Howie Feltersnatch's definitions
1. Someone who thinks they are cool but really aren't no matter how many people like them. See also: Scott Stapp, Fred Durst, P. Diddy, Eminem, Backstreet Boys, Tom Cruise, Vin Diesel and the guy from puddle of mudd.
2. A Middle-class white male who wears his fitted baseball cap backwards and thinks he's cool, often in attempt to resemble Fred Durt.
2. A Middle-class white male who wears his fitted baseball cap backwards and thinks he's cool, often in attempt to resemble Fred Durt.
Scott Strap says he's Christian, that's a total load of crap the ONLY thing he is, is a punk-ass bitch. Oh, ya his music f*cking sucks too.
by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004
Get the Punk-Ass Bitchmug. "The caterpillar transmogrified."
by Howie Feltersnatch November 5, 2002
Get the Transmogrifymug. A full figured or lager framed, natural, sexy woman often with a nice rack, great curves and a nice big-ass.
by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004
Get the Big ol' thick homug. Breath that is so rancid that it would seem that there is a small man in the back of the subject's mouth stirring a pot of shit.
by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004
Get the Shit Pot Breathmug. 1. A dumb son of a bitch who cannot drive his own car, no matter what the conditions are.
2. Someone driving a huge SUV that hasn't a clue how to park it and has probably never had it in 4 wheel drive
2. Someone driving a huge SUV that hasn't a clue how to park it and has probably never had it in 4 wheel drive
by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004
Get the Fuckwalter Gibraltermug. Not just a ho, not just a skank, the hoskank is a rarely detectable in most urban environments, but is identifiable by a crotch stench of motor oil and sour milk, and oscillating pubic particulars. When encountered, caution is advised for penile contact can end in spontaneous combustion of bodily organs.
Man, poor Spencer should have never touched that dirty hoskank with his horn. Now that mo fo is dead!
by Howie Feltersnatch February 20, 2005
Get the hoskankmug. by Howie Feltersnatch March 4, 2015
Get the buffer knucklemug.