Definitions by Holly M S

Angry Ass 

An ass so perfect that it makes the person looking at it want to growl aloud & assault it, as if angry.

An ass so beautiful that it demands attention, like an angry patron.

My husband says he married me for my angry ass.

Angry Ass by Holly M S May 15, 2010

Sittage

Sittage (n) The state of possessing child care.

"I've hooked up some sittage for Friday so we can go out."

Sittage by Holly M S May 15, 2010

Smarma

(noun) the sum of a person's smarm in this and previous states of existence, viewed as deciding their fate in future existences. Smarm+Karma

"Isaac Hayes is the King of good smarma."

Smarma by Holly M S May 15, 2010

Photo Chopped 

When a friend or relative posts a picture of themselves online that you know you were in originally but you've been cropped out. Being chopped out of a photo.

"Dude. She totally photo chopped your ass outta that pic."

Photo Chopped by Holly M S May 15, 2010

douche hag 

A catty straight woman who loves the company of gay men and has spent so much time around them that she’s begun to act like an attitude-ridden queen. With limp wrist and waggling head, she talks shit, starts shit, & won’t finish her shit, but at the end of the day still thinks she’s *FABULOUSSSS*

"Hey Vidal, where's your douche hag tonight?"

douche hag by Holly M S May 10, 2010

hood wood 

a sexual experience that occurs on the hood of a car, especially from the male's point of view; a man having sex with a woman on the hood of her car

"Dude, I gave Missy some serious hood wood at the camp ground this weekend."

hood wood by Holly M S May 7, 2010

Crib Parade

The spectacle of concentrated groups of sexy gold-diggers that frequent the house parties of wealthy entertainers, usually rock/rap stars and womanizing party men of Hollywood.

A gaggle of groupie bimbos looking to land rich men.

"Dude, look at all these fine women. It's a f'n' crib parade in here."

"The Playboy Mansion is the ultimate crib parade."

Crib Parade by Holly M S April 24, 2010