cardboard box

An amazing device that can easily be made into a variety of things.

Quote from Calvin and Hobbes:

Calvin: "Hey, Hobbes, wanna go time traveling with me? See, I built this time machine." (shows Hobbes a right-side-up cardboard box)

Hobbes: "This looks a lot like your transmogrifier."

Calvin: "To the inattentive layman, yes, but with the transmogrifier, you crawl under the box, whereas in the time machine, you climb in on TOP."

Hobbes: "Ah."

by Hmail April 27, 2012

Radiohead

Originally called On A Friday, Radiohead is a band that is miles ahead of the rest of the crap released nowadays. Ranked 73 in Rolling Stone's list of greatest artists, Radiohead is made up of five members: frontman Thom Yorke, guitarist Jonny Greenwood, bassist Colin Greenwood (who is the older brother of Jonny), drummer Philip Selway, and other guitarist Ed O'Brien. Radiohead has released eight studio albums, a few of which are considered classics. They are Pablo Honey (1993), The Bends (1995), OK Computer (1997), Kid A (2000), Amnesiac (2001), Hail to the Thief (2003), In Rainbows (2007), and The King of Limbs (2011). While Pablo Honey is not as acclaimed as the earlier albums, it is the album that made the band hit it big, as it carried their hit single, Creep. Other famous songs by the group include Fake Plastic Trees, High and Dry, Paranoid Android, Karma Police, No Surprises, Idioteque, Everything in its Right Place, Pyramid Song, Reckoner, Nude, and (most recently) Lotus Flower.

Radiohead should be the most popular band in the entire world. Seriously.

by Hmail December 13, 2012

Ellen DeGeneres

The greatest lesbian who ever lived.

Did you watch last night's episode of the Ellen DeGeneres show? It was great!

by Hmail April 29, 2012

Plano

A little-known city in Texas that is close to Dallas. It is the 9th-largest city in Texas and the 70th-largest in the United States. It is unique in that it is home to the headquarters of many major corporations including JCPenney, Frito-Lay, Cinemark, Dr. Pepper Snapple Group, Rent-A-Center, and Pizza Hut.

Plano is an awesome city.

by Hmail May 28, 2012

Gapgate

An event occurring in October 2010 in which Gap, the clothing retailer, changed its logo, received universal hate on the Internet for it, then subsequently changed it back.

Gapgate was terrible. It's a good thing they changed the logo back.

by Hmail April 29, 2012

Gameboy

A gaming system for lonely girls, like Ben and Jerry is a dessert for lonely girls.

I spent a night with Gameboy.

by Hmail June 12, 2012

Harry Potter

The best book series of our time.

Twilight fan: "Hey, Twilight is way better than Harry Potter!"

Harry Potter fan: "What was that? I can't hear you over my amusement park."

by Hmail April 27, 2012