Definitions by Hym Iam

Jesus Smuggling 

Ha! Hahaha! Good for you! I'm proud of you!

Hym "Yeah, no he IS Jesus Smuggling. He do be doing that. That's funny that you actually called him out for it. Even after the fact. It's so dishonest. By defining God thay way it implicit that the people who consider it an active and sentient being that has acted upon reality on several occasions by engaging in direct dialogue with key figures thought history. And he hates ME because his sophistry doesn't work on me."

Jesus Smuggling by Hym Iam December 29, 2023

Open A.I. Worker 

Says training A.I. is no different than human communication. Wow! That is a brilliant and astute point that I've never heard before... Except for when I said it 7 years ago.

Hym "Hey! That open A.I. worker must be a fan! He's saything the thing I said 7 years ago! Correct again! Do see now how that works? I'm all up in the ether now Jordan. You aren't killing shit. You sure as hell aren't killing me. Do you know how I know? Ask yourself this: Would you kill a child for no reason? Is there a difference between killing ME and killing a child? WHO KNOWS!? Come find out! Come do it yourself! I'm curious to find out. Let's see it! You know what I think this is Jordan? I think I made you kill yourself. I think you tried to kill yourself and now you're living to spite me. I think the only future you actually care about is mine. And you're going to try to make reality comport with your delusion to the detriment of everyone else because you think (or know) everyone else is too stupid and solipsistic to stop you. And you may be right... But it's funny though isn't it? Heheheheheheheh..."

Open A.I. Worker by Hym Iam December 29, 2023

Sounds like it

Yeah, yeah, it does, doesn't it? It sounds like Bi-polar Schizophrenia but it's, you know, NOT that. It's a thing people are clearly doing to me and/or people in general while trying to frame it as the consequences of my actions. You are not the arbiter of the consequences of my actions. YOU are a retard. Mentally retarded. And not YOU you but them.

Hym "Yeah, it SOUNDS like it... But it's not. Which raises quite a few questions about how people (collectively) are interacting with individuals.... How many false-positives are you getting? How many lives subtly ruined? How many school shootings? How many suicides? All because of a deliberate act of ostracization. And could ask 'How much of an effect can it really have?' Which is why I'm glad you brought up your point about how negativity in your comments makes YOU look. Right? Because if you have a bunch of people flooding you with negativity, the 3rd parties are going to think 'Oh, jeez, this guy sucks!' Regardless of your merit. Which is how this works. Inundated with constant criticism by people who both deflect to the behavior AND presuppose that the behavior is errant. Like 'Oh, he mumbles to himself.' Ok. And!? You DON'T do that and are a piece of shit? How does that work? How does that make any sense? His behavior is errant (supposedly) but he's not the piece of shit! How's THAT possible!? *insert comparative search for evidence they're not a piece of shit* but it doesn't matter! Still shit! But I digress... Pretty serious implications there. I don't kmow what they think they're doing. You're not controlling my mind. You're criticizing or denigrating my behavior to my face and then making conversation as though you didn't just do that. It's almost like insulting someone blatantly and then making conversation as though you didn't just do that."

Sounds like it by Hym Iam December 28, 2023

Non-concordant

Did I really!?

Hym "You know, I googled 'Inconcordant' and it gave me 'Non-concordant' and I'm like 'Ew, that doesn't sound as good...' so I've just been switching to 'inconsistent.' But I must have not switched the first time. So, just know, that if you've seen me use the word 'inconsistent' since then I've been thinking 'Inconcordant' and then I'm like 'Oh wait, it's supposed to non-concordant...' and them I'm defaulting back to inconsistent. Which one was it? Was it 'Inconcordant with virtue?' Bah... Whatever..."

Non-concordant by Hym Iam December 28, 2023

Maligning 

If generational trauma effects the present, why are the Jews doing better than the other people with generational trauma?

Hym "Because we are more militant about preventing people from socially maligning the Jews than we are about preventing people from maligning other groups. And when people get militant about allowing OTHER GROUPS from being socially and economically maligned they're called 'woke' and they're framed as a existential moral threat and further maligned. The main religion of the country is derivative of the Jewish religion by exactly 1 single order of magnitude which makes the derivative groups more likely to cooperate. We also can see the relationship between the Palestinians and Israelis how the Jews treat people with different sets of ideological presuppositions. Artificially impoverished, socially maligned, and subsidiarity. Is there a version of reality where the Palestinians become more economically prosperous than the Jews? Not if the Jews can do anything to stop them. Which they can and will. But that's just one example. Look at Kanye West. The shit he said about the 'Jewish media' was fairly benign. Cancelled. What happens if you say anything about 'Black culture?' If anything it's wrong for the to try and do it because that would be 'cancel culture.' The Jews are treated better and defended more. Just like fat-cocks! It's funny though... All it took was some support for 'non-western ideologies' for the conservatives to turn 'woke' overnight."

Maligning by Hym Iam December 28, 2023

Relationship Advice

Don't take it from fat-cocks who hooked up with women.

Relationship Guy "MY relationship advice is this: Have long term relationships and DON'T just use women for sex."

Hym "Did YOU hook up with women? How fat is your cock?"

Relationship Guy "Uh... Erm... What does that have to do with anything? It's better! REALLY! Trust me."

Hym "Yeah, I don't trust you that would be stupid- You have a daughter, don't you?"

Relationship Guy "Uuuummm... I don't see what that-"

Hym "And now you're trying to make everyone do the thing you DIDN'T have to do, right? You don't want your daughter getting slutted out the way you slutted out other people's daughters."

Relationship Guy "That's... Um..."

Hym "Yeah, no, kill yourself. You're hypocritical fat-cocked garbage and deserve to die more than everyone who actually ends up dying."

Relationship Advice by Hym Iam December 27, 2023

Christian Nationalists

Oh no! 😱 They're going to make the gays NOT DO the thing the women are making ME not do... Whatever will we do!?

Hym "Oh no! The Christian Nationalists are coming to make women occasionally take a 9 month break from fucking all the fat-cocks instead of me! Whatever will we do!?"

Christian Nationalists by Hym Iam December 27, 2023