shoe wedgie

The term for when someone ties their shoes so tight that the opposite sides actually touch in the middle above the tongue.

Person 1: Hey, look at Mike, he's got a shoe wedgie...

by Honorarius April 13, 2008

NOYFB

NOYFB: Acronym standing for None Of Your Fucking Business. Usually used in chat rooms by females in response to constant asl requests from horny teenage boys.

1337hax0r: Any 1 4 cyber???
Ch1ck1e: No thanks.
1337hax0r: a/s/l
Smacktard: asl
B1gD1ck: ASL
1337hax0r: Where da horny chicks???
Smacktard: asl
1337hax0r: a/s/l pleeze ;P
B1gD1ck: asl
Smacktard: asl
Ch1ck1e: NOYFB

by Honorarius April 17, 2006

bowl job

Oral sex while you are shitting. A combination of the words "toilet bowl" and "blow job".

Man, that whore is so dirty... She just gave me a bowl job in the outhouse.

by Honorarius April 03, 2006