(noun) a penis that slides back into itself so that it becomes smaller and smaller, which can be the result of--among other things--cold, fear, and ugly women.
"The cold pool caused his telescoping penis to all but disappear."
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(noun) the sum of a person's smarm in this and previous states of existence, viewed as deciding their fate in future existences.
Smarm+Karma
"Isaac Hayes is the King of good smarma."
Sittage (n) The state of possessing child care.
"I've hooked up some sittage for Friday so we can go out."
a sexual experience that occurs on the hood of a car, especially from the male's point of view; a man having sex with a woman on the hood of her car
"Dude, I gave Missy some serious hood wood at the camp ground this weekend."
The spectacle of concentrated groups of sexy gold-diggers that frequent the house parties of wealthy entertainers, usually rock/rap stars and womanizing party men of Hollywood.
A gaggle of groupie bimbos looking to land rich men.
"Dude, look at all these fine women. It's a f'n' crib parade in here."
"The Playboy Mansion is the ultimate crib parade."
when text responsiveness is patchy
You know I'm text-sketchy between 3-8 because I'm dealing with the kids. Best to text me later.
(noun) the crease created between two large breasts when they're pressed together in the middle. The valley of the cleavage.
With that push-up on, I *swear* Donna's got four inches of boobie grin goin' on.
