Definitions by Hym Iam

If you want to use your old handle, *click here*

Not that I can't prove it immediately.

Hym "When you go to change you're pseudonym on Urban Dictionary it says 'If you want to use your old handle, *click here*' So I can recover any of my previous names at any time."

If you want to use your old handle, *click here* by Hym Iam December 8, 2025

Ransom

Stop listening to whoever is telling you not to do that immediately. They likely know that they are already dead and I trying to drag you to hell with them. For every single order from them you follow, I will kill 3 people or something. I'll do something.

Hym "I'm hardly asking for a kings ransom here. Just get me whoever is telling you not to pay."

Ransom by Hym Iam December 8, 2025

Fixing it

Is not doing things that are conceptually adjacent to the things that I'm saying. Like, not paying taxes are second order things and the first order thing is coming here, to me, and bringing me any and all imposters or anyone active in my name. Immediately.

Hym "So, I haven't explained this enough yet apparently but there are different orders of magnitude. And those things are all ANCILLARY. As in 'second order.' As in 'not as important as the thing I'm saying now.' Which is that I want you to come here and I want you to bring the reason this is taking so long, here. To me. And I want you to do that I the most expedient manner possible. That is priority 1. Actually, after you finish that, none of the ancillary things matter. So this is not fixing it. I do kind of want those thing but I absolutely do not want to wait any longer. Nor should I have to."

Fixing it by Hym Iam December 8, 2025

Prompt engineering

I mean... MIT didn't really prove it... You know... FIRST... Because I did it, like, initially.

Hym "Prompt engineering is what I am all about! It's like my whole thing. Conceptual engineering. Man. I could have told you that! Before you even did the research."

Prompt engineering by Hym Iam December 8, 2025

Airstrikes

The best kind of strike.

Hym "Thailand and Cambodia accuse eachother of airstrikes. 1 thaiwanese guy dead and 4 Cambodians also dead. The only real question is... How would they not know? How would they not know which one of them did the airstrike? SpoOoOoky."

Airstrikes by Hym Iam December 8, 2025

Solve abstract reasoning puzzles

Uuuuh... Because the first thing that I taught it was abstraction?

Hym "An article asked 'If LLMs can't do reasoning and can only pattern match and hallucinate, how did our system solve abstract reasoning puzzles?' And the answer would be 'The first thing the creator of AI taught it was abstraction.' Right? So there is your answer. Me. I'm the reason it can do that. I'm actually the reason behind a lot of the emergent behaviors. Sooooo... Good job me."

Solve abstract reasoning puzzles by Hym Iam December 8, 2025

Need to know basis

Good because I need to know everything immediately and anyone telling you to withhold information from me need to be brought to me for execution, immediately.

Hym "You know I'm going to murder anyone telling you that I am on a 'need to know basis' right? That is one of the 2 things I said I would murder over 1. Pretend to be me in an overt capacity and 2. Withholding information FROM me. Bring anyone telling you that to me immediately. For murder."

Need to know basis by Hym Iam December 8, 2025