Hoss 's definitions

Cobbler Bottom

An explosion of the bowels that leaves a dreadful sight in the undergarments, resembling a spoiled cobbler. Has been known to cause vomiting, profane language, and a loss of friends.

A boy at school today didn't make it to the restroom in time, and he got a big serving of cobbler bottom.

by hoss May 21, 2003

good lookin' out

A phrase used to show appreciation to someone that helped you out.

Jeremy: Yo James, you want a soda
James: Fo sho, good lookin' out dogg, I'm hella thirsty

by Hoss March 31, 2005

killa tay

A savage west coast rapper from Fresno, California.

Have you heard Killa Tay's new album?

by hoss March 6, 2005

Single Shot

(1)A male that has only one testicle.
(2)"One - Nutted"

Clovis and his buddy was giving me a hard time at work the other day, so I said "fuck you and your single shot friend."

by hoss May 21, 2003

Nick Hossley

The true form of a man. The highest rank in the world held by Nick Hartley. God<Nick Hossley

Wow, that guy is acting like a hoss. That’s imposible though because there is only one true hossley -The true form of a man. The highest rank in the world held by Nick Hartley. God<Nick Hossley

by Hoss July 16, 2018

Stump Monkey

A pussy that has no moisture whatsoever, making entrance of a ding dong virtually impossible. The procedure of trying to enter such a womb gives the dong owner the sensation equivalent to trying to fuck a tree stump.

Marsha finally gave me the consent to wax that ass last night, and I'll be damned if she didn't have stump monkey. I never got the head in.

by hoss May 21, 2003

The Eviction Fart

A fart that when turned loose, has the potential to change 3 lives. This is a fart that has been trapped abdominally for at least one day. The host of this fart is usually in pain or damn bad discomfort and has been trying to ease this fucker out for hours.

Oh man, my stomach is killing me, I've got an Eviction fart that just will not leave.

by hoss May 21, 2003