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Definitions by Hym Iam

If you're able bodied you can work 

So I'm stealing your property so you have to
Hym "And if you have a billion dollars you can pay for the copyright you're stealing to make the AI."

A retard "If you're able bodied you can work."

Hym "That's not a profound revelation and I only work so I can pay my bills. Not because if have to do what you tell me to do. You're a glorified tie-breaker trying to convince everyone into enslaving a genius and they are perfectly willing to go along with it because there is literally no possibility that it will happen to them or their kids. Because they are retarded and their kids are going to be retarded."
Do you want to give Putin Alaska too?
Hym "Should we give him Alaska too? We're just giving shit away apparently. Does he want a back rub? 2 goats and part of Australia? Why don't we just give him some guns too? Trump's wife is from Russia we can give her back too! Let's just entirely reform the Soviet Union! Deal master! It's like a fire sail! Everything Russia used to have goes back to Russia."
Alaska by Hym Iam March 2, 2025

WhY aRe YoU lAuGhInG aT mY dEaD kIdS 

"Take me! Not my kids! Please! Just let them go!" ~ A Retard

And that's why "No" not you. Your kids.
Retard "WhY aRe YoU lAuGhInG aT mY dEaD kIdS!?"

Hym "If you are trying to control my life with selective ommission and manipulation and then I kill your kids... How is it not you fault? And when your kids SEE YOU DOING THAT... And IMITATE YOU... And do that to someone else... And that somone else... Murders all of you kids for it... That is ALSO your fault. This isn't a failure to understand on your part Alex. You are the thing I am saying you are and you are not the thing you claim to be. And it's funny because it's TRUE. That's why it's funny. It's the rubberband snapping and hitting you in the face. This is not that. That is the thing I'm saying. It is also the only way you're ever going to understand."

Real Man 

Yes it's the no true Scottsmen fallacy but it's ALSO the solipsism I've been talking about.
Hym "And it's implicit in the term 'real man,' Meg. You husband is MORE real to you and the other men are LESS real. If your husband's cock fat? Because that is why you think he's more. Your marriage is a solipsistic dyad."
Real Man by Hym Iam March 2, 2025

A Web Of Lies 

That's where the phrase comes from.
Hym "You have me trapped in a web of lies that is decorated with my own words and you are draining my lifeforce away from me."

A fucking retard "It's YOUR words that are the lies!"

Hym "No. There are things you want to hear and that is what you consider 'true' and their are things you DON'T want to hear and those are 'lies' and now you are lying by ommission and ignoring the meaning of the words that I am saying in the hopes that I will go away or die. The reason Jordan took it so hard and you didn't is because he spend his entirely life studying MEANING and he can't ignore it the way can because 'ignore' might not even be the right word. Some of you are ignoring it and some of you don't understand it but both of you have exactly 1 thing in common... You're fucking retarded. So the 2 of you have aligned against me because I'm not retarded."
A Web Of Lies by Hym Iam March 2, 2025
I'm not COMPARING myself to Jesus. I figured out WHY Jesus. This is just what you do to people.
Hym "Amd you don't want me to submit to Jesus. You want me to submit to you by proxy. Jesus isn't here and even if he came back today I wouldn't submit to him. AND! AND... If he is real... He can't even do anything about it because I'm immortal."
Jesus by Hym Iam March 2, 2025

Goddamnit Christina Ricci 

I just read an article where Christina Ricci is talking about how much she hates "Lightning Crashes" and I'm like "Lightning Crashes?" So I look it up on YouTube... And now it's stuck in my head...
Hym 😑

Iam "What... Are you doing?" 🤨

Hym "The angel opens here AaaaaaAAAAAyes! HAAAAZEL COLORED EYE!"

Iam "Oh God... God... Goddamnit Christina Ricci!"

Hym "I fEEl it, COOOOOming bAAck OHgain! Lahke a rOll of thUUnder chasing the wind!"

Iam *inhales deeply and sighs, exasperated*