classicly jazzical

An extremly tight pussy that is hard to hit up because once u get it in u cant get it out.

Dawg that pussy i hit up last night was classicly jazzical

by Hunter May 08, 2005

Pumpkin Scoop

When a girl is bent over and vigorously finger banged from behind in a scooping manner.

Damn did you see that girl squirt when I was pumpkin scooping her?

I hear Lindsey loves getting pumpkin scooped. She's badass.

by hunter December 23, 2016

cyanide

Greatest band of all time consisting of me, small paul (taller than tall paul), tall paul, john and gary!!!!

seek and destroy!!!!

by Hunter April 12, 2005

white-eared elephant

Drunken male party trick, in which the player imitates an elephant by pulling out his two trouser pockets - the ears - and exposes his penis - the trunk.

In between the vodkas and the vomiting, Charlie was sure the waitress would enjoy seeing his white-eared elephant.

by hunter June 15, 2006

Neep

A person who has a small penis and enjoys the act of frantic masturbation.

My mate's a right Neep, he won't stop playing with his tiny cock!

by Hunter April 24, 2005

scannelled

a confrontation with a scannel or scannel like person, usualy resulting in the person accused being excom'd (AKA excomunicated)

usualy the person who is accused has actualy done nothing at all, but is just picked out randomly.

(5 minutes left in class, watching the end to a booring movie)
scannel: hunter go sit over there, thats your new home.
(hunter has no clue whats going on)
steve: OOOOO you just got scanneled!!!!

by hunter February 09, 2005

Kohnert

male homosapien; tends to get drunk often and humiliate himself attempting to rap, coming on to other guys, etc.

Last night on the way home from the bar, Ernst pulled a Kohnert and tried to kiss me.

by HUNTER September 10, 2003