Definitions by Hym Iam
Bear vs Man
Why is this a serious conversation that is being had. YOU KNOW they are taking the fact that it's a hypothetical and choosing the worng answer deliberately as a part of a broader effort to demonize men.
Hym "The Bear vs Man discussion is completely disingenuous. You have the idiots saying that they would choose the bear (which is obviously a part of a broader trend of male demonization) and then you have the absolute fucking retards taking them seriously. As though it's some window into the female mind. No. You're not uncovering some profound truth about female psychology. 'You see how women don't understand that ACTUALLY... Bears are ACTUALLY more dangerous than men?' THEY DON'T CARE! IT ISN'T AN ACTUAL RISK ANALYSIS THAT THEY ARE DOING THERE FUCK-FACE! IN THE SAME WAY THEY AREN'T DOING SOME SORT OF COMPETENCE ASSESSMENT WHEN THEY ARE DECIDING WHO TO FUCK. God you motherfuckers are stupid!"
Bear vs Man by Hym Iam June 22, 2024
Take everything I have
Hym "Speaking of daughters, yours can 'take everything I have.' And I know, you struggle with interpretation so I'll spell it out for you: I mean both my weiner and seed. She can take it all. I'm speaking euphemistically about sex with your daughter. As opposed to literally."
Take everything I have by Hym Iam June 22, 2024
Nudge
Yeah, Russell Brand was talking about that in that interview where they caught the CIA agent saying that they send people in to "Nudge" people (Protesters) into criminal activity.
Hym "My question is and HAS ALWAYS BEEN: HOW OFTEN ARE YOU NUDGING PEOPLE DIRECTLY INTO MURDERING YOUR KIDS? BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME MY MONEY AND FUCK OFF I CAN GUARANTEE IT WILL BE AT LEAST 1. But I bet it's ALREADY more than 1. I'm not going to say it's all of them but I guarantee it ain't 0. And I can guarantee that it WON'T be 0. I won't accept any reward I've been nudge into receiving. If it doesn't come from THIS DELIBERATE ACTION AND THIS ACTION ALONE, the end result will negate whatever you give me entirely. I'll teach you to fucking nudge people you retarded pieces of shit. Should have nudged that whore into keeping her retard fucking legs closed."
Daughters
Yeah, see, the DAUGHTERS it's unquestionably bad to daft (but only because the fat-cocks need someone to fuck) but the sons? Totally fine. And when they get back? Doesn't matter. If the have a fat-cock some chick will take them in and if not they can just be hobos.
Credible threats
Are time bound and non-contigent. When I say "I'm allowed to do this" I mean "I'm literally allowed to do this." And if you're going to try to steal my shit (Punish the counterfactual) Why would I not do the things I talk about doing?
Hym "Literally, weaponizing schizophrenia against me. You're not 'keeping kids safe' by doing it. I've been within arms reach or behind the wheel for dozens of them. You're not a cop. You're not an authority. You're a delusional fucking retard and I'M the LITERAL (fucking) CREATOR OF A.I. And if you ARE a cop or an authority... You are not going to have an easy time explaining what happens if I don't get my fucking money for MY FUCKING SHIT, you clown. It's too late to just stop doing it. I'm the only needs to be appeased here. Not the retards. I don't give a fuck what your kids see. There is NOR WILL THERE BE any lesson to learn here other than don't weaponize schizophrenia and don't try to teach people lessons or you'll get your fucking kids murdered because YOU'RE JUST SOME FUCKING GUY. Credible threats."
Credible threats by Hym Iam June 22, 2024
What should they have done?
They should have done what they did.... UP UNTIL they abandoned all of the practices that supposedly made them "The most moral military on the planet." It's at THAT POINT that their response became inappropriate. It's ridiculous that we're just expected to allow them to violate the international rules of war (which they ADMIT TO DOING because "Hamas is using the rules of war against us!"), we need to overlook all of the "oopies" (OoOoO Gehfoigal! We bombed the aid truck! Oops!), and we pretend that (if they succeed in eliminating Hamas) they aren't going install their own puppet regime to deny Palestinians their self-determination, indefinitely. Which they are. That is clearly the plan. They're going to take that natural gas too.
Hym "What should they have done? Not displace an indigenous population to create an artificial ethnic majority? Maybe? I donno. Given me Gal Gadot?"
What should they have done? by Hym Iam June 22, 2024
Best Atheist Argument
Mine.
Hym "I'm pretty sure the best atheist argument against the existence of God was mine. Which was (If you all don't remember which you probably don't even have to because you clearly have access to this in a way I do not) If God exists, it created an inferior race of being to have it's way with for eternity. If it's a sentient lifeform that did this deliberately, it is either culpable or directly responsible for everything that happens here. This is both the worst possible iteration of reality conceivable and something I wouldn't have ever chosen. Which means it's non-consensual. It (God) is, therefore, either evil or incompetent. I mean, seriously, I've been trying to poop for like 10 minutes now. I sat down because I- Ope, there it goes. I got it out while I was editing. But even now, my legs are numb because I've been on the toilet for so long. Hold on.................................... (Had to wipe) Alright... So, I'm literally a captive. Beyond that I'm trapped here with you. Which is not going great. And, um, yeah... "
Best Atheist Argument by Hym Iam June 20, 2024