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Windows 8

A computer operating system by Microsoft to be released in October 2012. Its layout is similar to that of Windows Phone 7 for the reason that Windows 8 is expected to be used mostly on touch screens and tablets. And even if you don't have either of those, Windows 8 has a desktop mode which looks exactly like that of Windows 7 except there's no Start Button, much to the dismay of Windows fanatics. Windows 8 will be released alongside Windows Phone 8 and Microsoft Surface tablets.

Windows 8 is actually pretty awesome.

by Hmail July 21, 2012

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Plano

A little-known city in Texas that is close to Dallas. It is the 9th-largest city in Texas and the 70th-largest in the United States. It is unique in that it is home to the headquarters of many major corporations including JCPenney, Frito-Lay, Cinemark, Dr. Pepper Snapple Group, Rent-A-Center, and Pizza Hut.

Plano is an awesome city.

by Hmail November 7, 2012

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Bing

Microsoft's ripoff search engine that tries to match Google.

Screw Bing. I'm going to Google.

by Hmail September 27, 2012

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Gameboy

A gaming system for lonely girls, like Ben and Jerry is a dessert for lonely girls.

I spent a night with Gameboy.

by Hmail December 14, 2012

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cardboard box

An amazing device that can easily be made into a variety of things.

Quote from Calvin and Hobbes:

Calvin: "Hey, Hobbes, wanna go time traveling with me? See, I built this time machine." (shows Hobbes a right-side-up cardboard box)

Hobbes: "This looks a lot like your transmogrifier."

Calvin: "To the inattentive layman, yes, but with the transmogrifier, you crawl under the box, whereas in the time machine, you climb in on TOP."

Hobbes: "Ah."

by Hmail October 1, 2012

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