Noted bear oracle of the early to mid 16th century. Made famous by his scrolls bearing pin-point accurate predictions of future events including world leaders, wars, famine, the bearpocalypse and professional sporting events.
So it has been written, so it has happened. Urstradamus hath predicted, and it hath come to fruition.
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Reports of attempted surprise buttsecks are not unheard of.
Reports of attempted surprise buttsecks are not unheard of.
Did you guys hear what happened to that poor driver in Wisconsin? He was the victim of a deerjacking! Fortunately he got away with his rectum intact.
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I just found out why Jes is out of the office today. He caught a metrosexually transmitted disease from his mani-pedi at the shady salon around the corner.
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After bears wipe the face of the earth clean of humans, they will build a massive beartopia on the ruins of man's society. All will be glorious.
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My boys and I posted up some pics of us doing micks and endos in a warehouse parking lot the other day, and people gave us a hard time because one guy wasn't wearing a helmet in one pic. Jeez.
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