Hunter's definitions

blue balls

when you dont finish the job while conducting sexual activities which causes extreme pain in the balls

dry hump;halfway hand/blow job

by Hunter January 12, 2004

Mattamuffen

A person that feels that sex feels better without a condom and ends up haveing a kid, and also has a small penis.

I don't need a condom i'll just be a Mattamuffen.

by Hunter May 17, 2004

Kohnert

male homosapien; tends to get drunk often and humiliate himself attempting to rap, coming on to other guys, etc.

Last night on the way home from the bar, Ernst pulled a Kohnert and tried to kiss me.

by HUNTER September 10, 2003

dodeis

the hair between your nuts and your ass

You are a filthy dodeis licking whore.

by hunter May 1, 2003

classicly jazzical

something that is tight or fun.

Dat pussy was classicly jazzical.

by Hunter May 7, 2005

Tardasawrus

A person who is such a complete retard, that the words "retard" and "tard" just aren't enough to express the level of their retardedness.

That guy is a complete Tardasawrus!

by Hunter September 1, 2005

white-eared elephant

Drunken male party trick, in which the player imitates an elephant by pulling out his two trouser pockets - the ears - and exposes his penis - the trunk.

In between the vodkas and the vomiting, Charlie was sure the waitress would enjoy seeing his white-eared elephant.

by hunter September 1, 2008