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Greg Rowell

Greg John Rowell played cricket for QLD in the domestic cricket competition, called the Sheffield Shield (now the Pura Milk Cup) in Australia during the mid-90's.

The term Greg Rowell is used in Australian rhyming slang, meaning to go the growl or to perform oral sex on a female's genitalia.

The equivalent to a female performing oral sex on a man is Bretty Heady or to give head.
Dougy: Boy that bird last night sure was feisty last night!
Timmy: Greg Rowell?
Dougy: Nar but she gave me Brett Heady.
Timmy: I love you man.
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GU

Some stupid acronym that fake people made up so they couldn't be interested in someone that they actually like because they live a distance incompatible with their fakeness, acronym for "geographically undesirable."
Sarah: "wow that Todd guy is totally nice and all, I would sure like to date him"
Tania: "He lives in Texas"
Sarah: "Damn what a GU"
Todd: "I wasn't interested in you anyway you fake bitch"
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I Love You Man

Platonic love *can* exist between two grown men.
Terry: Wayne. Wayne. Garth told me about the show, man. I love you man.
Wayne Campbell: Yea, and I love you too, Terry.
Terry: No no no, I mean it man. I LOVE you.
Wayne Campbell: No, I-I mean it. I love you.
Terry: No you don't, man. I love you.
Wayne Campbell: being hugged by Terry Garth. Hey, come over here, I think Terry has something he wants to say to you.
Terry: I love you, man.
Garth Algar: Thank you.
by Holden Morrisey Caulfield December 9, 2008
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Al Gore

The term Al Gore is taken from the actually person, Al Gore who was a former USA Vice-president, a USA Presidential Candidate and most recently produced An Inconvenient Truth (Documentary on Global Warming).

To use Al Gore as a term, it's mainly to indicate that someone who thinks they're going to win or have a chance doesn't actually. Just like Al Gore in the Presidential Election Race, he thought he had a chance but in reality, George W. Bush was never going to lose.
Langer: "Did you see South Africa play Australia in the World Cup"?
Katich: "Yeah what an Al Gore that was".
Langer: "South Africa are more like a John Kerry, than Al Gore, bloody chokers".
by Holden Morrisey Caulfield August 15, 2007
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anus

Anus can be exchanged for hip, cool, groovy, rockin, super, great, superb, funky, hot, gold, perfect, awesome.

It means good things.
Turbo, "yo Hammer, that car is sweet"
Hammer "Yeah Turbo, its totally anus!"
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disease

Disease, can mean talent, looks or moves, diseased can mean hip, cool, groovy, hot, perfect, lovely, pretty, awesome.
Snake: "Check out that chick's disease Shovel"
Shovel: "Woah I wouldn't mind catching some of that!"
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Crazy Son of a Bitch

Related to asshole and son of a bitch, a crazy son of a bitch is someone who you may admire but do not want to be like. They may do awesome things but it could be at the expense of their health, wallet and relationships. Likely to streak a party, attempt parkour, approach the unapproachable, pull off dangerous flight tactics and other arrangements of impractical services to attain fun, avoid, divert, gain attention or kill the enemy without the influence of narcotics and at other times with.
Trawler: Did you see the Hammer last night? He was out of control!

Turbo: Yeah that crazy son of a bitch, streaking the live band then jumping the 8 foot high fence in one leap to escape security was a highlight.
by Holden Morrisey Caulfield January 27, 2010
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