vegasm

The sexual climax achieved by integration of vegetables into masturbation or other consensual sexual activity.

Diane stood in the produce aisle contemplating how her next vegasm would arrive: cucumber, carrot, or eggplant?

by Hobo2 October 25, 2007

llama shop

A derogatory term for a convenience store operated by a person of Middle Eastern descent.

Let's run down to the llama shop and grab some 40's before Prakash closes up for the night.

by Hobo2 February 01, 2006

j girl

The woman bobbing like a circus seal in the center of a ring of hobos in the parking lot of the Flying J truck stop.

Belinda is the kind of slut that would suck off a dirty hobo for his ham sandwich. What a j girl!

by Hobo2 March 31, 2006

J girl

The woman bobbing like a circus seal in the center of a ring of hobos in the parking lot behind the Flying J Truck Stop.

Belinda is the kind of slut that would suck off a dirty hobo for his ham sandwich. What a J girl!

by Hobo2 January 01, 2006

pink falcon

The female equivalent of a blue falcon. Woman who screws over her peers in an effort to achieve her own short sighted goals.

Kim, don't be such a pink falcon!

by Hobo2 March 22, 2007

sangina

A sympathetic soul for Sanjaya, the American Idol constestant that has a highly improbable chance of winning the competition.

Look, Brittney, I know you like his looks; but the guy doesn't sing well and will never win. Don't be such a sangina.

by Hobo2 April 12, 2007

two fingered slot rumba

A phrase describing the act of female masturbation.

Eric: We're headed to the pool. Be right back.
Kim: What should I do?
Eric: Diddle.
Kim: Huh?
Mark: Try the two fingered slot rumba.
Kim: Ok! (holding up two fingers.)

(Eric crashes the golf cart.)

by Hobo2 June 04, 2006