Spine throating

The action of shoving a man’s spine through his own throat as a way of killing him.

“Nooo Batman don’t spine throat me!”

“I already did. Get pranked bozo.”

*gets spine throating”

by Homob499 January 31, 2022

stone church boy

He is from stone curch

“Hey where do you live?”
“Stone curch”
“ONG ITS STONE CURHC BOY!”
Stone church boy

by Homob499 November 23, 2022

Aditi

She’s hot and has daddy issues like no other.

“Omg is that a ADITI without daddy issues.”

“Your hallucinating dumbass.”

by Homob499 February 01, 2022

Batman

A charter from a great book on Wattpad where he starts dating Tarare. Together they almost kill each other one too many times. His main use of self defence is spine throating. Where he shoves a mans spine through his own neck. Things we know about Batman are as follows:

Batman doesn’t acc like tartare there’s a hacker that’s falling in love with him through bataman

Batman’s last name is notthesuperhero

Batman’s packing🥵🥵
Batman has a prank YouTube Channel
Batman is scared of walked in closets
Batman’s goes for spines while fighting
Batman has mpd (cannon)
Batman’s favourite movie is kidnapped 5 dog days

Batman is a yandere

Batman instead of cumming overloads
A body snatcher
Can posses people
Has superpowers

“Holy shit dude why is your spine through your throat?”

“I called Tarare gay so Batman spine throated me :(“

by Homob499 January 31, 2022

Homo before 99

The act of being/acting in a homosexual way before the age of 99

Punishable by death

Read more in (Donaldxjoe an lovers to enemies story) on Wattpad

Man 1: bro I had gay sex last night

Man 2: bro that’s illegal because your not 99 yet

Man 1: please don’t kill me for being homo before 99

by Homob499 January 31, 2022

Joeys sex life 101

A great book on Wattpad about a boy who’s mom is to much of a slutty whore to take care of him. So he grows up to be an asshole and tortures his siblings for fun. He is very sexist ageist homophobic transphobic racist etc.

Please read it

“What are you reading?”

“Joeys sex life 101 on Wattpad by tiddieboobies.”

“Dude you have such great taste.”

by Homob499 February 01, 2022

Iris

A girl from a shitty book about knowing when you’re gonna die. Cant remember the name tho. Unfortunately she’s living a lie and actually has died Multiple times. The reasons as to how are as followed

-gonna get run over

-drowning
-almost got shot (multiple times)
-car crash
-suplexed by erik
-zerik come and stabs her with a butter knife

-dies from eating to much
-kills herself with pillow

-drowns in a tub
-fucked by Colton

-Eats to many instruments

-death by stomach

“Hey you hear of that ugly failed abortion spy shit thing girl?”

“Oh you mean iris?”

“Yeah that pair of tits”

by Homob499 January 31, 2022