Honorarius's definitions

helmets and gloves

Helmets and gloves is a form of boxing played before or after a hockey/lacrosse practice/game. Two participants wear their hockey/lacrosse helmets and gloves while the rest of the team watches. The object of the game is to punch the other person in the head as much as possible. ONLY punches to the head are allowed. Match ends when one person gives up or gets knocked down. A common game among teenage hockey/lacrosse players to see who is tougher.

Player 1: Wanna go helmets and gloves after the practice???
Player 2: Sure.

by Honorarius May 21, 2006

shoe wedgie

The term for when someone ties their shoes so tight that the opposite sides actually touch in the middle above the tongue.

Person 1: Hey, look at Mike, he's got a shoe wedgie...

by Honorarius April 13, 2008

NOYFB

NOYFB: Acronym standing for None Of Your Fucking Business. Usually used in chat rooms by females in response to constant asl requests from horny teenage boys.

1337hax0r: Any 1 4 cyber???
Ch1ck1e: No thanks.
1337hax0r: a/s/l
Smacktard: asl
B1gD1ck: ASL
1337hax0r: Where da horny chicks???
Smacktard: asl
1337hax0r: a/s/l pleeze ;P
B1gD1ck: asl
Smacktard: asl
Ch1ck1e: NOYFB

by Honorarius April 17, 2006