Definitions by Hnery Derpington III
cash loaf
(n.) A stack or roll of paper money, usually used to flaunt one's wealth. While a cash loaf can consist of any number of any denomination of bills, twenty or more $20 USD bills are most often used.
cash loaf by Hnery Derpington III December 2, 2017
skookum
Well-built, robust, and durable, especially used to describe power tools. The term gained popularity in industrial circles from a YouTube channel called AvE.
skookum by Hnery Derpington III September 27, 2017
scrotation
1. To use one's scrotum as a flotation device.
2. To rotate or twist one's scrotum, usually causing injury. Past tense "scrotated".
2. To rotate or twist one's scrotum, usually causing injury. Past tense "scrotated".
My plane crashed into the ocean, and I had to perform scrotation.
I accidentally scrotated the other day, and I had to go to the hospital.
I accidentally scrotated the other day, and I had to go to the hospital.
scrotation by Hnery Derpington III May 24, 2017
vanilla oreo
(n.) A white person who acts white. Vanilla Oreos frequently drive their minivans to local tennis courts. A vanilla Oreo is similar to an Oreo, but instead of being black they are white.
vanilla oreo by Hnery Derpington III February 22, 2017
Garmlich Effect
The law of physics stating that, if one girl screams for something, it will make other girls scream, and then it grows exponentiously until all girls within a five-mile radius are screaming.
Girls don't really like One Direction, but they go crazy when it plays on the radio due to the Garmlich effect.
Garmlich Effect by Hnery Derpington III February 21, 2017
Ohio
The only place with Arctic weather and Summer weather in all four seasons, plus an unnamed fifth season where it rains toothpicks. Home of several big companies and wide fields of crops.
This week's two-day forecast for northern Ohio.
Monday: Partly sunny. High -30.
Tuesday: Overcast. High 157.
Monday: Partly sunny. High -30.
Tuesday: Overcast. High 157.
Ohio by Hnery Derpington III January 26, 2014