Angry Ass

An ass so perfect that it makes the person looking at it want to growl aloud & assault it, as if angry.

An ass so beautiful that it demands attention, like an angry patron.
My husband says he married me for my angry ass.
by Holly M S May 12, 2010
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Non-Reciprocating Tool

a completely self-absorbed, unaware "friend" (READ: douche) that you do things for *all the time* that NEVER returns the favor, even in times of crisis, always making the excuse that they're working or busy or just *can't* for whatever reason--always an excuse--ANY time you ask them, no matter what; someone who never returns the many favors you've done for them.
"My Dad just died and I can't find sittage for the funeral tomorrow. Since I've watched your kids for free for the past two days, do you think you can sit mine for a few hours while I go to my Dad's memorial service?"

Non-Reciprocating Tool: "Tomorrow? Oh, no way. Sorry. Gotta work online and stuff. You know. Busy and all. Can't. Maybe next time."
by Holly M S July 21, 2010
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Coitus Regretus

(noun) being in a state of continually regretting a lapse in sexual judgment (EX: walk of shame)
"When I think about Vidal, I have an overwhelming sense of coitus regretus and want to forget it ever happened."
by Holly M S May 22, 2010
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Suck-Shit

Suck-Shit (noun) - some action or person that's really dreadfully crappy; something worse than the worst.
This day totally sucked. I'm just grateful this suck-shit is over.

OMG, don't cry over him! He treated you like total suck-shit!
by Holly M S September 22, 2010
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douche hag

A catty straight woman who loves the company of gay men and has spent so much time around them that she’s begun to act like an attitude-ridden queen. With limp wrist and waggling head, she talks shit, starts shit, & won’t finish her shit, but at the end of the day still thinks she’s *FABULOUSSSS*
"Hey Vidal, where's your douche hag tonight?"
by Holly M S May 10, 2010
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Douchebagger

(noun) an insidious obnoxious person with questionable objectives meddling in your affairs; someone who doesn't know you at all but busts up on your business and starts saying crap, giving advice, acting like it's his business, as if he knows what to do (Douche + Carpet-bagger)
Sam was telling a story about his ex, Lori, at the party, and some total douchebagger bust up into the scene and went off.
by Holly M S June 02, 2010
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Lapscaping

verb trans. to improve the aesthetic appearance of the pubic region by grooming, trimming, shaping, or altogether waxing bald, said area. (landscaping for laps)
Damn, Mary, that's the biggest bush I've ever seen. For the love of God, get the hell over to Aveda and get some lapscaping before we go on vacay.
by Holly M S June 30, 2010
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