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Soap Hole

A well-washed butthole appropriate for licking.
Monique has an excellent soap hole, so she's always down to get her butt licked when she cruises down to 18th Avenue.
by Hot Franklin October 20, 2021
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Horse Pimp

A person who secretly places animal porn on a co-worker's work computer.
Kent is a total Horse Pimp, I mean just the other day he put animal porn on Mark's work computer screen saver.
by Hot Franklin October 27, 2021
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Kansas City Sizzle

When an obese Kansas City sports fan shits their pants out of excitement during a game.
Kent is too fat to jump with excitement, so when the Royals hit a home run he just smiled, leaned back in his lounge chair and dropped a hot Kansas City Sizzle down his legs.
by Hot Franklin March 4, 2023
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atmospheric river shit

A seemingly unending flow of diarrhea caused by ingesting contaminated water left untreated after raw sewage flowed from a water treatment plant that was knocked off-line by an atmospheric river.
Kent had an 3-day atmospheric river shit after he made Cincinnati stew at Marc's house during the atmospheric river.
by Hot Franklin January 9, 2023
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Golden Italian

A drunk Italian-American (typically male) who deliberately urinates in his pants instead of getting up to use the bathroom.
Marc's barstool is continously soaked in piss because he's a Golden Italian who thinks giving himself a Golden Shower is better than pissing in a urinal and losing his seat.
by Hot Franklin July 5, 2023
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OG Slump Buster

A dive bar patron who hooks up with anyone who needs to break a sex slump.
That girl doing bar mat shots will fuck you in the bathroom if you're having a dry spell because she's an OG slump buster.
by Hot Franklin November 29, 2021
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SPF 2

Defecation on top of a sunroof, moonroof or other type of transparent roofing.
Matt hates his roommate Justin so much that he drops a messy SPF 2 on his Chevy's moonroof once a week.
by Hot Franklin November 30, 2021
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