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Pissed

adjective
1. Intoxicated; drunk. (chiefly British usage)
2. Very annoyed; angry. (chiefly American usage)

verb
1. Past tense of "piss," meaning "to urinate."
Tom is very pissed at the fact that he got pissed last night and pissed himself.
by Hogtrude Parker May 30, 2016
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r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns

The largest Reddit.com community (or Subreddit) dedicated to being a meme page specifically for transgender people.

At the time of writing, the majority of the userbase is known for being trans women, but it sees plenty of trans men and non-binary posters too.

Its name contains exactly 7 letter As and 10 letter Ns. It’s also known as “Traa” for short.
“Girl, you got yourself a major hangover! What were you doing last night?”
“I played the r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns drinking game…”
“What?”
“I went on Traa and took a shot every time I saw a post with Ferris Argyle. I got through the first bottle in ten minutes…”
by Hogtrude Parker November 12, 2021
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cigarette

A magic wand used for summoning a bus at the bus stop.
“You want a cigarette?”
“No way, buddy. I’m on my way to an audition, gotta take care of my lungs.”
“Don’t worry, you won’t get to actually smoke up! The bus is gonna show up as soon as I light it and you won’t get the chance.”
by Hogtrude Parker September 20, 2021
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I'm vegan

Something vegans say. It indicates that they are, in fact, vegan.
"I'm vegan," I said.
"We know," said my family, "You tell us that like every single day."
I nodded in acknowledgement and shoved an entire pitcher full of beans into my mouth. "Yes. I'm vegan."
by Hogtrude Parker July 18, 2021
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BK Myers

Short for “Burger King Michael Myers.”

In the 4-versus-1 slasher movie-themed multiplayer video game Dead By Daylight, it refers to Michael Myers, the killer from the Halloween movies, when equipped with two items that modify his special power: Judith’s Tombstone, which allows Michael to instantly kill survivors he catches once he’s fully levelled up his power by stalking them in exchange for making him move slower, and the Scratched Mirror, which lets him see survivors through walls in exchange for not letting him level up his power at all (and, as it happens, Michael is always slower than normal when he hasn’t levelled up his power yet).
These two items have special uses on their own, but they almost completely cancel each other out when combined, resulting in Michael Myers being permanently slower than the survivors he’s supposed to chase and not even being able to instantly kill them using Judith’s Tombstone since he can’t level up his power. This item combination was nicknamed “BK Myers” by players, jokingly insinuating that Michael can’t catch up to his targets because he’s eaten too much Burger King.

Also known simply as “Fat Myers.”
My friends and I messed around last night in Dead By Daylight. Jamie played as BK Myers one round and still killed me with NOED…
by Hogtrude Parker August 23, 2021
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Thomas Dipshit

A generic, idiomatic name (like “John Doe” or “Parson Brown”) for a very gullible man, especially on the internet.
“I mean, it said I wouldn’t believe it!” said Thomas Dipshit when asked why he shared an article just titled “YOU WON’T BELIEVE” with all his friends on Facebook.

Listen, you can’t just go around and try to tell those guys chocolate milk comes from a brown cow and just hope every last one of them is Thomas Dipshit.
by Hogtrude Parker June 20, 2021
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veganism

The belief that non-human animals should not be commodified, exploited, and/or eaten.
“Aw man, I just finished my eighteenth bowl of hummus this week.”
“…Uh, do you subscribe to veganism, by any chance?”
by Hogtrude Parker September 11, 2022
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