pimp action

Acing a pimp, g dog mofo ghetto fool.
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by holmes December 11, 2002
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Rusty Nail

A series of gay pornography starring Rusty Nail and his 3 sons, his wife tapes them! His films so far consist of "The Rusty Nail," Jackson's Lesson, Web learns to play football, Web gets the ball hiked, Travis' Report Card. This is marketed by the Pierce Bros.
The new Rusty Nail video will come out this weekend. So, there I was, walking down the street barefooted, and I stepped on a big RUSTY NAIL!
by Holmes December 05, 2002
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tard

shortened version of "retard"; a stupid person
Look at that tard triping over himself.
by holmes December 05, 2002
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cocklione

A rather enormous, gigantic and beastly holmes (aka penis) that is usually oiled and shiny. It is also extremely disproportionate to the owner's body, hangs to the knee or lower and veers off at an angle.
I be useing the ol' cocklione like a pogo stick.
by Holmes September 15, 2003
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Kafir

muslim/islamic denoting a non-believer
non-believer christian etc.
"dude, he's a kafir" (by an islamic- juurk terrorist
by holmes February 23, 2005
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willy muncher

someone who like to nibble at a penis or two for pure enjoyment, and derives from cock sucker. it can also be used as an insult
you f**kin willy muncher
by holmes September 14, 2004
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free ball

for a man to wear his pants/shorts without any unserwear on
because it was free ball friday, he did not wear underwear.
by Holmes December 05, 2002
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