Hugh G. Rection 's definitions

saunch

The Saunch is the removed 4-skin of the males penis.

Derreck Krause ate his own saunch, after he was pumped full of steroids.

by Hugh G. Rection May 13, 2005

dumpcake

the one person in a group that always gets picked on by the others in a joking mannar

-"you guys are real assholes to brian"

-"no, its fine, hes just a dumpcake"

by Hugh G. Rection November 28, 2004

Gatling Gun

To let go several farts in a continuous stream. Its not like whe u let go a long deep fart, but rather its like a sucession of smaller farts.

Ahh I just let go a Gatling Gun

by Hugh G. Rection December 28, 2005

Arwen

Aragorn's elven chick.
Some LOTR so-called fans argue endlessly over Peter Jackson's decision to make her more relevant in his masterpiece films, but its just because:
a) They are morons and they can't tell their assholes from a hole in the ground.
b) They are gay and they'd rather see more of Eomer without his mail shirt.

Jay: Hey dude, ive made a copy of the full extended version of LOTR and edited out the parts where that fucking Arwen chick appears!
Silent Bob: No shit asshole? When do YOU start filming the Silmarillion?

by Hugh G. Rection March 4, 2005

Captain Ballsack

substitute for "captain obvious" as that is very gay; a moron

thank you, captain ballsack

by Hugh G. Rection November 2, 2003

penis

what guys use to get satisfaction.

"Mike, i was with my g/f lastnight and she sucked me off so good!"
"Thats great,rob, remember i was there though?"
"AHH! what he hell where you doing there?"
"I was with your g/f too"

by Hugh G. Rection August 22, 2003

cashmonkey

Synonym for a money pit as it applies to a person or people

"Yvonne" (not her real name) is 37 years old, she lives with her parents, has no job, and is fully supported by her parents. Yvonne is a cashmonkey.

by Hugh G. Rection February 3, 2004