Definitions by Hyena King

Valentikes Day 

Valentines Day for toddlers.

Twas Valentikes Day and the little boy gave the little girl next door a half-dead flower.
"Thank oo" said the little girl.

Valentikes Day by Hyena King February 14, 2010

Valentines Day 

The only only easy way to get sex.

Not on Christmas, not on Halloween.
Hoes cost too much to pay.

Valentines day is the only day when I get to play.

Valentines Day by Hyena King February 14, 2010

22 

The number after 21 and the number before 23.

What comes after 21?
22.
What comes before 23?
22.
What comes after 23?

22 by Hyena King December 23, 2009

Hyena 

An animal. Like a wild....dog.
It acts like it could be smokin' some of that weed!

Hyena: Heeheeheehee!
Elephant (To coyote): I don't know what he's smokin', but I want some of it!
Coyote:I can hook you up.

Hyena by Hyena King December 23, 2009

George Bush 

A Dumbass.

George Bush: Nicaragua? Yes I've been there. It's a nice continent.

George Bush by Hyena King December 23, 2009

Pendejo 

The spanish word for George Bush.

"I guess it's OK to call the secretary of education here, buddy. That means friend." --George W. Bush, Philadelphia, Jan. 8, 2009

"Pendejo."--Juan Rivas ,Texas, sometime in January

Pendejo by Hyena King December 23, 2009

Bushisms

Something said by George Bush thats so dumb that it's funny!

"I remember meeting a mother of a child who was abducted by the North Koreans right here in the Oval Office." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., June 26, 2008

"Amigo! Amigo!" --George W. Bush, calling out to Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi in Spanish at the G-8 Summit, Rusutsu, Japan, July 10, 2008

What are your favorite Bushisms?

Bushisms by Hyena King December 23, 2009