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atmospheric river shit

A seemingly unending flow of diarrhea caused by ingesting contaminated water left untreated after raw sewage flowed from a water treatment plant that was knocked off-line by an atmospheric river.
Kent had an 3-day atmospheric river shit after he made Cincinnati stew at Marc's house during the atmospheric river.
by Hot Franklin January 9, 2023
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Golden Italian

A drunk Italian-American (typically male) who deliberately urinates in his pants instead of getting up to use the bathroom.
Marc's barstool is continously soaked in piss because he's a Golden Italian who thinks giving himself a Golden Shower is better than pissing in a urinal and losing his seat.
by Hot Franklin July 5, 2023
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OG Slump Buster

A dive bar patron who hooks up with anyone who needs to break a sex slump.
That girl doing bar mat shots will fuck you in the bathroom if you're having a dry spell because she's an OG slump buster.
by Hot Franklin November 29, 2021
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SPF 2

Defecation on top of a sunroof, moonroof or other type of transparent roofing.
Matt hates his roommate Justin so much that he drops a messy SPF 2 on his Chevy's moonroof once a week.
by Hot Franklin November 30, 2021
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Hot Donald Trump

(Noun) - Human fecal matter found desposited in the cup of one of the 18 holes at a Trump-branded golf course .
"Dude, I bridied the first hole at the Trump National in LA, and when I reached down to get my ball I realized someone had dropped a Hot Donald Trump in the cup."
by Hot Franklin January 31, 2021
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Ass hoist

A large sling attached to substantial structural supports designed to hold a lazy, obese person aloft for purposes of anal sex with minimal effort.
Jeffrey is too fat and lazy for a sex swing so he built an ass hoist attached to the roof beam so he can play X-Box while getting railed.
by Hot Franklin July 29, 2022
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Monkeypoxville

Monkeypoxville has become another name for Sacramento, California as the town continues to enjoy a massive influx of monkeypox cases.
We stopped shooting meth on the banks of the Sacramento River when we realized that Sacramento had become Monkeypoxville and is filled with diseased and puss-covered white trash.
by Hot Franklin June 16, 2022
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