Huge hammer69's definitions

Poo dandruff

When you don't wipe properly after dropping stool and the remnants crust over like a scab and flakes of dried poo end up in your underwear.

I went to do my husband's laundry, and when I pick up his underwear, some poo dandruff got on my hand. Thank God I noticed or I could have ended up with pink eye.

by Huge hammer69 June 13, 2025

Logging

The act of cutting your log in half with a heavy stream of urine after taking a poo and before wiping.

Man#1: Dude, you were in the bathroom for a minute. You ok?

Man#2: Yeah, I'm, I was just logging a couple of turds.

by Huge hammer69 April 17, 2024

Bathroom Pudding

Very soft poo that comes out of a human that resembles chocolate pudding.

Sorry about being late, I hade to make some bathroom pudding.

by Huge hammer69 September 1, 2023

Chum Bucket

When another person throws up in your mouth while kissing passionately.

Person1: how was the club last night?
Person2: it was real fun until this chick decided to give me a chum bucket. After that I just got sad and went home

by Huge hammer69 September 1, 2023

Bone broth

The wet spot left behind on your sheets or blanket after sex.

After I came, we snuggled for a few minutes but then she made me sleep in my own bone broth.

by Huge hammer69 December 1, 2022

Web Slinger

The act of pulling out during sex and finishing in your hand, only to throw it into your lovers face.

Man1: man, Sidney was being so annoying yesterday.

Man2: oh yeah, what did you do about it?
Man1: when we had sex last night, I gave her a web slinger. She got so pissed!

by Huge hammer69 January 27, 2022

Snizz

The act of sneezing and jizzing at the same time.

I was pounding away super hard on this chick last night when I felt a little tickle in my nose. Then I pulled out and snizzed all over the poor girl.

by Huge hammer69 August 17, 2021