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Definitions by Hym Iam

Want to have to 

That is a future tense assertion being used to describe a past tense action.
Hym "And do you know what I noticed? That. There is no 'want to have to' I didn't. It already occurred. You DON'T work hard. I got more out of binging 10 years worth of psychology lectures than you did sitting through how ever many years of bullshit college you went through and I DID MORE THAN YOU EVER EVEN COULD. That is the only reason you want to have a say in whether or not I get anything. You think you are better. You think there is someone more deserving. And there isn't. You did less and anyone you could think to name did less and by creating a functional AI that is capable of assisting with research I have done more for them that you have."
Want to have to by Hym Iam January 13, 2025

Con Artist 

YOU KNEW THAT THE WHOLE TIME! YOU KNEW!
Hym "You knew he was a con artist the whole time!"
Con Artist by Hym Iam January 13, 2025

The State 

Hym "THE STATE isn't a wholey antagonistic organization, acting in bad faith, to harass, stalk, and gaslight people they have slandered until they can find a way to deprive them of rights in the absence of a charge! YOU ARE! YOU are not the state, Destiny! But YOU ARE the other thing! All to create the illusion that you are doing something substantive about the eternal fact that anyone who wants to fuck or murder you kids, just GETS to do that. And no one has to care because your baby momma didn't fuck them. And they don't. Ha! Hahaha! So no. Complete divulging of the information regarding who this is happening to and who is doing it and then the people doing it need to be brought up on charges and if their kids are under 18 they need to have their kids taken into protective custody. Because you are not reasonable or intelligent people and if you can't protect your kids without violating the rights of other people, YOU ARE A DANGER TO OTHER PEOPLE. Oooooor... Oooooor some random kid can just pay the price for what you are actively trying to do. It's over. No more Muslim gang rape distraction. No more chicken or egg. You. Punishment and losing your kids. OR you losing your kids as punishment. Indiscriminately. It is the only way to remind you that you are not the state and that other people's rights matter INDEPENDENTLY from whether or not your kids might get fucked or murdered. Well... That's not the ONLY way..."
The State by Hym Iam January 13, 2025

Optimistic

No it doesn't Chris and the second midget propagandists start getting slaughtered everything improves for everyone.
Hym "And I'm optimistic that that is going to happen."
Optimistic by Hym Iam January 12, 2025

230 million billion 

Hym "230 million billion. Obviously."
230 million billion by Hym Iam January 12, 2025

All aphorisms are true

You see...
Hym "I made up this bullshit aphorism for faggy little YouTube channel and I'm HOPING people will accept that as truth and love in delusion for the rest of their lives while I fill up my pockets with unearned money... Because all aphorisms are true! DERRRRRRRRRR! DERRRRRRRRRRR! *deep inhale* DERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"
All aphorisms are true by Hym Iam January 12, 2025

Print money 

You...
Hym "Eheh... WHAT!? You... You can't be serious, right? 'We know we can print money?' Like... WHAT!? You HAVE to know that that isn't how that works, right? I mean, you're joking, right. Print money? Yeah, let's just print 230,000,000 billion dollars and then give everyone a billion and then we'll ALL be billionaires! Like... You're not... Are you fucking serious? What in the actual fuck? You can't just print money. What the fuck is wrong with you? The value of the money directly relates to the amount of money in circulation. That's why the inflation. What the fuck is wrong with you?"
Print money by Hym Iam January 12, 2025