Hyena King's definitions

Valentines Day

The only only easy way to get sex.

Not on Christmas, not on Halloween.
Hoes cost too much to pay.

Valentines day is the only day when I get to play.

by Hyena King February 14, 2010

Hyena

An animal. Like a wild....dog.
It acts like it could be smokin' some of that weed!

Hyena: Heeheeheehee!
Elephant (To coyote): I don't know what he's smokin', but I want some of it!
Coyote:I can hook you up.

by Hyena King December 23, 2009

Valentikes Day

Valentines Day for toddlers.

Twas Valentikes Day and the little boy gave the little girl next door a half-dead flower.
"Thank oo" said the little girl.

by Hyena King February 14, 2010

George Bush

A Dumbass.

George Bush: Nicaragua? Yes I've been there. It's a nice continent.

by Hyena King December 23, 2009

Pendejo

The spanish word for George Bush.

"I guess it's OK to call the secretary of education here, buddy. That means friend." --George W. Bush, Philadelphia, Jan. 8, 2009

"Pendejo."--Juan Rivas ,Texas, sometime in January

by Hyena King December 23, 2009

22

The number after 21 and the number before 23.

What comes after 21?
22.
What comes before 23?
22.
What comes after 23?

by Hyena King December 23, 2009

Jonas

A name used for the hugely popular boy band that obsessed teenage girls drool over.
Also A name that every sexy latino has.

Girl 1: OMG! The Jo Bros are so dreamy! I'm drooling!
Girl 2: They aren't so hot.
Jonas: Hey what's up?
Girl 2:Ohhhhh....He's so dreamy!
Both girls: Ohhhh....
Jonas:Look! I'm swimming!

by Hyena King December 14, 2009