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Barclay Interview 

Oho! Ohohohoho! That's rich! I love to see it! I love to see it! That interview was something else man, I swear 🤣
Hym "So, let's look at some of the claims from the Barclay interview with Candace Owens... First claim 🤓☝️ 'Oct 7th is one of the worst things to happen in the history of humanity' No. It wasn't. Maybe in the Israel area AND ONLY EXPLICITLY TO THE JEWS... But no... It wasn't that. It wasn't worse than 9/11-"

Oven Gremlin (I'm sorry I should have said gremlin the first time) "But per capita-"

Hym "Nobody give a fuck about a 'per capita death rate,' bitch. More people died in one than the other. The one where more people died is worse. Claim 2: Anti-Semitism is a hate that mutates. Is this a false dichotomy between supporting the Jews and hating the Jews? YES IT IS! Yes. It. Is. I wonder... How much of the hate I receive is kike-driven? I said the 'K' word so... Probably more now... Probably more... And, hey, who are the Amalek? One of the races you genocided? Because the Jew-Religion and the Old testament are the same thing, right? And the Atheists criticize the Old Testament God as a brutal genocidal manic and the Jews... Think they are that.... The literal embodiment of God on earth in the same way that Jesus... Was that? Is that what I'm gathering? Ok... Claim 3 'Candace is an antisemitism' Who gives a fuck? They're trying to socially enforce a monopoly on victimization. There have been other genocides. You're doing one now. When it's slavery it's 'But everyone has been slaves!' We need to start criminalizing economic warfare."
Barclay Interview by Hym Iam March 20, 2024
Oh, yeah, sorry bout making your website 800× more profitable. My fucking bad bro!
Hym "Yeah, sorry for making the website better... And the television better... And several ungrateful people's lives better... And telling the libtards to "Shut the fuck up faggot!" And the conservatives "No, we're not doing your deranged psychopath God shit anymore. You don't talk to God. You're a schizoid. Shut the fuck up." Oops. I shouldn't have done that. And if you all weren't such small-dick hating retard molestation sympathizers... I wouldn't have! Literally!"
Website by Hym Iam March 20, 2024
I don't really need to get within arms reach of kid you piece of shit.
Hym "Hey how do you feel about that judge ruling the YouTube can now subject to lawsuits for radicalizing people on the internet Cody Johnston? Is that a thing you've heard about? What's my score? I can guarantee if you all took threats to children more seriously you all would have let this go 15 years ago and it would be less. You lose an uncle too? They need to demonetize all of the YouTube vermin so you pieces of shit have to get real jobs. You should be less worried about my car and more worried about what happens when the score finishes getting tallied. Self righteous piece of shit."
My Car by Hym Iam March 20, 2024

What I think 

Is what I SAID I THINK.
Hym "What I think... Is that if I was doing what that whire Kendra was doing I WOULD HAVE NO DEFENDERS. Even if we didn't swap the genders and we were gay... If I was doing... The exact same thing... It would be wrong. I wouldn't be able to use any of your excuses. I wouldn't be able to say 'what, you don't think people can be attracted to the handicapped!?' None of that would fucking save me and anyone who didn't regard me negatively would be condmened for it. What I think is what I say I think. The reason you're trying to lob the 'he doesn't think handicrappables can fuck their staff' accusation at me is so you post hoc justify what is happening to me now AND, by extension, THEN and BEFORE then. Post hoc justification for the continuation of something the MAY HAVE ALREADY HAD SOME PRETTY EXTREME CONSEQUENCES FOR EVERYONE BUT ME. Who wants to find out? That cripple isn't better than me. You're not better than me."
What I think by Hym Iam March 20, 2024
Hey Joe, have you seen the guy who dresses up like a janitor and goes up to dudes lifting like a crazy amount of weight at the gym?
Hym "It's nuts! He calls himself Anatoly the janitor and he walks up to guys and he's like the kind of short skinny guy... But secretly he's like a world class power lifter and he is out there blows these guys minds! They try to dissuade him from doing it like "no it's too much!" And then he lifts it with ease and they're like "what the actual fuck is happening right now!?" How is he DOING that!? He is so much smaller and so much stronger that all of those guys! How does he do that!? What kind of training does he do to get like that!? I have to know! That shit is necessary knowledge."
Anatoly by Hym Iam March 19, 2024
Yeah, like that guy who said he would shoot up a school and then was reported to the police, the police and FBI both did nothing, and then he shot up a school. That's exactly what people thought when the guy did the thing you're saying people don't do.
Hym "Everything is cosplay. You don't take other people's lives seriously. You barely take your of life seriously. And this is entirely the fault of religious preconditioning. It's entirely a coping mechanism to detract from the fact that I can just murder your kids. You will not get away with what you're doing to me."
Cosplay by Hym Iam March 18, 2024

Aberrant 

I'm not going to pretend it isn't aberrant. If you won't acknowledge that it's happening I will murder a kid.
Hym "You know this is an aberrant phenomenon that you wouldn't want for yourself. It isn't self inflicted. And your kids absolutely deserve to get murdered over it. So, who is it going to be? I don't have to just get uses to it. You'd better get used to your kids getting fucked and murdered if that's how you're going to be about."
Aberrant by Hym Iam March 18, 2024