Honorarius's definitions

helmets and gloves

Helmets and gloves is a form of boxing played before or after a hockey/lacrosse practice/game. Two participants wear their hockey/lacrosse helmets and gloves while the rest of the team watches. The object of the game is to punch the other person in the head as much as possible. ONLY punches to the head are allowed. Match ends when one person gives up or gets knocked down. A common game among teenage hockey/lacrosse players to see who is tougher.

Player 1: Wanna go helmets and gloves after the practice???
Player 2: Sure.

by Honorarius May 21, 2006

bowl job

Oral sex while you are shitting. A combination of the words "toilet bowl" and "blow job".

Man, that whore is so dirty... She just gave me a bowl job in the outhouse.

by Honorarius April 3, 2006

muff marinara

Slang term for a woman's menstrual fluids.

That sick bastard likes to lick his wife's muff marinara!!!

by Honorarius April 26, 2006