When during a threesome you insert your cock in each vagina/anus the same amount of times and for the same amount of time.
Sebaastian: Last night Medzhnun uniformly dickstributed his cock during a Turkish threesome.
Dimitri: I prefer Normal Dickstribution over Uniform Dickstribution because like it I look like a real bell end.
Dimitri: I prefer Normal Dickstribution over Uniform Dickstribution because like it I look like a real bell end.
by Hulk19 July 29, 2019
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A fart which starts to smell a few seconds before it is heard. A speed of light fart behaves much like thunder and lightning. A person capable of a speed of light fart can quickly exit a room before it is heard and thus leave the blame to another person.
A fart which starts to smell a few seconds before it is heard. A speed of light fart behaves much like thunder and lightning. A person capable of a speed of light fart can quickly exit a room before it is heard and thus leave the blame to another person.
The other day I was in the elevator with another person when I started to smell something terrible. A moment later and that person left and just after the door closed I heard a loud fart noise which I did not make. I then realized that the other person had speed of light farted.
by Hulk19 August 07, 2017
Get the Speed of Light Fart mug.Sven: Hey Hans, what are you doing this weekend?
Hans: Meeting up with one of my Kinder matches at the playground
Hans: Meeting up with one of my Kinder matches at the playground
by Hulk19 February 02, 2018
Get the Kinder mug.1.) Becoming incredibly drunk after just a few drinks and having either your friends, colleagues, or boss take your drink away
2.) Completing the following set of events (not necessarily in order):
a. Drinking entirely too much (especially at an event such as a wedding)
b. Almost falling down or into or out of something (such as falling into a sea while standing on a dock)
c. Passing out
d. Getting sick on someone (especially after they woke you up)
e. Getting sick on oneself
f. Requiring others to carry you to your home or hotel
g. Requiring others hold your head up as you vomit
h. Telling the people who have helped you that you love them
i. Waking up with less clothes on than you had when you passed out
Note: Once one has pulled a Sally then that person will be known as Sally until said person imbibes with someone to the point where the other person pulls a bigger Sally than one’s own Sally.
2.) Completing the following set of events (not necessarily in order):
a. Drinking entirely too much (especially at an event such as a wedding)
b. Almost falling down or into or out of something (such as falling into a sea while standing on a dock)
c. Passing out
d. Getting sick on someone (especially after they woke you up)
e. Getting sick on oneself
f. Requiring others to carry you to your home or hotel
g. Requiring others hold your head up as you vomit
h. Telling the people who have helped you that you love them
i. Waking up with less clothes on than you had when you passed out
Note: Once one has pulled a Sally then that person will be known as Sally until said person imbibes with someone to the point where the other person pulls a bigger Sally than one’s own Sally.
Dimitri: Sebastiaan really pulled a Sally at Muammer's wedding. He even got sick one me.
Zaher: Yeah, but at least he loves us. We all knew somone would be pulling a Sally.
Zaher: Yeah, but at least he loves us. We all knew somone would be pulling a Sally.
by Hulk19 July 12, 2015
Get the Pulling a Sally mug.Ben came home early from the office one night only to witness his husband engaging in cockoldry with his neighbor Dale.
by Hulk19 October 19, 2020
Get the Cockoldry mug.Hatrick Sprayze is the act of vomiting thrice in one evening of drinking. If one has completed such an act then that person is also known as Hatrick Sprayze.
Sebastiaan: Did you hear that Medzhnun vomited three times on Friday after drinking at the Christmas markets?
Blaise: Yeah he's a real Hatrick Sprayze. After the markets we went to a couple bars. He puked once at the first bar, once at the second, and a third time on the walk home.
Blaise: Yeah he's a real Hatrick Sprayze. After the markets we went to a couple bars. He puked once at the first bar, once at the second, and a third time on the walk home.
by Hulk19 December 17, 2018
Get the Hatrick Sprayze mug.A sucksessful person is one that has intentionally done something poorly and has been rewarded for it.
Dimitri's career in pricing was deemed sucksessful in the regards that over the course of three years none of the deals he priced were signed.
by Hulk19 July 29, 2019
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