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Sacramento Surprise

Shitting a large volume of loose diarrhea between a woman's breats until it resembles the muddy Sacramento River.
Erin is such a dirty whole that she actually pays random drunk dudes at 7-11 to eat chili cheese nachos and give her a Sacramento Surprise.
by Hot Franklin December 7, 2021
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Horse Pimp

A person who secretly places animal porn on a co-worker's work computer.
Kent is a total Horse Pimp, I mean just the other day he put animal porn on Mark's work computer screen saver.
by Hot Franklin October 27, 2021
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desert crust

Desert crust is the dried fecal matter that results after a person shits their pants during the extreme heat. It is often seen on the Las Vegas Strip where drunk college students and Midwestern NASCAR fans can be seen wondering the sidewalks with tall drinks and brown trouts.
We saw some desert crust today! Cindi and Larry got shitfaced while playing video poker and when they stumbled onto The Strip it only took a few minutes for their ass gravy to harden into desert crust.
by Hot Franklin July 5, 2024
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Lucky Scottsdale

The act of getting plastic surgery performed while snorting cocaine in overpriced clothing.
Kim spent $20,000 on a Lucky Scottsdale this weekend at Fasion Square and still looks like shit.
by Hot Franklin December 7, 2021
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SPF 2

Defecation on top of a sunroof, moonroof or other type of transparent roofing.
Matt hates his roommate Justin so much that he drops a messy SPF 2 on his Chevy's moonroof once a week.
by Hot Franklin November 30, 2021
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Kansas City Sizzle

When an obese Kansas City sports fan shits their pants out of excitement during a game.
Kent is too fat to jump with excitement, so when the Royals hit a home run he just smiled, leaned back in his lounge chair and dropped a hot Kansas City Sizzle down his legs.
by Hot Franklin March 4, 2023
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Soap Hole

A well-washed butthole appropriate for licking.
Monique has an excellent soap hole, so she's always down to get her butt licked when she cruises down to 18th Avenue.
by Hot Franklin October 20, 2021
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