Noted bear oracle of the early to mid 16th century. Made famous by his scrolls bearing pin-point accurate predictions of future events including world leaders, wars, famine, the bearpocalypse and professional sporting events.
So it has been written, so it has happened. Urstradamus hath predicted, and it hath come to fruition.
by HobieKopek April 20, 2007
An act perpetrated by deer, most commonly Odocoileus virginianus, whereby an unsuspecting driver is tricked into pulling his or her vehicle to the side of the road whereupon he or she will be assault by the deer and its previously well-hidden friends. Most frequently the assualt includes, but is not limited to, butting, violent rubbing, pushing, shoving, spitting and musking. Humon victims are almost always shaken, but seldom injured.
Reports of attempted surprise buttsecks are not unheard of.
Reports of attempted surprise buttsecks are not unheard of.
Did you guys hear what happened to that poor driver in Wisconsin? He was the victim of a deerjacking! Fortunately he got away with his rectum intact.
by HobieKopek January 05, 2009
The day, as prophesied by the noted clairvoyant, Urstradamus, when bears will rise from their underground metropolis and destroy human civilization once and for all. According to prophecy none will be spared but the reverent.
The bearpocalypse is nigh! Repent or don't; either way you're going to be mauled to death, pitiful biped.
by HobieKopek April 20, 2007
by HobieKopek July 11, 2007
A freestyle biking term used to describe an exceptionally slow wheelie maneuver. esp. without the protection of a helmet.
My boys and I posted up some pics of us doing micks and endos in a warehouse parking lot the other day, and people gave us a hard time because one guy wasn't wearing a helmet in one pic. Jeez.
by HobieKopek March 01, 2007
You cheating whore. I hope you PIAI.
by HobieKopek October 18, 2006
The Kriss Kross Dump is an Extreme Dumping Sports move with a high difficulty rating due to the low rate of clean execution.
by HobieKopek September 10, 2008