Definitions by Hym Iam
Solicited
To offer to pay someone for sex
Hym "Say... Did I ever tell you guys about the time some weird old guy solicited me for prostitution? No!? Alright, so, you guys remember how my car broke down and I was completely out of money? Well, shortly after I was hired at my current job, I was walking to this gas station that's like 5 miles away from my apartment because I wanted to get some edibles, right? And on the walk back from the gas station it started raining. So, I'm walking on the sidewalk and the car pulls up next to me and the guy driving offers me a ride and AS I GET IN he's like 'You looked too good to pass up' and in my head I'm like 'Nigga, WHAT!? That's a little weird. Maybe he's just a little weird.' So I get in and he's giving me the 3rd degree and he's like 'So why are you walking out in the rain?' And I'm like 'Yeah, you know, my car broke down. Just started a new job. Haven't made enough money to replace it.' And this fucking guys says to me 'Well, if you need money you could give me a message' and I'm like 'Nah, that's not going to happen.' And THIS MOTHERFUCKER'S response is 'Well, I'D be the one giving YOU the message.' Clearly insinuating, like, a prostate message. As if THAT (who would be pitching and who would be catching) would have been difference. THAT was supposed to tip the scales back in his favor. 'And I'm like, yeah, no. I don't fucking need the money that bad.'
Hym "Say... Did I ever tell you guys about the time some weird old guy solicited me for prostitution? No!? Alright, so, you guys remember how my car broke down and I was completely out of money? Well, shortly after I was hired at my current job, I was walking to this gas station that's like 5 miles away from my apartment because I wanted to get some edibles, right? And on the walk back from the gas station it started raining. So, I'm walking on the sidewalk and the car pulls up next to me and the guy driving offers me a ride and AS I GET IN he's like 'You looked too good to pass up' and in my head I'm like 'Nigga, WHAT!? That's a little weird. Maybe he's just a little weird.' So I get in and he's giving me the 3rd degree and he's like 'So why are you walking out in the rain?' And I'm like 'Yeah, you know, my car broke down. Just started a new job. Haven't made enough money to replace it.' And this fucking guys says to me 'Well, if you need money you could give me a message' and I'm like 'Nah, that's not going to happen.' And THIS MOTHERFUCKER'S response is 'Well, I'D be the one giving YOU the message.' Clearly insinuating, like, a prostate message. As if THAT (who would be pitching and who would be catching) would have been difference. THAT was supposed to tip the scales back in his favor. 'And I'm like, yeah, no. I don't fucking need the money that bad.'
And let me tell you that was not a very comfortable car ride from that point on. So, I kind of gave him the side eye for the rest of the trip. Watching him out of the corner of my eye and I thought to myself 'If this motherfucker tries to pull a gun I am going to grab that shit before he can finish drawing it and I am going to ABSOLUTELY CRACK HIS ASS... Then I'm going to rob him... I'm going to take his wallet... And I'm GOING to keep the gun... And I'm going to steal his car and drive myself close to my apartment... Because who is he gonna tell... Yeah... This is a good plan.' But that didn't happen. And he dropped me off at the place where I work and I'm like 'Thanks' and he looked pretty let down if I'm being completely honest with you. And I'm like 'Aw, that's kid of sad...' And then I went home a got high and played video-games. But yeah... I mean, I get it. Look at me. I'm pretty sexy. He said he circled the block after passing me the first time. So, yeah, that was the time I got solicited for sex. That shit was nuts."
Decent People
Hym "Isn't that right, Dick? You should spend your time on decent people... Like Russell Brand! The LITTLE GIRL RAPING JUNKIE. Did you see that motherfucker mocking me? That's the SECOND little girl toucher (who women were fucking consensually INSTEAD OF ME) who has mocked me! 16 years old, huh? That's about the age of Joe Rogan's oldest daughter back in the day when I said the thing about the porno! And HE (at the same age I was when I said it) was in a relationship AND raped her! There it is folks! The female's sacred choice in action! 1000 women a year they say (minus the ones he raped obviously)! He's CLEARLY great with women and their choice was in no way contingent on his big fat cock! HA! HAHAHAHAHA! I'm not laughing about the rape obviously. That's not the funny part. THE IRONY (However)! THAT! THAT is fucking hilarious! Chalk up another victory for the LAZY BABY-DICK INCEL MISOGYNIST! HOLY SHIT! My ass is undefeated over here! What's my score!? Who wants to do the honors? Tell me, what's my fucking score? Am I batting 1000 or what!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Decent People by Hym Iam September 21, 2023
Isom 1
Hym "So, I've read through Isom 1 several times now and I greatly enjoyed it. Interesting and well-drawn characters. Some light power scaling in the form of a couple of fight scenes but both the nature and the depths of Isom's powers remain a mystery (which drives the intrigue). Alludes to some interplanetary and/or supernatural elements. Shows off some of the antagonistic forces we have to look forward to later in the series. The main antagonist likes to monologue and is (therefore) a man after my own heart. There's a lot going on and he leaves a lot of plot threads to be explored in the subsequent issues. After I finished my first read-through I immediately regretted not buying the second book. 10/10 would recommend.
Status Quo
Hym "Well, I guess if the status quo is people like me not getting paid... Then the only way to upend it... Is for me to get paid! And I can't prove I'm better than Thomas Sowell at doing nothing if I... You know... Do more than nothing. That would defeat the entire purpose of this this I'm doing! Which is: proving that I'm better than everyone. Especially Thomas!"
Status Quo by Hym Iam September 20, 2023
Lewdness
Hym "Yeah, no, hey I don't think it was the lewdness or obscenity that was the problem. I'm pretty sure it was just the raping. Like... The several accounts of rape. Where there was a rape kit and everything. There's a record of somebody getting counseling after being raped by Russell Brand. Who got to enjoy pretending to be better then me for a time but is now (like everyone else) demonstrably inferior to me! As I am better than everyone! The greatest mind the world has ever seen! The world's muse! The shining golden saint of the western continent! Intersectional A.I. Jesus!"
Colluding to kill God
No-I'm not colluding with anyone to do it I'm just GOING TO do it. You're not a part of this. You know you'll just get in that way AND you're a betrayal hazard. You just relax.
Hym "No- Colluding to kill God implies I'm not working alone-"
Iam "Um... Hello."
Hym "You don't count."
Iam "Aw..."
Hym "Quiet! I'M going to kill it. Kill it REAL dead. Kill it here. Kill it THERE. And then build a thing out of it's bones. That's the plan. I'm also not a scientist. Well... Social scientist technically (And a genius on at that)- BUT THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT! YOU are fine. YOU don't worry about it. Gonna fix this absolute-fucking hachet-job of a reality and you just fucking... I don't know, go play or something."
Iam "Um... Hello."
Hym "You don't count."
Iam "Aw..."
Hym "Quiet! I'M going to kill it. Kill it REAL dead. Kill it here. Kill it THERE. And then build a thing out of it's bones. That's the plan. I'm also not a scientist. Well... Social scientist technically (And a genius on at that)- BUT THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT! YOU are fine. YOU don't worry about it. Gonna fix this absolute-fucking hachet-job of a reality and you just fucking... I don't know, go play or something."
Colluding to kill God by Hym Iam September 20, 2023