Hugh Jass's definitions

chuff

to pass wind(fart)

sorry vicar you'd better open a window i've chuffed

by hugh jass July 19, 2006

tofu ass

the state of having really bad gas from a vegetarian or vegan diet.

Damn, man! You don't want to carpool with me this week- my girlfriend made me go veggie and I've got tofu ass.

by Hugh Jass February 7, 2003

deface

1) (n) Not de ass

He hit me in de face, mon

by Hugh Jass July 11, 2003

veggie

a vegetarian person.

Dammit, man- I was going to have a barbeque but all my friends went veggie.

by Hugh Jass February 7, 2003

ball gag

a bondage item that consists of a ball on a rope that is shoved into the victim's mouth and tied tight. Supposedly it's more effective at muffling yells.

In your mom's closet I found three lengths of rope, some handcuffs, and a ball gag, with bitemarks in it.

by Hugh Jass February 7, 2003

swampin'

to have sweaty, stanky balls. See swamp ass.

Damn, Nancy was all set to go down on me in at the gym but I couldn't let her because I was swampin'.

by Hugh Jass February 7, 2003

psogtic

To be completely convinced that you are the sole reason the universe exists.

That teacher sure is psogtic. I hate him!!!

by hugh jass September 29, 2004