Hugh G Rection's definitions

kilt

Ancient garment from the Scottish highlands.
Some tradition-minded blokes favor this skirt-like garment, because:
a) They can show off their clan's or regiment's tartan.
b) They can conveniently ventilate their dorks.

Fiona: What do Scotsmen wear under their kilts?
Angus: Loch Ness Monster, me lassie!

by Hugh G Rection March 17, 2005

burger

A jumbo-sized turd.
As oppossed to fries, which are tiny skinny turdies.

Ahhhh... I just plopped a quarter-pounder burger with some fries... must be last night's pizza...

by Hugh G Rection September 18, 2003

Hairsuite

A mammoth amount of long, black, shinning pubic hair protruding from one's vagina.

John McDonagh's sister has her orginal hairsuite from 1980.

by Hugh G Rection May 12, 2003

leone

Original Suba Rocket.

ME:My Leone layed a 10.4 down the quarter!
DUDE:Thats hardcore pimp!

by Hugh G Rection October 19, 2003

Netsex

Short fiction genre. The only form of literature written with one hand while jerking off like a crazed monkey with the other.
Note: Netsex is the leet term. Cybersex is used mainly by AOLers

Jeez, I had this awesome, screen-splashing, keyboard-mucking undies-hanging-from-the-chandelier netsex last night!

by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003

Patroclus

Achilles' boyfriend
It shouldn't be surmised from the above phrase that Achilles was gay, because he was also banging Brisseis.
In any case he was bi.

Ajax: Achilles, Hector wasted your boyfriend Patroclus, who was wearing your armor and a red garter belt. Now Hector has both your armor and the garter belt.
Achilles: What?? I told him countless times that only black garter belts are worn with armor!
Im gonna beat the shit outta that Hector dude as soon as I finish banging Brisseis.

by Hugh G Rection May 1, 2006

twiddle

To stimulate a woman´s clit by rubbing lightly on and around her love button zone. Not to be confused with tweaking, which implies more focused rub-a-dub. Typically you start twiddling and end up tweaking.
See also: no stinky pinky

I was just twiddling her a bit, but she came all the same

by Hugh G Rection October 7, 2003