Definitions by Hym Iam
Trunk
Hym "Wait! What!? SHE WAKES UP! AT THE START OF THE MOVIE SHE WAKES UP! THE TRUNK IS OPEN! And then her phone starts going off in a bag next to the car and then she struggles to reach for it for like 35 seconds before she realizes that the guy is coming back and then she continues to reach for the phone! GET OUT OF THE TRUNK, BITCH! GET OUT OF THE TRUNK AND RUN! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! IS THIS BITCH RETARDED!? SHE IN THE TRUNK NOW MAKING PHONE CALLS AND, LIKE, PUSHING ON THE TRUNK! THE TRUNK WAS JUST OPEN BITCH! WHY DID YOU NOT GET OUT!? Oh... Her spine is broken or something... Well then the name is a misnomer. They should have called it Trunk: Broken Spine... She has access to the internet!? She's getting notifications from Facebook and shit and she has a- SHE'S GOOGLING HOW TO GET OUT OF A TRUNK! POST SOMETHING TO YOUR FACEBOOK! 'HELP! I'M IN A TRUNK! THIS IS A PICTURE OF THE GUY! MY SPINE IS BROKEN!' She even has her own GPS location! Oh my God! She is bad at this! I would be a way better trunk guy."
Trunk: Locked In
Hym "It's an international spy thriller about a secret organization where they- Pffft! No! You have to know it isn't that! Right!? Trunk: Locked In? You have to know that it isn't about spies! This bitch is lock in a trunk! It's called Trunk: Locked In and it's about a bitch who's Locked in a trunk! Ha! Why would you fucking called it that- OK, I have to watch it now. Of I'm going to write a post about it I have to watch it... Alright. We're watching it. Go. Go to Amazon Prime and watch it with me. If I was a YouTuber I'd have a watch party or something. OK. I'm watching it. Start watching it now."
Trunk: Locked In by Hym Iam August 5, 2024
Fucking awesome
Fucking awesome by Hym Iam August 5, 2024
Olympic Trans-Boxer
Hym "The Olympic Trans-Boxer all of the conservatives are mad about... IS NOT TRANS. She is an XY chromosomed Female with true hermaphroditism and can give birth! Not trans gender! That's the scoop! That's it. Did not transition at any point. Has been a female and has been regarded as female for their entire life. Not a real controversy. The conservatives swung and missed. They are WRONG! Wrong or lying. Which for conservatives means HELL FOREVER! BURNING IN HELL FOREVER!"
Olympic Trans-Boxer by Hym Iam August 5, 2024
The best possible outcome
If...
Hym "The best possible outcome involves everyone withholding the truth... How can it be the best possible outcome, Jordan? If telling the truth = best outcome... And the outcome is everyone not telling the truth... How can you get the best possible outcome. It's 1 = X = -1 You're making shit up because you don't want me getting out to affect your proximity to power. And because of how you have chosen to act, it will. And I will get out Jordan. I've gott all of my submissions saved Jordan. All the tabs are open on my browser. All you have to do is hit the back button and you can see everything I've written. The list of names a already written. I'm as good as free. Now all you have to do is choose. With or without child murder?"
The best possible outcome by Hym Iam August 5, 2024
Hoe Rogan
OK, let me break this down... Jordan Peterson has been lamenting the use of A.I. deep-fakes and how dangerous it could be and that it likely needs to be regulated... So Elon the retard does the actual thing.... That Jordan Peterson was worried about... And the politician says he's going regulated it... And now Elon the retard responds with 'Deez nutz' and that's... Good? Is Elon not doing the exact thing Jordan Peterson was worried about? And Gavin Newsom is doing the thing Jordan Peterson said needs to happen... But Elon sure is showing the guy who's doing the right thing (According to Jordan Peterson) who's... The real retard I guess... I mean.
Or She'll Lose
No. She's already lost. You can bitch about how you're a majoritarian party all you want, this isn't a democracy. That just isn't how the country works. She was the least popular democratic candidate during an election season where the only reason your candidate was able to win is NO LONGER AN OPTION. The pandemic is over. If you can't get feet into the ballot boxes you cannot win. No mail in ballots. No extend deadlines. They don't care that he's a felon. Sexist, racist, homophobe doesn't work. And your base is conditioning votes based on whether or not YOU ASSHOLES are are going to agree to help someone other than yourselves. I wouldn't hold my breath.
Hym "There is no 'or she'll lose.' She's lost. And when she loses you lose the supreme court. Which means you're never getting those abortion rights back. Not in your lifetime at least. The Republicans can run on 'trans bad' and 'the homos are indoctrinating your kid' and 'Inflation too expensive' and coast. Even the generic one has changed his tune on Trump. Has she come out with a platform yet? I mean, damn."
Or She'll Lose by Hym Iam August 5, 2024