Holly M S's definitions

She-V

the part of a woman's anatomy where the hair triangle exists--if not shaved or shaped--forming a "V" as her hip dip goes down to the "mons veneris"

Becky, if you plan to wear that little bikini, I suggest you get some wax work on your She-V. 'Girl needs some work done.

by Holly M S July 5, 2010

Suck-Shit

Suck-Shit (noun) - some action or person that's really dreadfully crappy; something worse than the worst.

This day totally sucked. I'm just grateful this suck-shit is over.

OMG, don't cry over him! He treated you like total suck-shit!

by Holly M S September 23, 2010

Shit-Day Slalom

(noun) a day that starts out crappy but then spirals out of control, becoming crappier and crappier and crappier, as if the total decline of your life would never end.

A parking ticket, blown math quiz, and now my kid has scabies. I'm on a shit-day slalom.

by Holly M S January 13, 2011

text-sketchy

when text responsiveness is patchy

You know I'm text-sketchy between 3-8 because I'm dealing with the kids. Best to text me later.

by Holly M S December 8, 2010

Cyber Surgery

(noun) online corrections that modify the appearance of a physical feature in a photograph. IE, Photoshop.

"Before you put that pic on FaceBook, you better cyber surgery my turkey neck."

by Holly M S May 22, 2010

Pharmeopathic

the belief in legitimate scientifically-proven pharmaceuticals as an answer to illness and disease instead of hoo-doo voo-doo homeopathic nonsense.

You keep drinking water and downing Gingko if you want, but *my* ass is going to an actual doctor for some pharmeopathic treatment.

by Holly M S June 15, 2010

e-kward

(adjective) an embarrassing or uncomfortable moment during an electronic exchange.

I dumped Mike last night in a text. That was kinda e-kward.

by Holly M S June 29, 2010