Hot Franklin's definitions

bottom scum

When National Security Advisor Mike Waltz attacks you for reporting about a Mike Waltz fuck up.

"Mike Waltz went on Fox News and called Jeffrey Goldberg 'bottom scum' because Goldberg accurately reported that Waltz accidentally texted him war plans"

by Hot Franklin March 25, 2025

SPF 2

Defecation on top of a sunroof, moonroof or other type of transparent roofing.

Matt hates his roommate Justin so much that he drops a messy SPF 2 on his Chevy's moonroof once a week.

by Hot Franklin November 30, 2021

desert crust

Desert crust is the dried fecal matter that results after a person shits their pants during the extreme heat. It is often seen on the Las Vegas Strip where drunk college students and Midwestern NASCAR fans can be seen wondering the sidewalks with tall drinks and brown trouts.

We saw some desert crust today! Cindi and Larry got shitfaced while playing video poker and when they stumbled onto The Strip it only took a few minutes for their ass gravy to harden into desert crust.

by Hot Franklin July 5, 2024

Bomb Hole

A person's anus while participating in anal sex while defecating out extremely spicy food.

Carrie loves to eat Hunan and get fucked in her Bomb Hole while shitting out spicy shredded pork.

by Hot Franklin December 8, 2021

Cincinnati Stew

Cincinnati stew is large quantities of loose stool produced by eating too much Cincinnati Chili.

When Ryan lived in Hamilton County, he used to drive into town for Cincinnati Chili but he kept spending an hour on the shitter crapping out piles of Cincinnati Stew so he switched to only eating Hardee's when he wanted a hot lunch.

by Hot Franklin February 11, 2022

Hot Donald Trump

(Noun) - Human fecal matter found desposited in the cup of one of the 18 holes at a Trump-branded golf course .

"Dude, I bridied the first hole at the Trump National in LA, and when I reached down to get my ball I realized someone had dropped a Hot Donald Trump in the cup."

by Hot Franklin January 31, 2021

Horse Pimp

A person who secretly places animal porn on a co-worker's work computer.

Kent is a total Horse Pimp, I mean just the other day he put animal porn on Mark's work computer screen saver.

by Hot Franklin October 27, 2021