The person who has and handles the bitch. The one in control.
"She's my bitch, and I'm her bitch daddy."
"Duuuude, looks like your bitch daddy just told you what the hell was up!"
|fās-boŏk-stərˈbā t-ing|
verb
to "like" one's own posts and comments perpetually; to give oneself pleasure by constantly "liking" your own posts and comments on Facebook
Did you see Cole's comments? He's totally facebooksterbating himself on everything he posts.
Nicole's crazy with all her self-liking quotes, an embarrassing display of public facebooksterbating.
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(noun)
a day so totally crappy that it seemed like a race down a winding, spiraling, horrendous F-you course, marked by more and more notable shittiness happening to you at blinding speed, one event after another, and accruing more crappiness at every moment, totally beyond your control, until the end.
Man. Joe was caught waxing it in the office bathroom, then heard that his girlfriend cheated on him, THEN got a $325 speeding ticket on the way home. He's had a total shit-day slalom.
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the part of a woman's anatomy where the hair triangle exists--if not shaved or shaped--forming a "V" as her hip dip goes down to the "mons veneris"
Becky, if you plan to wear that little bikini, I suggest you get some wax work on your She-V. 'Girl needs some work done.
(adjective) an embarrassing or uncomfortable moment during an electronic exchange.
I dumped Mike last night in a text. That was kinda e-kward.
A catty straight woman who loves the company of gay men and has spent so much time around them that she’s begun to act like an attitude-ridden queen. With limp wrist and waggling head, she talks shit, starts shit, & won’t finish her shit, but at the end of the day still thinks she’s *FABULOUSSSS*
"Hey Vidal, where's your douche hag tonight?"
An ass so perfect that it makes the person looking at it want to growl aloud & assault it, as if angry.
An ass so beautiful that it demands attention, like an angry patron.
My husband says he married me for my angry ass.
