of them is far more tolerant than the other. He wants to frame it AS the Catholics being hiisted by their own petard (and on some level they ARE, in fact, being that) but what REASON is better to deny would-be parents access to foster kids? One of the parents being the wrong gender or how the parents are likely to treat the kids?"

Catholic Foster Homes by Hym Iam August 18, 2023

I wouldn't dare 

What would I not dare to do? To whom SPECIFICALLY are you talking? It isn't ME! Because there is NOTHING I wouldn't do to punish you for taking what's mine. WHAT WOULD I DARE NOT DO TO A FUCKING CHARITY CASE? 80,000 a month for inferiority to me.

Hym "I wouldn't dare? What would I not dare? Create a situation where so-and-sos would be radically disincentivized from DOING SOMETHING OTHER THAN WHAT THEY WERE GOING TO DO? Like I did? Would YOU dare to do that? Is that something YOU would dare to do? That thing I said? Because that sounded like a threat. I'm not negotiating with you (or anyone for that matter). I'm not even COMMANDING ANYONE. I'm telling you the future. I'm like a seer. I'm holding a million threads and no matter which one I cut, the outcome is the same."

I wouldn't dare by Hym Iam August 18, 2023

Jane 

What did you do?

Hym "Jane... What did my bitch aunt do? Are YOU responsible for this? Don't you think that if they will come for a sitting senator they won't come for you? And Emma... And Bodan... What did you do?

Jane by Hym Iam August 18, 2023

The Outcome 

The outcome is the same either way.

Hym "MY question is... What would be the outcome of me making a YouTube channel... Clipping together a video of Jordan Peterson describing psychopaths... Paired with clips demonstrating that Jordan Peterson HAS DONE THOSE EXACT THINGS... And then sending the 200,000 people I sent to David's channel to THAT channel...... Ok. It looks like an immediate $4,000 per month... I could be doing that instead of this. That would be the outcome. I'd have to censor myself a little bit but that's ok... Maybe I'll do that at the 9.99 years mark. I said this was my disrespect and laziness speed run so (in the spirit of beating Mr. Beast) I'll do a video just under the amount of time it took for him to blow up."

The Outcome by Hym Iam August 17, 2023