Hogtrude Parker's definitions
See gay keyboard mashing.
The result of randomly (or not-so-randomly) mashing one’s keyboard to signify laughter or shock. Most prominently seen in queer Generation Z online culture.
The result of randomly (or not-so-randomly) mashing one’s keyboard to signify laughter or shock. Most prominently seen in queer Generation Z online culture.
“this website says I’m the same personality type as Flowey and Twitter lmao”
“FDSKJFFJK THE ENTIRETY TWITTER;;”
“yes lol nice gay keymash”
“FDSKJFFJK THE ENTIRETY TWITTER;;”
“yes lol nice gay keymash”
by Hogtrude Parker December 2, 2021
Get the gay keymashmug. A sexual orientation label originating from Tiktok and then chiefly propagated as a psy-op by Neo-nazis from 4chan’s /pol/ (“Politically Incorrect”) board and Kiwifarms, describing heterosexual attraction only to cisgender (non-transgender) people— and framing itself as a minority sexual orientation— as a deliberate organized effort to foster division between transgender people and cisgender lesbian, gay, and bisexual people.
The super straight flag consists of black and orange arranged laterally next to each other, and one of the original March 5, 2021 /pol/ threads made clear that the shortening of “super straight” to “SS” was no accident by stylizing the flag with the Schutzstaffel zig-zag double-S insignia.
The operation also posits similar sexual orientations as “supergay,” “superlesbian,” and “superbisexual,” (attraction only to cisgender men and women), and has made various proposals for an altered version of the LGBT+ acronym to include super straight, such as “LGBS” and “SSLGB.” The term “superphobe” has been used to describe those who oppose super straightness (in practice, anyone the transgender community would consider an ally).
READER DISCRETION IS ADVISED: the following example is taken directly from /pol/ and contains several unaltered slurs for transgender and gay people.
The super straight flag consists of black and orange arranged laterally next to each other, and one of the original March 5, 2021 /pol/ threads made clear that the shortening of “super straight” to “SS” was no accident by stylizing the flag with the Schutzstaffel zig-zag double-S insignia.
The operation also posits similar sexual orientations as “supergay,” “superlesbian,” and “superbisexual,” (attraction only to cisgender men and women), and has made various proposals for an altered version of the LGBT+ acronym to include super straight, such as “LGBS” and “SSLGB.” The term “superphobe” has been used to describe those who oppose super straightness (in practice, anyone the transgender community would consider an ally).
READER DISCRETION IS ADVISED: the following example is taken directly from /pol/ and contains several unaltered slurs for transgender and gay people.
“/SS/ super straight general
>>310854278 → #
Making this thread before the other one hits bump limit GOALS
>drive a wedge between trannies and other fag groups
>Redpill zoomers
>Use the left's tactics against themselves, call them bigots for not accepting super straights
>Hit mainstream status
WHAT THE FUCK IA sic HAPPENING
>zoomer on tiktok makes a new sexuality called "super straight" meaning one is attracted only to the biological sex, meaning no trannies
>Countering the tranny logic that troons are "real women"
WHAT I DO
>spam this shit all over, make memes, retweet SS agents on twitter, post on every site imaginable”
—4chan /pol/ thread no. 310864180, March, 5, 2021, by Anonymous (ID: bjG0EDki) 🇺🇸
>>310854278 → #
Making this thread before the other one hits bump limit GOALS
>drive a wedge between trannies and other fag groups
>Redpill zoomers
>Use the left's tactics against themselves, call them bigots for not accepting super straights
>Hit mainstream status
WHAT THE FUCK IA sic HAPPENING
>zoomer on tiktok makes a new sexuality called "super straight" meaning one is attracted only to the biological sex, meaning no trannies
>Countering the tranny logic that troons are "real women"
WHAT I DO
>spam this shit all over, make memes, retweet SS agents on twitter, post on every site imaginable”
—4chan /pol/ thread no. 310864180, March, 5, 2021, by Anonymous (ID: bjG0EDki) 🇺🇸
by Hogtrude Parker May 5, 2021
Get the super straightmug. A term used by conservative internet users to favourably describe their own sociopolitical viewpoints; at its most basic level, it means to have been made aware of something obscure or forbidden.
It originates from 1999 film “The Matrix,” ironically written and directed by two transgender women, in a scene where the protagonist is offered a choice between a literal blue pill to “wake up…and believe whatever he wants to believe” and a red pill to “stay in Wonderland, …be shown deep the rabbit hole goes,” and join a rebellion against the simulated reality he lives in. The red pill itself is believed to have been been modeled after red Premarin-brand tablets, popular as estrogen-boosting medication for transgender women in the 1990s.
Has exactly the same denotation and exactly the opposite connotation as “woke.”
It originates from 1999 film “The Matrix,” ironically written and directed by two transgender women, in a scene where the protagonist is offered a choice between a literal blue pill to “wake up…and believe whatever he wants to believe” and a red pill to “stay in Wonderland, …be shown deep the rabbit hole goes,” and join a rebellion against the simulated reality he lives in. The red pill itself is believed to have been been modeled after red Premarin-brand tablets, popular as estrogen-boosting medication for transgender women in the 1990s.
Has exactly the same denotation and exactly the opposite connotation as “woke.”
I’m based and redpilled, so the only vidya I play are apolitical masterpieces like Doom, Bioshock, and Dead or Alive!
by Hogtrude Parker March 22, 2021
Get the redpilledmug. Have you seen all those videos of people getting yoinked at the airport after being identified as Wednesday warriors? What were they expecting, a visit from the Tooth Fairy?
by Hogtrude Parker January 11, 2021
Get the Wednesday warriormug. It’s okay to be white, but I sure am making my friends incredibly nervous by not saying it’s okay to not be white!
by Hogtrude Parker January 25, 2021
Get the It’s okay to be whitemug. The largest Reddit.com community (or Subreddit) dedicated to being a meme page specifically for transgender people.
At the time of writing, the majority of the userbase is known for being trans women, but it sees plenty of trans men and non-binary posters too.
Its name contains exactly 7 letter As and 10 letter Ns. It’s also known as “Traa” for short.
At the time of writing, the majority of the userbase is known for being trans women, but it sees plenty of trans men and non-binary posters too.
Its name contains exactly 7 letter As and 10 letter Ns. It’s also known as “Traa” for short.
“Girl, you got yourself a major hangover! What were you doing last night?”
“I played the r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns drinking game…”
“What?”
“I went on Traa and took a shot every time I saw a post with Ferris Argyle. I got through the first bottle in ten minutes…”
“I played the r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns drinking game…”
“What?”
“I went on Traa and took a shot every time I saw a post with Ferris Argyle. I got through the first bottle in ten minutes…”
by Hogtrude Parker November 12, 2021
Get the r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnnsmug. Thanks to feminism, I get to slog through the process of voting and worry about paying a mortgage like every other sorry sap!
by Hogtrude Parker December 13, 2021
Get the feminismmug.