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Kansas City Sizzle

When an obese Kansas City sports fan shits their pants out of excitement during a game.
Kent is too fat to jump with excitement, so when the Royals hit a home run he just smiled, leaned back in his lounge chair and dropped a hot Kansas City Sizzle down his legs.
by Hot Franklin March 4, 2023
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Soap Hole

A well-washed butthole appropriate for licking.
Monique has an excellent soap hole, so she's always down to get her butt licked when she cruises down to 18th Avenue.
by Hot Franklin October 20, 2021
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Horse Pimp

A person who secretly places animal porn on a co-worker's work computer.
Kent is a total Horse Pimp, I mean just the other day he put animal porn on Mark's work computer screen saver.
by Hot Franklin October 27, 2021
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Monkeypoxville

Monkeypoxville has become another name for Sacramento, California as the town continues to enjoy a massive influx of monkeypox cases.
We stopped shooting meth on the banks of the Sacramento River when we realized that Sacramento had become Monkeypoxville and is filled with diseased and puss-covered white trash.
by Hot Franklin June 16, 2022
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Provo surprise

When an unmarried Mormon couple shit on each other for non-intercourse sexual gratification that keeps them in the good graces of the Angel Moroni.
Every Saturday, Conner and Abby split a large Cincinnati Stew then share a messy Provo Surprise before cuddling in a hot pile of shit and watch the BYU game.
by Hot Franklin October 15, 2022
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Sacramento Surprise

Shitting a large volume of loose diarrhea between a woman's breats until it resembles the muddy Sacramento River.
Erin is such a dirty whole that she actually pays random drunk dudes at 7-11 to eat chili cheese nachos and give her a Sacramento Surprise.
by Hot Franklin December 7, 2021
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Lucky Scottsdale

The act of getting plastic surgery performed while snorting cocaine in overpriced clothing.
Kim spent $20,000 on a Lucky Scottsdale this weekend at Fasion Square and still looks like shit.
by Hot Franklin December 7, 2021
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