Hogtrude Parker's definitions

cigarette

A magic wand used for summoning a bus at the bus stop.

“You want a cigarette?”
“No way, buddy. I’m on my way to an audition, gotta take care of my lungs.”
“Don’t worry, you won’t get to actually smoke up! The bus is gonna show up as soon as I light it and you won’t get the chance.”

by Hogtrude Parker September 20, 2021

femboy

A boy who presents femininely.

Roughly the opposite of a tomboy.

“Is that a skirt in your closet, Zach?”
“Yeah, you didn’t know I’m a femboy?”
“…Guess I didn’t.”

by Hogtrude Parker November 27, 2021

Video gayming

Playing video games while being someone who is LGBT+, being in the company people who are LGBT+, and/or perhaps being a very, VERY enthusiastic LGBT+ ally (enough to enthusiastically consider “gay” a compliment).

Fjdlkahfluahl I was up all night with Ash and Lulu video gayming at Celeste while discussing Danganronpa headcanons and eating Oreos,,,and how are you? ?

by Hogtrude Parker January 29, 2021

Mills bills

1. Million dollars.
2. Million of another currency consisting of printed banknotes (bills).

Marzipan! I won a mills bills!

by Hogtrude Parker January 9, 2021

carnie

1. a carnival worker, especially a carnival barker.
2. perjorative shortening for carnist; someone who believes it’s okay to eat meat.

1. Carnies. Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands.
2. Carnies. Omnivores. Speciesists, you know. Smell like pigs’ flesh. Thin arteries.

by Hogtrude Parker April 15, 2021

The Talk

1. (in white families) when parents teach their children where babies come from.
2. (in black families) when parents teach their children about racism and the criminal justice system.

“I was only six when parents gave me the Talk.”
“The birds and the bees?”
“No, the badges and the bullets.”

by Hogtrude Parker March 21, 2021

Forced diversity

When someone who isn’t white (or who isn’t straight, or especially who is transgender) is present in a popular film, television show, or video game.

Since when could the magical elves in this video game be BLACK PEOPLE? All this forced diversity nonsense, man…

by Hogtrude Parker February 3, 2021